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My mate fancies you..... the lazy Sunday smut edition....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's Sunday, I'm bored and I have perverted pals who probably fancy you. Or you. Or you.

Possibly all of you at once.

So come on down and send some smut

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervert!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Why not indeed. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

In

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'm in, ready to play messenger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Count me in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Get sending messages you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a mate

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've one from a sexy pal for a sexy pal....

can you please tell for your thighs that I love that sexy boob poking out picture on her profile xx

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Oh in please. Filters down

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll play

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Am I allowed to play

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm free

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a hottie to a hottie

Will you tell for your thighs that my thighs would like to get to know her thighs.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Custard cream a sexy so and so finds your pics very hot indeed and you’re straight into her hotlist.

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh hippychick..this gentleman wants to say

Could you tell Hippychick that her terrible puns make me wish I could give her something better to do with her hands?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Sliiiiiding in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Mrs Sapphire, a message for you from a certain chap. It seems your eyes are still his kryptonite.

And I'd like to say the same about your arse.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Why the devil not…. Xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in though I may be out more than I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This absolute hottie says...

Bellaseas, can I bite that delicious bottom?

You don't want to turn the offer down trust me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I bugger off for 5 minutes and have a full box from hotties....

So here you go....

Bellaseas I would love to taste your lips

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Saffron....What come to bed eyes you have you sexy spice

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Well hello custard cream, I fancy a nibble of you

---

Will you tell hippy that I’d like to jump into bed with her and halo.

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Can you tell Nora she is a frikkin Star please xx

---

Obviously these are all from my sexy mates.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dear hippy chick ...my forum friend asked me to tell you you've made her day and you're wonderful... however I got engrossed in perving her arse and forgot her message ....sorry xx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My gorgeous friend wants to say...

Tea monkey, fancy monkeying around with me?

Now there's an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah count me in for some Sunday evening shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This absolute hottie says...

Bellaseas, can I bite that delicious bottom?

You don't want to turn the offer down trust me "

Well that depends

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"My gorgeous friend wants to say...

Tea monkey, fancy monkeying around with me?

Now there's an offer "

It depends if that involves flinging poo or something else…

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Hi!

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Evening posh! I'll play whilst I'm in the bath

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

For Hippychick:

Thanks for the chat and the ear today, it may not seem like it but it helps so much to have support and help from unexpected places.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bella Bella Bella my darling.... one from a hottie....

Bellaseas, you beautiful woman… you are incredible, strong, independent and a little bit funny. The birthday treat maybe a couple of years late but it will be worth the wait xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories..."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening posh! I'll play whilst I'm in the bath "

But..... I'm in the bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell saffron she’s a bit of cock but I like cocks

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Umm ok I’ll have a go

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

Please could you tell Saff, she needs to stop lying & not for one minute do I believe she likes a quiet night in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Evening posh! I'll play whilst I'm in the bath

But..... I'm in the bath! "

up periscope... wear's the soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Hippychick:

Thanks for the chat and the ear today, it may not seem like it but it helps so much to have support and help from unexpected places."

I’m here for you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Fiddlesticks you're allowed to play with me any day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just another girl, you’re so hot and part of your charm is that you don’t know it. I’m looking forward to fulfilling your list

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"Evening posh! I'll play whilst I'm in the bath

But..... I'm in the bath! "

I wondered where my toe went....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories...""

Awwwww

And mine.

(So hope this one isnt you Nora.... much as I love you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed time night all

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening posh! I'll play whilst I'm in the bath

But..... I'm in the bath!

I wondered where my toe went.... "

I found it

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you"

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories..."

Awwwww

And mine.

(So hope this one isnt you Nora.... much as I love you)"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ooh bellseas someone's up for a challenge

Could you please tell

Bellaseas no matter how wild she is, I’m ready to tame her

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh poshie!

NSP you’re hot af x what a time I’d like to have with you

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

A message for NSP, from a top bloke:

Please tell NSP,

You’re awesome, a good friend and hot as fuck

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Please tell saffron she’s a bit of cock but I like cocks "

I’m taking that as a complement anyways

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories..."

Awwwww

And mine.

(So hope this one isnt you Nora.... much as I love you)

"

I want someone like that though!!! Can I have him when you’ve finished with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolute beautiful, amazing hottie has a message for _eardybob

he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippy you beautiful soul... my forum chum says

can you tell hippy chick I can see her nippy nips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh bellseas someone's up for a challenge

Could you please tell

Bellaseas no matter how wild she is, I’m ready to tame her "

Good luck with that

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"An absolute beautiful, amazing hottie has a message for _eardybob

he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen "

aw - fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Sapphire, a message for you from a certain chap. It seems your eyes are still his kryptonite.

