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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage?? "If it was a real one do you think I'd have let you find out like this? | |||
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"Who's Bob?" Hi  | |||
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"What
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If it was a real one do you think I'd have let you find out like this? "
Will you become Pob  | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi "Not seen you around here before, Congratulations | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations "That's Bob  | |||
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"I could Bob-a-job" | |||
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"What
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Fab wedding. But who knows "
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations "She keeps him tied up in her attic. Poor Bob | |||
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Cake drinks cheese hedgehog ! | |||
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"Will they be forever after known as Bosh or Pob? " Oh God no.... No. Please | |||
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"I’ll be the something borrowed!" How do I wear you?  | |||
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"I’ll be the something borrowed! How do I wear you? "I can think of a few ways | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations
She keeps him tied up in her attic. Poor Bob "Oh I dont know... it has it's perks | |||
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"Erm... I can do the catering haba "Sausage and chips for the wedding breakfast . Better than all that posh nosh! | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up" There she is! | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up" The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots "Perfect bridesmaid! | |||
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" Bagsy bridesmaid "There she is! Got your dress on ready I see | |||
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"Erm... I can do the catering haba
Sausage and chips for the wedding breakfast . Better than all that posh nosh!"Fuck yeah.. So Posh , am I invited now?? | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations
She keeps him tied up in her attic. Poor Bob
Oh I dont know... it has it's perks "It's so cute you want to pretend you're the one tied up..... | |||
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"Erm... I can do the catering haba
Sausage and chips for the wedding breakfast . Better than all that posh nosh!
Fuck yeah.. So Posh , am I invited now?? "You were always invited..... | |||
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" Bagsy bridesmaid
There she is! Got your dress on ready I see "Hope you don’t expect us all to match! Cos I tell you now I’m not wearing that! I’ll look nothing like she does  | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed " Tis ok - I've got that covered... I've booked the local village hall and just got them to cover the floor with mattresses... round about 30 by 60 foot so plenty of space | |||
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"Two hotties so I'll bring the champagne on ice. "Aww Leo.... I'd have settled for coffee | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations
She keeps him tied up in her attic. Poor Bob
Oh I dont know... it has it's perks
It's so cute you want to pretend you're the one tied up..... " | |||
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" Bagsy bridesmaid
There she is! Got your dress on ready I see
Hope you don’t expect us all to match! Cos I tell you now I’m not wearing that! I’ll look nothing like she does "Hell no. I'll do a matching accessories thing | |||
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"Why were we not invited?" Invites haven’t gone out yet! | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed " Whoo hoo!! | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed Whoo hoo!! "We have midnight and hippy too. It gets better! | |||
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" Bagsy bridesmaid
There she is! Got your dress on ready I see "Pfft no, I’m overdressed atm | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed Tis ok - I've got that covered... I've booked the local village hall and just got them to cover the floor with mattresses... round about 30 by 60 foot so plenty of space "So we’re having wedding - orgy? | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations
That's Bob "Yes, the name gave it away | |||
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"I can make the wedding dress " Oh wow! | |||
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Can I be Page boy? | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed Tis ok - I've got that covered... I've booked the local village hall and just got them to cover the floor with mattresses... round about 30 by 60 foot so plenty of space
So we’re having wedding - orgy? "We are | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen?? "Oh I do hope so | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed Whoo hoo!!
We have midnight and hippy too. It gets better! "Omg I've never been a bridesmaid.. I'm a little sad it's not a real wedding | |||
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"What
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Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen?? "When the groom picks them. He's being slow.... | |||
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"Can I make the cake "Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people? | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow...."Can we put in requests? | |||
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"Who's Bob? Hi
Not seen you around here before, Congratulations
That's Bob
Yes, the name gave it away "I got all excited there didn't I  | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so "
Maybe our outfits should be wipe clean latex?? | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests? "Please do.... | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so "Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team  | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people? "Feck it il do my best  | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests? "Offt maybe we should *ahem* interview them | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team "Nooooooooo. No beardy theme!!!  | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best "I'll test it for you BB | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests?
Offt maybe we should *ahem* interview them "Oh yes! A bit like X factor! | |||
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"I'm here!! Sorry for the delay...catch me up The bridesmaids have to sleep in the same bed Tis ok - I've got that covered... I've booked the local village hall and just got them to cover the floor with mattresses... round about 30 by 60 foot so plenty of space
So we’re having wedding - orgy? "I have to point something out here.... What kinda weird wedding DOESN'T have an orgy? | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests?
