FabSwingers.com forum: A promise to my children

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My promise to my children~ As long as I live I am your parent 1st and your friend 2nd.

I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU !

When you understand that I know you are a responsible adult then I might leave you alone but I can't promise that.

You will never find someone who loves, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do !

If you don't hate me at least once in your life it means I am not doing my job properly.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And your parents were not boring before you came along we were quite cool you made us that way by us washing your clothes, paying your bills and listening to how cool you think you and your friends parents are before you go off and save the rain Forrest from our indiscretions try delousing your bedroom and wardrobe (s)