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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love these threads.

Which spice girl can still get petrol?

Geri can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there never a mum jokes thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is "

Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is

Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked. "

Well, we cum at the same time, so I thought we had to do everything else in unison?!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is "

Can I just respectfully point out that I’ve been posting daily puns for over a year. Obviously it doesn’t count because I don’t have breasts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum has its own expert in this area. Mentioning no names, but she knows who she is

Can we stop posting on the same threads. The lampposts are soaked.

Well, we cum at the same time, so I thought we had to do everything else in unison?! "

Can I come to the hen and the stag do please ?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why is there never a mum jokes thread? "

Don’t know. Why is there never a mums jokes thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mum and here's my shit joke.

What kind of bees make milk ?

Boobees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to share the love (thread). I only keep posting because it makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad comes out of the shower and his little girl sees him naked and points to his cock and says what's that dad and he says embarrassing way oh that's my little birdie darling and she says its got some pair of balls on it hasn't it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from Tesco's petrol station this afternoon because I was playing 'The Who' too loud. I complained to the manager, but it looks like I won't get fueled again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do rainbows end?

Prism.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I had a joke about paper.... It's tearable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabbi, priest and an Imam walk into a bar.

Batman says "is this some sort of joke"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barman*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the difference between a lentil and a chickpea ?

Never had a lentil on my face

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do rainbows end?

Prism.

"

It’s a light sentence

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you call a guy with no shins?

Toe-knee

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I went to bed with a blind girl last night and she said I’ve got the biggest dick she’d ever laid her hands on.

I said, you’re pulling my leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to bed with a blind girl last night and she said I’ve got the biggest dick she’d ever laid her hands on.

I said, you’re pulling my leg. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What did the police officer say to his belly button?

You’re under a vest"

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose


"I got banned from Tesco's petrol station this afternoon because I was playing 'The Who' too loud. I complained to the manager, but it looks like I won't get fueled again"

Class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rabbi, priest and an Imam walk into a bar.

Batman says "is this some sort of joke""

Better first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know if already posted but…

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill

Its a little fit bunny…

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I saw a bear making a hot drink the other day I thought to myself that's Koala tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got to the front of the petrol queue and got really emotional.

I just started to fill up…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which spice girl can fill up with petrol? Geri can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which spice girl can fill up with petrol? Geri can "

Good isn’t it. You just copied the threads starting joke

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