FabSwingers.com forum: Describe yourself and what your looking for.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

from what I can see it’s getting harder to get people to want to meet because of time wasters so I thought this might help

we need both looking for the same thing. Bit of fun, when we can. Prepared to travel

Sucker for a nice ass & a bit of banter

Regulars or one off that’s your call

Whatever you wanna know or see just let me know, I will attach more photos let me know

Females,cougars,hotwifes HELLOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble

Hmmmm yummy x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

I’d like a local man to be at my beck and call, sexually.

Is that too much to ask?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with a pulse. ( only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy looking for das penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gatsby i find the sound of 1980s receipt printers a turn on.

Im looking for a small boob, filthbag with the voice of a Epson lq2500

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Time wasters is just a subjective view point of others. Often simply people who say no. People need understand the whole of FAB and its ecosystem rather than the bit that individuals are interested in. Time Wasters is simply a cop out excuse asvto why cant get laid

To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I’m Steve ........ My keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like a local man to be at my beck and call, sexually.

Is that too much to ask?!"

Not it’s not just say hello in pvt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything with a pulse. ( only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble

I'm Jack. I'm a mixologist. I mix pain with pleasure, restraint with freedom, silence with screams of orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time wasters is just a subjective view point of others. Often simply people who say no. People need understand the whole of FAB and its ecosystem rather than the bit that individuals are interested in. Time Wasters is simply a cop out excuse asvto why cant get laid

To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so.

A no-show to an agreed date is definitely a time waster.

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Right now I'm looking for a woman to ride my face till she cums and leaves without a word being spoke

But that's just one thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like a local man to be at my beck and call, sexually.

Is that too much to ask?!"

Not too much at all, your profile is amazing. Im in South Wales too but apparently 70 miles from you ?

I do however have a very reliable car and a willingness to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m looking for more….. I’d like something filthier, a lot more kinkier than what has been offered xx

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Hello I am shag and I am looking for someone regular for hot sex and on the weekend we would cuddle up on the sofa to watch a movie and munching on some haribos. I also want to go out with you on walks, holding hands and kissing and go and take a coffee sometimes too. I wonder who it will be with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I just checked, my profile haven't been deleted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm midnight.. I'm delicious, delectable and perverted... I'm looking for Trouble

I'm Jack. I'm a mixologist. I mix pain with pleasure, restraint with freedom, silence with screams of orgasms."

Oh my

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Hi I’m sausage and I’ve been sober for….oh wait, wrong group!!!

Hi! I’m sausage. I like candlelit dinners and walks in the park…..oops! Wrong site!

Hi!!! I’m still sausage, I like pussy, I love to make women cum, and I my inbox is always open for anyone asking for advice on clubs. I don’t like to big myself up but I always tell people to read my veris. The one thing I always ask is that people leave me an honest veri and put effort into it. That way, I believe you get to see the real me.

Hope that helps. Looking forward to the delude of messages

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol"

Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?

P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that opening line made me laugh . Brilliant

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Mr , looking for a woman/couple to have NS fun with . Kinkier the better and not much il say no to with the right people . Can travel . In shape , WE , like a laugh and banter . Heels make me weak .

Did i really juat waste my time writing that ffs

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

A bit of wham bam, 5 minutes max every other sunday between 3:25 and 3:30 pm

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

How was your day Saff ?

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

How was your day Saff ? "

Damn!!! Was about to ask that haha

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

How was your day Saff ?

Damn!!! Was about to ask that haha"

You can ask as well …

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

How was your day Saff ?

Damn!!! Was about to ask that haha

You can ask as well …

That’s ok, I can ask in person haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good guy looking for fun times and social companion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer your question. I don't describe myself, I leave it to others as they have far more amusing and colourful ways of doing so.

I beg to differ. My timewasters arrange to meet and don't turn up or cancel right before a meet so I cannot make plans with anyone else for that time- therefore my time has been wasted.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

How was your day Saff ? "

It was lovely Thankyou

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m Saff and I’d like to find someone who gives a shit about my day.

Ahem!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hi I’m easilyled (not my real name). I’m an ugly twat with a cock like a niknak but I have a fast arse and will make you laugh til you do a little wee

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I am muy simpatico and I like women who are open, direct and know what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well upholstered tattooed lady looking for a pale, skinny tattooed ginger boys with mummy issues that live locally for those "I need some stress free dick" emergencies..

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol

Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?

P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part

Ooooo someone actually read it!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Someone who can read my profile first, then have more to them than asking if I fancy a fuck.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, I’m a cheeky sarcastic twat who’s looking for someone with amazing skills in the kitchen. Bent over the oven or kitchen kitchen table would be ideal. Tea making and cake baking skills a bonus.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…"

Do they match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaser needing teased.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol

Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?

P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part

Ooooo someone actually read it!

I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…

Do they match?"

Nope! I’ve not worn matching socks in 30 years!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

Old lady looking for just a little fun before I start to shrivel up lol x storm x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm _asmeen just here for the fun xx

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By *ustustwo.1965Couple
over a year ago

Completely as our profile states.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think me describing me or what I like/want will make a blind bit of difference

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west

I'm trying to renovate a building and looking for, roofers, carpenters, mason.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…

Do they match?

Nope! I’ve not worn matching socks in 30 years! "

Shocking!

I used to wear odd socks until one day I was wearing one that said Sunday on and the other Thursday and I crashed my car writing it off.

It was clearly the socks fault as I’ve never had a problem since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to meet a fairly petite bundle of filth with a nice arse.

First encounter would be hard sex from behind with face masks on (COVID safe!).

After that, we’d look to bring other men and women into the equation.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"My name is Tea Monkey and I’m looking for my socks, I think that I left them here…

Do they match?

Nope! I’ve not worn matching socks in 30 years!

Shocking!

I used to wear odd socks until one day I was wearing one that said Sunday on and the other Thursday and I crashed my car writing it off.

It was clearly the socks fault as I’ve never had a problem since."

I can see exactly how those two things are connected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol

Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?

P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part

Ooooo someone actually read it!

I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you!

Ouch

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"See my profile. No one can be bothered to read it there, so I'm not writing it twice lol

Is it wrong that I got aroused just by reading your profile?

P.S. No, it wasn’t the men wearing women’s undies part

Ooooo someone actually read it!

I’ve read yours, it’s why I don’t contact you!

Ouch

It’s ok. You at least gave us permission to wank over your videos

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hot ladies into bdsm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me: (1) Old. (2) Strange sense of humour. (3) Likes to fuck. (4) Understand how a 4-stroke engine works.

Looking for: (1) Not as old. (2) Gets satire and sarcasm. (3) Likes to fuck. (4) Couldn't give a toss about a 4-stroke engine due to (3)

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

nice Non pushy and welcoming, looking for the elusive local unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm PW, a short female. Playful, cheeky, flirty with a kinky side.

I'm looking for 3 specific things

But most stop talking after seeing my face pic.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jimboba. Quite lazy. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old lady looking for just a little fun before I start to shrivel up lol x storm x"

Helllo ! Can’t message !

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"I'm PW, a short female. Playful, cheeky, flirty with a kinky side.

I'm looking for 3 specific things

But most stop talking after seeing my face pic. "

Haha I think I’d continue talking to you after seeing your face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a cheeky shitebag looking for cake recipes and bacon rolls.

Boobs and long legs are optional

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