Offt maybe we should *ahem* interview them "I mean, clearly there's only one bearded guy that could possibly be best man... | |||
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"I'll look after your present list and test drive your gifts for you. Any preference as to which adult shop I set it up with? "All of them | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team "Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests?
Offt maybe we should *ahem* interview them
I mean, clearly there's only one bearded guy that could possibly be best man... "Awwww! You picked the best man for my best woman! | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
When the groom picks them. He's being slow....
Can we put in requests?
Offt maybe we should *ahem* interview them
Oh yes! A bit like X factor!"Ooo BGT... Show us your helicopters | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team
Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen "I'm totally open to suggestion... dya have a list? | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB "Can I feed it to you | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team
Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen "Can I upgrade from page boy please? | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
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Can I feed it to you "Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!! Can you feed it to me too please | |||
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"I'll look after your present list and test drive your gifts for you. Any preference as to which adult shop I set it up with?
All of them "And why not? Consider it sorted. | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team
Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen
Can I upgrade from page boy please? "Keep reading Mr..... you have a new job | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur "I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh? | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please "Do we get to lick your fingers clean | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team
Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen
Can I upgrade from page boy please? "Oh hello | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
"Deal. Bob...... we have a groomsman for you | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean "Fingers? Who said fingers? | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Look forward to it, make have to take the bridesmaids for a test drive before hand "It's written into the contract .. It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers? "Oh.... boobs ?? | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so
Well, I was thinking of running a bearded theme for the groomsmen, but I'm sure we can find a few fine baldy faced specimens to make up the team
Pfttt clearly the bridesmaids need to choose the groomsmen
Can I upgrade from page boy please? "Hello best man | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers?
Oh.... boobs ?? "Hell yes | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you "Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread ) | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Look forward to it, make have to take the bridesmaids for a test drive before hand
It's written into the contract .. It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it "Happily show you the back seat | |||
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"Why were we not invited?" You are! All can come | |||
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"Hate to be a party pooper ! Who’s actually doing the service ! "There was a vicar on here once! Is he still here? | |||
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"Hate to be a party pooper ! Who’s actually doing the service !
There was a vicar on here once! Is he still here?"Oh he changed his name i can't remember his new one | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers?
Oh.... boobs ??
Hell yes " ok you can both test it off my boobs | |||
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"Hate to be a party pooper ! Who’s actually doing the service !
There was a vicar on here once! Is he still here?
I don't know!
Mr Fetcouple has the outfit.... "Oh has he! Maybe he would oblige | |||
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"Hate to be a party pooper ! Who’s actually doing the service !
There was a vicar on here once! Is he still here?"He was a bad, bad man | |||
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"I'll do hair and make up "Can I have glitter please... and a vajazzle | |||
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"Hate to be a party pooper ! Who’s actually doing the service !
There was a vicar on here once! Is he still here?
I don't know!
Mr Fetcouple has the outfit....
Oh has he! Maybe he would oblige "Bloody slippy fingers.... deleted it! | |||
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"Has no-one mentioned music ?
We need to form a tribute band - Posh likes a good tribute. "She does Leo.....
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"Has no-one mentioned music ?
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers?
Oh.... boobs ??
Hell yes
ok you can both test it off my boobs "Just roll in it BB and you can BE the cake | |||
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"I'll do hair and make up "And bridesmaid duties.... | |||
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"I'll do hair and make up
Can I have glitter please... and a vajazzle "Absolutely! I do all styles for floofs | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )"I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right? | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers?
Oh.... boobs ??
Hell yes
ok you can both test it off my boobs
Just roll in it BB and you can BE the cake "Oh I like this plan! | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right? "You get the best woman | |||
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"What
An actual marriage, or a fab fantasy marriage??
Fab wedding. But who knows
I'll hold her hair when she's barfing down the toilet on her hen night after we've cleaned the bar out with shots
Perfect bridesmaid!
Do we get to shag the Groomsmen??