And I'd like to say the same about your arse."

Hahha, aww thanks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you please tell Tea his clashing socks are shit and there are lights of normal height in every room.

. Made me chuckle that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bella Bella Bella my darling.... one from a hottie....

Bellaseas, you beautiful woman… you are incredible, strong, independent and a little bit funny. The birthday treat maybe a couple of years late but it will be worth the wait xx"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh poshie!

NSP you’re hot af x what a time I’d like to have with you "

Oh my..... I am rather warm as it happens. Not sure hot af is accurate though. I'll top up from the hot tap and see if that helps

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for NSP, from a top bloke:

Please tell NSP,

You’re awesome, a good friend and hot as fuck"

Lukewarm at best.... but I'll take the other two xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories..."

Awwwww

And mine.

(So hope this one isnt you Nora.... much as I love you)

I want someone like that though!!! Can I have him when you’ve finished with him "

Can you wait forever?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can you please tell Tea his clashing socks are shit and there are lights of normal height in every room.

. Made me chuckle that one "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"From my sexy mate...

Please could you tell Saff, she needs to stop lying & not for one minute do I believe she likes a quiet night in"

99% hermit… it’s true.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Beautiful message for posh from a hottie

My mate says that your eyes are even lovelier in real life, and that looking deeply into them just before kissing you and telling you just how pretty you are is one of his favourite memories..."

Awwwww

And mine.

(So hope this one isnt you Nora.... much as I love you)

I want someone like that though!!! Can I have him when you’ve finished with him

Can you wait forever? "

I so wanted that to be the answer

Ps. Does he have a brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea monkey, you lucky man... my gorgeous friend says

would you tell _ea monkey that I've got a rather huge crush on him that doesn't appear to be going away

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a sexy devil to my gorgeous mate....

Can you please tell Tindergirl I love the new B&W pic of her lingerie and can I have it when she's done with it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Can you please tell Tea his clashing socks are shit and there are lights of normal height in every room.

. Made me chuckle that one "

Normal height for Hobbits…

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Better late than never

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea monkey, you lucky man... my gorgeous friend says

would you tell _ea monkey that I've got a rather huge crush on him that doesn't appear to be going away "

Oh! This is interesting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a real hottie for Easily Led

his epic peanut based cake will be made and posted at some point in the next year.. maybe.. possibly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"From a sexy devil to my gorgeous mate....

Can you please tell Tindergirl I love the new B&W pic of her lingerie and can I have it when she's done with it"

If it fits you sure

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I bugger off for 5 minutes and have a full box from hotties....

So here you go....

Bellaseas I would love to taste your lips

---

Saffron....What come to bed eyes you have you sexy spice

---

Well hello custard cream, I fancy a nibble of you

---

Will you tell hippy that I’d like to jump into bed with her and halo.

---

Can you tell Nora she is a frikkin Star please xx

---

Obviously these are all from my sexy mates..... "

Nibble away not so posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I bugger off for 5 minutes and have a full box from hotties....

So here you go....

Bellaseas I would love to taste your lips

---

Saffron....What come to bed eyes you have you sexy spice

---

Well hello custard cream, I fancy a nibble of you

---

Will you tell hippy that I’d like to jump into bed with her and halo.

---

Can you tell Nora she is a frikkin Star please xx

---

Obviously these are all from my sexy mates.....

Nibble away not so posh "

Honestly! From my mates.... but as you're offering

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"A message from a real hottie for Easily Led

his epic peanut based cake will be made and posted at some point in the next year.. maybe.. possibly.."

100% I think it’ll be epic.

100% I’m doubtful it’ll arrive next year

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a hot stud from a sexy siren...

The bearded guy...... Blindfold, cuffs and ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bugger off for 5 minutes and have a full box from hotties....

So here you go....

Bellaseas I would love to taste your lips

---

Saffron....What come to bed eyes you have you sexy spice

---

Well hello custard cream, I fancy a nibble of you

---

Will you tell hippy that I’d like to jump into bed with her and halo.

---

Can you tell Nora she is a frikkin Star please xx

---

Obviously these are all from my sexy mates.....

Nibble away not so posh

Honestly! From my mates.... but as you're offering "

My lips taste good

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nora.... that sexy fella says....

