FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off my profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "
im the same as you can't put up a face pic due to work but put up a few pics other than your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only pics you have are off your cock

Nothing else you say you can’t put face pics because off your job

You could use a photo editing app and draw a dot over your face like I do and show more off your self

Also not much context in your profile

It reads like all your after is a quick splat and go

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"Only pics you have are off your cock

Nothing else you say you can’t put face pics because off your job

You could use a photo editing app and draw a dot over your face like I do and show more off your self

Also not much context in your profile

It reads like all your after is a quick splat and go

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only pics you have are off your cock

Nothing else you say you can’t put face pics because off your job

You could use a photo editing app and draw a dot over your face like I do and show more off your self

Also not much context in your profile

It reads like all your after is a quick splat and go

Even a nice plant profile pic might help ?

It’s so silly it might work

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "

If you do, you could say you resemble someone famous to give people an idea of your features.

Put some everyday likes, like types of music, TV or film genres, sports and foods. Also likes and a few dislikes.

It helps to build a picture of you as person, as photos only tell part of the story.

Remember you are trying to seduce a lady so it may take a bit more work than a cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only pics you have are off your cock

Nothing else you say you can’t put face pics because off your job

You could use a photo editing app and draw a dot over your face like I do and show more off your self

Also not much context in your profile

It reads like all your after is a quick splat and go

Ouch"

I dont have a filter at the best off times so when I comment on stuff like this I am brutally honest

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Certainly wont help not having face pic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 05:43:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 05:43:24]"

Oooooooppps wrong thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence OP I would totally ignore you if you mailed me. No matter how many times you'd msg I'd blank you...why

1. You have no profile photo

2. The 2 pics you have on display are very graphically explicit close-up photos of your dick...

Tbh I haven't even read your bio... I switched if from your profile after seeing your photos...

Some men need to show a little more class on here with their photos... Your face takes up about an 8th if your body... there's many other pics you could post...leg pics...chest & tummy pics...arm pics yup"

Mix it up you mean ? I’ve pictures of me wearing a monocle and top hats so i do agree classy pics do tend to work !

Not for me but she seems to know her stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m committed now I’m not backing out

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Only pics you have are off your cock

Nothing else you say you can’t put face pics because off your job

You could use a photo editing app and draw a dot over your face like I do and show more off your self

Also not much context in your profile

It reads like all your after is a quick splat and go

Ouch

I dont have a filter at the best off times so when I comment on stuff like this I am brutally honest "

Nothing wrong with being honest. And the comments are fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 05:43:24]

Oooooooppps wrong thread..."

Jeez ha it was the right thread...insomnia ya bitch your messing up my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offense OP I would totally ignore you if you mailed me. No matter how many times you'd msg I'd blank you...why

1. You have no profile photo

2. The 2 pics you have on display are very graphically explicit close-up photos of your dick...

Tbh I haven't even read your bio... I switched off from your profile after seeing your photos...

Your face takes up about an 8th of your body... there's many other pics you could post...leg pics...chest & tummy pics...arm pics yup, but maybe you're limited because of your tattoos as to what you can post, look at the popular guys profiles & you'll get tips there for photo ideas...

I apologise if I have offended you in any way ... Butttttt I don't have a filter & I say it as it is ... I don't BS nor I'm a pretentious...I'm straight up & out with it

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "

Your profile is distinctly meh!

It is no different to the vast majority of profiles in your gender group.

99.9% of individuals who you are looking for won't even take a second glance at it.

That's the bottom line.

How do you improve that - you search out successful profiles in your gender and see what they are doing. See how YOU can improve your presence on FAB and your profile.

Even message them asking for advice.

You interact with others on the platform through chat and forums.

You attend socials and clubs so others get to know your personality.

You message those who you would like to meet that match your criteria, after reading their profile, with a well rounded message including a face picture because first impressions last.

You do all of the above and you might just get someone to read and reply.

But like so many before... you won't...

You could prove me wrong...

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

A Ferry sex profile as Mrs4 calls it ! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only looked at your 2 pictures and was put off, says on your profile that you are a man, but all I saw was a cock, the majority of humans have one of those, what makes yours so special?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offense OP I would totally ignore you if you mailed me. No matter how many times you'd msg I'd blank you...why

1. You have no profile photo

2. The 2 pics you have on display are very graphically explicit close-up photos of your dick...

Tbh I haven't even read your bio... I switched off from your profile after seeing your photos...

