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Returned from Local Chinese Massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went to the Chinese Massage an hour ago. First visit to see if any extras. Feeling disappointed as she stroked my cock & balls but only Hand Job offered. No matter how much money she said no Oral.

So I left.

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Devonshireboy.. We have laughed out loud from what you wrote. Funny guy hahah

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral."

Dammit.... we could have done a deal

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

So you got no satay-faction?

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

I'm more partial to the shredded chilli beef

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why would you pay for something you can get at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have tried ordering the 69, think it's usually on the menu as two canchew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would you pay for something you can get at home?"

Well everyone likes a take out on the weekend don't they

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

why would you visit a massage place, when you can easily get all you want from a escort site including chinese or what ever type you want probably the same as what you just paid 60 for half hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you got no satay-faction?"

Priceless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should have tried ordering the 69, think it's usually on the menu as two canchew "

Bit if a mouth full lol

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.

Dammit.... we could have done a deal "

I still have a few left if you are interested?

Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.

Dammit.... we could have done a deal

I still have a few left if you are interested?

Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??"

But I'm nekkid

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.

Dammit.... we could have done a deal

I still have a few left if you are interested?

Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??

But I'm nekkid "

Already??

I had no idea I had that effect on you!

One mention of my chicken balls and I can remove knickers from miles away...a skill I didn't know I possessed

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I always prefer Thai massage. You definitely get more Bang for your kok…

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Look up Asian escorts and massage had some great massages and fucks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Asked if they did Rimming?

they replied.. "yes,we do men and rimmin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you got no satay-faction?"

Todays forum winner

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Went to my local chinese tonight too. They only have chicken balls and definitely no oral.

Dammit.... we could have done a deal

I still have a few left if you are interested?

Was saving them for breakfast, but I can share ??

But I'm nekkid

Already??

I had no idea I had that effect on you!

One mention of my chicken balls and I can remove knickers from miles away...a skill I didn't know I possessed"

You're that good. Also not that far away really.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Is a Chinese massage really so different? I went down Martha’s Millennium Massage this morning and she said “dear god DD you are wound up tighter than a catholic prep school”

And so I said to her “any chance of a happy ending? I stubbed me toe this morning and I’ve been fair rum since”

She looked at me with that time worn expression of all women that are being guiltied into a knob job and said

“Tell you what DD you get me a 24 pack of velvet touch Andrex and a full tank of red diesel and I’ll blow you like a birthday cake”

In the end I went home mildly miffed and contemplating the economy of the 21st century. Poor Henry the vacuum felt like a 7 stone fresh faced inmate doing his first porridge and I’ve been on the phone to technical services about removing “gunk” from he filter ever since.

In the end, you pay for what you get.

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'm hoping to have a bareback fuck and suck to ejaculation with a Chinese masseuse with a shaven pussy tomorrow.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is a Chinese massage really so different? I went down Martha’s Millennium Massage this morning and she said “dear god DD you are wound up tighter than a catholic prep school”

And so I said to her “any chance of a happy ending? I stubbed me toe this morning and I’ve been fair rum since”

She looked at me with that time worn expression of all women that are being guiltied into a knob job and said

“Tell you what DD you get me a 24 pack of velvet touch Andrex and a full tank of red diesel and I’ll blow you like a birthday cake”

In the end I went home mildly miffed and contemplating the economy of the 21st century. Poor Henry the vacuum felt like a 7 stone fresh faced inmate doing his first porridge and I’ve been on the phone to technical services about removing “gunk” from he filter ever since.

In the end, you pay for what you get. "

The genius of this comment has been horribly overlooked

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