Your mate says that he does indeed have a brother, but that he's regrettably beardless and much younger... a mere slip of a thing in his 30s

(Wanna be my sis in law? - that was me asking)

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

A sexy mate asks me to:

Tell Tea he's an amazing man, a solid friend and oozes pure sex

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

TG.... you babe....

Someone sexy is totally trying to steal your heart from me. But he's awesome so I'll allow it......

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to smile for no reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for a hot stud from a sexy siren...

The bearded guy...... Blindfold, cuffs and ice "

Without a doubt that’s going to happen but I will not be responsible for the consequences

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora.... that sexy fella says....

Your mate says that he does indeed have a brother, but that he's regrettably beardless and much younger... a mere slip of a thing in his 30s

(Wanna be my sis in law? - that was me asking)"

Beardless is perfect!! I don’t mind younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie to a hottie

Will you tell for your thighs that my thighs would like to get to know her thighs."

Oh thankyou, sounds intriguing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippy you beautiful soul... my forum chum says

can you tell hippy chick I can see her nippy nips x"

No shocker

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"TG.... you babe....

Someone sexy is totally trying to steal your heart from me. But he's awesome so I'll allow it......

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to smile for no reason."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath! "

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A sexy mate asks me to:

Tell Tea he's an amazing man, a solid friend and oozes pure sex"

I have no clue who this is from! Please reveal yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely mate says

Hi hippie... can you please tell bellaseas she's got a gorgeous bottom x

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen "

pics like this?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Happy Sunday.... its too quiet in the local area so happy to play the game this evening!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this? "

Can I take that pic next time?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this?

Can I take that pic next time? "

Nah - I reckon your hands are already gonna be full...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another girl

Can you tell her for me the reality of her would not disappoint anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely mate says

Hi hippie... can you please tell bellaseas she's got a gorgeous bottom x"

thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this?

Can I take that pic next time?

Nah - I reckon your hands are already gonna be full... "

I'll set up a timer then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous mate says to my gorgeous mate....

Hippychick... Me and you, boob squishes?

(Can I come? )

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over a year ago


"My gorgeous mate says to my gorgeous mate....

Hippychick... Me and you, boob squishes?

(Can I come? )"

Yes, obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This lovely man says Hi hippie again... could you please tell msp I can't see her nippy nips ... please send me the August picture ...wowsers lol x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this?

Can I take that pic next time?

Nah - I reckon your hands are already gonna be full...

I'll set up a timer then "

We'd better make sure it's long enough for you to slide into the shot... Erm... y'know - the timer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good evening, I’m going to slide on in and hang around in the corner waiting to be notice

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this?

Can I take that pic next time?

Nah - I reckon your hands are already gonna be full...

I'll set up a timer then

We'd better make sure it's long enough for you to slide into the shot... Erm... y'know - the timer! "

It's more than long enough

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Beardybob, a certain lady would really like to under the bubbles with you

Oooh - I'm all outa bubbles, but I am in the bath!

Er.... pics or it didn't happen

pics like this?

Can I take that pic next time?

Nah - I reckon your hands are already gonna be full...

I'll set up a timer then

We'd better make sure it's long enough for you to slide into the shot... Erm... y'know - the timer!

It's more than long enough "

Yeah... but what about the timer?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Good night you wonderful people x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utterly delightful stud of a mate says....

Can you tell tinder I would love to bum her please!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good night you wonderful people x"

Night sexy pants

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To saffy

You have lovely toes all seven x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"To saffy

You have lovely toes all seven x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out now have good sexy night all x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"My utterly delightful stud of a mate says....

Can you tell tinder I would love to bum her please!

"

Oh naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodnight Fab-ulous people dream great

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Always late to these

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Message for Coffeencake

A real hottie says:

I've always been a fan of both coffee and cake, and now I'm a fan of them together it seems 

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

WestcountryDadBod..... you sexy fella.....

My gorgeous mate says she sees you sitting there, and she would like to sit on your lap if she may

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"To saffy

You have lovely toes all seven x "

Don’t forget the half

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Custard cream a sexy so and so finds your pics very hot indeed and you’re straight into her hotlist.

And mine "

Awh thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy af mate says....

Could you tell TG I'd like to watch her getting bummed. I'll bring cake for the halftime interval

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I bugger off for 5 minutes and have a full box from hotties....

So here you go....

Bellaseas I would love to taste your lips

---

Saffron....What come to bed eyes you have you sexy spice

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Well hello custard cream, I fancy a nibble of you

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Will you tell hippy that I’d like to jump into bed with her and halo.

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Can you tell Nora she is a frikkin Star please xx

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Obviously these are all from my sexy mates.....