Oh I do hope so "Bob, we've never met, but is like to volunteer as a Groomsmen. My skills and attributes are as follows: - I will make sure you never pay for your own alcohol. - I won't tell the bride if you end up shagging the barmaid in the toilets. - I can't guarantee you'll be in 1 piece or coherent but I'll get you to the alter. - I also cannot guarantee I won't try to shag your new wife, or try to join in. Congrats both. | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right? "I'm sorry sweetie.... you're stuck with the best woman. Hang on. She will be along | |||
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"Can I make the cake
Can you make one big enough for about 25 thousand people?
Feck it il do my best
I'll test it for you BB
Can I feed it to you
Er.... hello? It's cake for my wedding!!
Can you feed it to me too please
Do we get to lick your fingers clean
Fingers? Who said fingers?
Oh.... boobs ??
Hell yes
ok you can both test it off my boobs
Just roll in it BB and you can BE the cake "Ohhhh Iv never been a cake before sounds like fun | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right? "All of them | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
All of them ".. At once?? | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman "I really hope so | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
All of them "Loving that statement | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
All of them
.. At once?? "I wouldn’t be best man otherwise | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so "Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control! | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
I'm sorry sweetie.... you're stuck with the best woman.
Hang on. She will be along "I'm here | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!"Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this "Legend! | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself...." Ffs 
Third time lucky
#Pob | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob "Nooooo. #Bosh Not better | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
"#poob | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this
Legend! "What the hell are we going to do for the stag night if the wedding is going to be like this? | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob "
#BobsBoobs | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob "I can demote you...... | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you...... "#beardyposh | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this
Legend!
What the hell are we going to do for the stag night if the wedding is going to be like this? "Me | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
#beardyposh"That's just fact.... | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you...... "Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this
Legend!
What the hell are we going to do for the stag night if the wedding is going to be like this? "God knows but it will be the mother of all stag do's | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
#BobsBoobs"Yeah baby! | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do "Corrupt me further? Bring it on | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do "Good point. I'll just make you wear a onesie. | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this
Legend!
What the hell are we going to do for the stag night if the wedding is going to be like this?
God knows but it will be the mother of all stag do's "It will go down in fab folk law talked about 100’s of years from now | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do
Corrupt me further? Bring it on "Oh I like a challenge | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do
Good point. I'll just make you wear a onesie. "Haha ya fucker! | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt? "Not one long enough to cover my sporran | |||
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"I will go for groomsman or chauffeur
I think we can include this one ^^^^somehow posh?
Deal.
Bob...... we have a groomsman for you
Sold! I'll get my bearded best man to add him to the list (when he gets this far down the thread )
I’m here Bob and as best man I get to choose which bridesmaid I have, right?
You get the best woman
I really hope so
Well, I mean... I dont like to add to the list of duties, but as head of the groomsmen, naturally orgy coordination comes under your remit... you have control!
Don’t worry Bob I’ve got this
Legend!
What the hell are we going to do for the stag night if the wedding is going to be like this?
God knows but it will be the mother of all stag do's
It will go down in fab folk law talked about 100’s of years from now"Definitely | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do
Good point. I'll just make you wear a onesie.
Haha ya fucker! "You will still look hot af | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran "I'll cover it for you | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran "Show off | |||
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"#BestFuckingWeddingEver #IfCarlingDidWeddings Couldn't have put it better myself.... Ffs
Third time lucky
#Pob
Nooooo.
#Bosh
Not better
#poob
I can demote you......
Nah you love me too much! And who's gonna corrupt the best man if you do
Good point. I'll just make you wear a onesie.
Haha ya fucker! "You love me | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
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Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you "McOooffft | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft"Say it again | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft"Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two! | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two! "Are we going to? | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two! "We are practicing | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
Are we going to? "Well if you're offering | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
Are we going to?
Well if you're offering "Yes! | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
Are we going to?
Well if you're offering
Yes! "Awesome | |||
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Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
We are practicing "Ahem... dress rehearsal | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
We are practicing
Ahem... undress rehearsal "FIFY What would you do without me around to sort your mistakes.... | |||
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"Best get the kilt ready
Oooooh kilts....
I wonder.....
Bob my sweet, light of my life and one bright star in the dark clouds of my existence.....
Got a kilt?
Not one long enough to cover my sporran
I'll cover it for you
McOooffft
Oh I say! Those shenanigans are for the honeymoon you two!
We are practicing
Ahem... undress rehearsal
FIFY
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