I apologise if I have offended you in any way ... Butttttt I don't have a filter & I say it as it is ... I don't BS nor I'm a pretentious...I'm straight up & out with it "

Think your really actually sugar coating your emotions !!

It’s obvious that maybe your not to happy with your own profile and venting it on here as a way to express your frustration of the lack of options your getting from this site ?

I bought the new dr Phil book Tuesday I’m just trying to put some of the stuff I learned in to practice ?

How did I do

Don’t hold back like in your last message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offense OP I would totally ignore you if you mailed me. No matter how many times you'd msg I'd blank you...why

1. You have no profile photo

2. The 2 pics you have on display are very graphically explicit close-up photos of your dick...

Tbh I haven't even read your bio... I switched off from your profile after seeing your photos...

I apologise if I have offended you in any way ... Butttttt I don't have a filter & I say it as it is ... I don't BS nor I'm a pretentious...I'm straight up & out with it

Think your really actually sugar coating your emotions !!

It’s obvious that maybe your not to happy with your own profile and venting it on here as a way to express your frustration of the lack of options your getting from this site ?

I bought the new dr Phil book Tuesday I’m just trying to put some of the stuff I learned in to practice ?

How did I do

Don’t hold back like in your last message

Bahahaha you know I'm quite content with my profile ...I do change it around regularly with pics etc...I have many options as do the majority of women & some men have many options/choices too ... Including yourself... you've class photos & never once sent me an unsolicited dick pic... Well Done you eh...

& Also you're my kinda crazy lmao... Good to see ya back ya Nut-Job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offense OP I would totally ignore you if you mailed me. No matter how many times you'd msg I'd blank you...why

1. You have no profile photo

2. The 2 pics you have on display are very graphically explicit close-up photos of your dick...

Tbh I haven't even read your bio... I switched off from your profile after seeing your photos...

I apologise if I have offended you in any way ... Butttttt I don't have a filter & I say it as it is ... I don't BS nor I'm a pretentious...I'm straight up & out with it

Think your really actually sugar coating your emotions !!

It’s obvious that maybe your not to happy with your own profile and venting it on here as a way to express your frustration of the lack of options your getting from this site ?

I bought the new dr Phil book Tuesday I’m just trying to put some of the stuff I learned in to practice ?

How did I do

Don’t hold back like in your last message

& Also you're my kinda crazy lmao... Good to see ya back ya Nut-Job

Think we should take this madness to PM

I can’t even keep up with this

Thanks for the endorsement tho I’ll revolute you the few quid shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a torso photo on your profile in pants . That's one way to get past the shadow

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

To be honest the lack of profile pic is a non starter for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the part where you say you want to make ladies moan. Apparently I do enough of that so I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the part where you say you want to make ladies moan. Apparently I do enough of that so I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh."

Give it time he might eventually put his profile pic up !

That’s a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pics.

Two cock pics

Uninspiring bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the part where you say you want to make ladies moan. Apparently I do enough of that so I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.

Give it time he might eventually put his profile pic up !

That’s a joke "

Ohhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bit where it says “Man”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...the part where you say you want to make ladies moan. Apparently I do enough of that so I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.

Give it time he might eventually put his profile pic up !

That’s a joke

Ohhhhh!

Stop it you ha

Doesn’t count if I implied it was a joke !

I’m just messing about !

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Everything. The pictures are not great neither is your bio sorry

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

At least you have a veri

But that's it...

Sorry but you would be an instant delete unless your message was outstanding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "

No body or face pics and nothing about the sort of person you are looking for, maybe state it should be a lady.

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "

You’re a guy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's boring as.

Where's the energy? Where's the pride in it? Where's the personality?

It's not a fridge that screams "open me, I'm full of goodies" it's a beige fridge with a picture on the outside of a bottle of skimmed milk. That's how bland it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was looking it would be no profile picture and just dick pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it in your head that this isnt a sex site, play softly softly , try humour and banter, read other mens profiles, some good text to be used and adapted, make your cock pics private

Also get it in your head that single men on here are at the end of the food chain

If you want instant fuckery try Adult Work

All of the above is well meaning so please dont get arsey if its not what you want to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people don’t put face pics up, so don’t feel you have to, that would never stop me talking to someone.

That said, if you messaged me, I probably wouldn’t read it because you have no avatar, and if I went to your profile I’d discount you because of your pics.

Take some pics of your bum, legs, arms, anything but the dick.

Bio doesn’t pull me in either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's boring as.

Where's the energy? Where's the pride in it? Where's the personality?