Nibble away not so posh

Honestly! From my mates.... but as you're offering "

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Message for wild blonde:

A hunky mate of mine says better late than never xx

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

I'm in, if I'm not too late

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a sexy mate of mine to a gorgeous lady....

could you tell _iss maverick I’ve looked at her profile a few times and like what I see. From the same area too. She looks a very sexy woman

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

"

from you

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

from you "

Not this one lovely!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

"

Holy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

"

Oh my! go on TG!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh tiiiiinder...

A very hunky mate says that he knows that he can take your pleasure to a level that you will never have experienced before in your life...

Every touch will send electric shocks through every nerve ending that you have...

Each breath on your skin will send shivers down your spine!

Each kiss will leave you wanting more until you are begging him and whispering his name...

Holy cow "

I'm awfully warm all of a sudden

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Miss Maaaaaverick...

A very hunky mate of mine says he'd love to be your Diet Coke break guy!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in, if I'm not too late "

Miss maverick

Stunning x

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl


"From a sexy mate of mine to a gorgeous lady....

could you tell _iss maverick I’ve looked at her profile a few times and like what I see. From the same area too. She looks a very sexy woman"

aww thank you I'm intrigued

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

_iss maverick...... you're a popular lady (and for good reason)

My mate said....

please tell her she really rocks that corsetry ensemble xx

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl


"Oh Miss Maaaaaverick...

A very hunky mate of mine says he'd love to be your Diet Coke break guy!!"

I'm sure he would taste just as fine

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in..

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Hi Yasmeen!

A hunky mate of mine would like to know if you ever wear a sari...

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

I'm in!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hi Yasmeen!

A hunky mate of mine would like to know if you ever wear a sari..."

That's you

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl


"_iss maverick...... you're a popular lady (and for good reason)

My mate said....

please tell her she really rocks that corsetry ensemble xx"

thank you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in! "

Beard tarts is your cock

Tattooed?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in!

Beard tarts is your cock

Tattooed?"

Tatts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

I'll throw my hat in the ring

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"I'm in!

Beard tarts is your cock

Tattooed?"

Not yet..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I'm in!

Beard tarts is your cock

Tattooed?

Not yet.. "

Soon

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By *iss MaverickWoman
over a year ago

Porthcawl

BeardedTattMan:

My mate finds you rather easy on the eye and wonders how you would feel on the hands, lips and tongue

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Hi Yasmeen!

A hunky mate of mine would like to know if you ever wear a sari...

That's you

"

you wish... but no!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hi Yasmeen!

A hunky mate of mine would like to know if you ever wear a sari...

That's you

you wish... but no! "

Who xx

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

What a cracking idea…..definitely in please x

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"BeardedTattMan:

My mate finds you rather easy on the eye and wonders how you would feel on the hands, lips and tongue "

inbox is always open to try and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for the awesome, beautiful Posh

My hunk of a mate says he wants you to close your eyes and imagine him knealing between your legs...

leaning slowly forwards...

touching you - but it is not his hands that you are feeling...

not his hands stroking your sexy little pussy up and down...

not his hands stroking you slowly from the very tip of your clit...

slowly, slowly down...

I predict a "christ on a bike"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for the awesome, beautiful Posh

My hunk of a mate says he wants you to close your eyes and imagine him knealing between your legs...

leaning slowly forwards...

touching you - but it is not his hands that you are feeling...

not his hands stroking your sexy little pussy up and down...

not his hands stroking you slowly from the very tip of your clit...

slowly, slowly down...

I predict a "christ on a bike"

"

Christ on a bike

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for the awesome, beautiful Posh

My hunk of a mate says he wants you to close your eyes and imagine him knealing between your legs...

leaning slowly forwards...

touching you - but it is not his hands that you are feeling...

not his hands stroking your sexy little pussy up and down...

not his hands stroking you slowly from the very tip of your clit...

slowly, slowly down...

I predict a "christ on a bike"

Christ on a bike "

Come here now

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Message for the awesome, beautiful Posh

My hunk of a mate says he wants you to close your eyes and imagine him knealing between your legs...

leaning slowly forwards...

touching you - but it is not his hands that you are feeling...

not his hands stroking your sexy little pussy up and down...

not his hands stroking you slowly from the very tip of your clit...

slowly, slowly down...

I predict a "christ on a bike"

Christ on a bike "

And you got hot over the one I had.... Jeez I'm a bit flustered on your behalf

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a hottie mchothot.... to a sexy stud....

Can you ask _eardybob, if he is all in proportion please?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’d like to be in please…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!

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