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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

"God Id rather give birth...

pmsl if you only knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shove this melon up ur ass then ull soon change ur mind

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

0h no you wouldnt!

BTW best change your username as i dont think you are going to get many snogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!"

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

**** hides quivering in a corner ****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

**** hides quivering in a corner ****

Aw dont worry ur safe with me

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

Which pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

Which pussy

Cx"

Ive only got the one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

Which pussy

Cx"

Well, any one really, would be rude (and possibly unhygenic) to sneeze near anyone, but the one I was talking about was the one "hovering" with the large melon, ( not melons, cos I know that would'nt narrow it down much!!)

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By *hristalCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

Which pussy

Ive only got the one lol "

There was me thinking he meant my pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

lmao thank you. dont think ive laughed so much ...

would pay to see that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

lmao thank you. dont think ive laughed so much ...

would pay to see that lol"

Thats it.Mock me while I am undone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me never to sneeze near Pussy!!!

Bend over

Which pussy

NOw stop being so fussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting answering this post .

ahem ....*bits lip*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!"

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Resisting answering this post .

ahem ....*bits lip*

Go on u know u want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

lmao thank you. dont think ive laughed so much ...

would pay to see that lol

Thats it.Mock me while I am undone...

aww bless poor you do you need tucking in and looked after lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he needs fooking over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

lmao thank you. dont think ive laughed so much ...

would pay to see that lol

Thats it.Mock me while I am undone...

aww bless poor you do you need tucking in and looked after lol

Cough Cough! Yes please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kin man flu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

Oh yes oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"he needs fooking over

Its rude to mock the afflicted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*im glad this invisible cream is working*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

Oh yes oops

such a naughty girl...Ooo Err

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

Oh yes oops

such a naughty girl...Ooo Err

Who moi im shy really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

Oh yes oops

such a naughty girl...Ooo Err

Who moi im shy really

Yeah and Im a cross dressing Mummys boy...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

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what a wuss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

what a wuss

Only men can take such a stressful affliction...Sniffff!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

what a wuss

Only men can take such a stressful affliction...Sniffff!

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ya need smothering with something let me see what i have in the first aid box......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

what a wuss

Only men can take such a stressful affliction...Sniffff!

ya need smothering with something let me see what i have in the first aid box......"

Would that be smothering in the good ah heres the Vic way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its all well and good you girlys saying things like put a melon up ya botty but unless you have had full blown Man flu you dont know what suffering is...

Aw there there do u need something rubbing on ur chest

Oooo Yes please.!

Cough cough!

***RUB RUB*** is that any better

Could you do me chest as well please...

Oh yes oops

such a naughty girl...Ooo Err

Who moi im shy really

Yeah and Im a cross dressing Mummys boy...

I knew that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

Typical man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls dont know the horrors of Man flu...God Id rather give birth...

Typical man!

Oh dont you start young lady because of you some poor bloke spent the weekend naked...Bet he has a real bad case of the Man flu now...Tut...

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