It's not a fridge that screams "open me, I'm full of goodies" it's a beige fridge with a picture on the outside of a bottle of skimmed milk. That's how bland it is.

“ beige fridge “

Ok after that hilarious summary and since I actually don’t care and I’ve always said my profile is at least in the top 400 cause I’m cocky like that !

I can’t improve it obviously

But I’d like your one sentence summary ???

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's boring as.

Where's the energy? Where's the pride in it? Where's the personality?

It's not a fridge that screams "open me, I'm full of goodies" it's a beige fridge with a picture on the outside of a bottle of skimmed milk. That's how bland it is.

“ beige fridge “

Ok after that hilarious summary and since I actually don’t care and I’ve always said my profile is at least in the top 400 cause I’m cocky like that !

I can’t improve it obviously

But I’d like your one sentence summary ???"

Has one too many !'s and not enough public pics. Would earn a rosette at a profile contest for bio alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What puts you off my profile ? I don’t have a face picture because of work but happy to send one is that bad and that’s why no one talks ? "

Public genital pics put me off. Profile text sounds like you just want wank chat.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's boring as.

Where's the energy? Where's the pride in it? Where's the personality?

It's not a fridge that screams "open me, I'm full of goodies" it's a beige fridge with a picture on the outside of a bottle of skimmed milk. That's how bland it is.

“ beige fridge “

Ok after that hilarious summary and since I actually don’t care and I’ve always said my profile is at least in the top 400 cause I’m cocky like that !

I can’t improve it obviously

But I’d like your one sentence summary ???

Has one too many !'s and not enough public pics. Would earn a rosette at a profile contest for bio alone."

Really a rosette!

So basically that’s top 3 right ?

I thought the grammar was atrocious and the lack of any meaningful information & lack of photos I would of got roasted !

That’s a win

Much appreciated

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's boring as.

Where's the energy? Where's the pride in it? Where's the personality?

It's not a fridge that screams "open me, I'm full of goodies" it's a beige fridge with a picture on the outside of a bottle of skimmed milk. That's how bland it is.

“ beige fridge “

Ok after that hilarious summary and since I actually don’t care and I’ve always said my profile is at least in the top 400 cause I’m cocky like that !

I can’t improve it obviously

But I’d like your one sentence summary ???

Has one too many !'s and not enough public pics. Would earn a rosette at a profile contest for bio alone.

Really a rosette!

So basically that’s top 3 right ?

I thought the grammar was atrocious and the lack of any meaningful information & lack of photos I would of got roasted !

That’s a win

Much appreciated

It made me chuckle. I mean, who doesn't love fruit of the loom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 11:42:03]"

Haha all I said was most men can’t pull off tw@@d jumpers !

I’m not a fruit of the loom pusher don’t see why that had to be deleted

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 11:42:03]

Haha all I said was most men can’t pull off tw@@d jumpers !

I’m not a fruit of the loom pusher don’t see why that had to be deleted

yep, tis a ballache when that happens. I resorted to calling those unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed, unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed coz ya can't call them their name

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Less is more I would say when it comes to a good image

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

You need a profile pic and other public pics other than your penis. Your bio isn’t great either, you sound inexperienced and a bit desperate (sorry).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 11:42:03]

Haha all I said was most men can’t pull off tw@@d jumpers !

I’m not a fruit of the loom pusher don’t see why that had to be deleted

yep, tis a ballache when that happens. I resorted to calling those unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed, unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed coz ya can't call them their name "

Mushrooms?

I can’t say mushrooms?

You serious

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 11:42:03]

Haha all I said was most men can’t pull off tw@@d jumpers !

I’m not a fruit of the loom pusher don’t see why that had to be deleted

yep, tis a ballache when that happens. I resorted to calling those unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed, unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed coz ya can't call them their name

Mushrooms?

I can’t say mushrooms?

You serious

They're between my toes not in the flower bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 27/09/21 11:42:03]

Haha all I said was most men can’t pull off tw@@d jumpers !

I’m not a fruit of the loom pusher don’t see why that had to be deleted

yep, tis a ballache when that happens. I resorted to calling those unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed, unwanted things that sprout in your flower bed coz ya can't call them their name

Mushrooms?

I can’t say mushrooms?

You serious

They're between my toes not in the flower bed!"

Ohhhh !

Daisy’s??

I’m kidding but I like how you did your best to explain that without saying it !

I should of tried to see how many more examples you could of mustered up

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