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Who loves the dentist?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I did until yesterday , my man mr Patel , who does whatever I ask as long I pay him, has been been replaced by a small child called Jordan with a BTEC or something.

“how often do you brush your teeth?”

None of your fucking business mate, I’m paying you remember, I ask the questions , you do the work.

That was the end of that relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like the dentist.

I don't like the reminders of what I'm doing wrong.

Your Mr Patel sounds like a keeper OP

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I do like the dentist.

I don't like the reminders of what I'm doing wrong.

Your Mr Patel sounds like a keeper OP"

He was great I’m looking him up on linked in. He made my teeth sparkly white , replaced old filling with nice new white ones, he even taught me how to floss properly by doing it for me , my whole mouth every visit

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


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You won’t be laughing if I end up with blunt teeth.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That's what dentists ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist is hot

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"My dentist is hot "

I would love to date a dentist, but not Jordan, we’re finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m currently meeting a dental nurse who does that sucking machine thing in your mouth as the dentist works away.

She did tell me her sucking skills were near professional and boy oh boy she wasn’t fibbing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist is gorgeous. Costs me a small fortune but worth every penny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my dentist and now it’s really awkward.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Reminds me I need to get one again....

Last one I had was half my age, worked 2 days a week and played golf the rest of the time.....

I hate him so much.... Nice guy..

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I had a wonderful Spanish dentist called Jorge. He once turned off the pain in my head like someone turning off a switch. I could have hugged him.

He’s had to go home so I have someone else now who is not as good. I miss Jorge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many try looking straight in the dentists eyes while they are working in your mouth, or the nurses eyes

?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"How many try looking straight in the dentists eyes while they are working in your mouth, or the nurses eyes

?"

I keep my eyes closed. I go to my happy place, my happy place, my happy place…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to date my dentist.....until i found out he was a bit of a twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you guys telling the tooth...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I had a dental appointment last week and they had a trainee dental nurse in. She had big hands and when she started faffing with the spit suction thingy and the dentist was doing something in there, I realised that actually my mouth is quite small and two hands in my mouth makes me feel a bit panicky.

I then wondered if I would feel the same if I had two cocks in there at the same time, vying for attention…….

See, you can take the girl off Fab but you can never take Fab out of the girl (or something).

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

The local dentist when I was a kid was known for walking through the nearby woods high as a kite on his happy gas

Had some good and bad my last dentist was lovely young lass who was brilliant at her job. She left and I got some twat who decided two fillings adjacent to each other (broke the corners of two teeth next to each other I forget how) the previous lass had repaired were wrong and he redone them and they have been far worse ever since have to use toothpick every single time after eating then they haven’t been doing check ups for ages since covid do never got a chance to complain about it

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I had a dental appointment last week and they had a trainee dental nurse in. She had big hands and when she started faffing with the spit suction thingy and the dentist was doing something in there, I realised that actually my mouth is quite small and two hands in my mouth makes me feel a bit panicky.

I then wondered if I would feel the same if I had two cocks in there at the same time, vying for attention…….

See, you can take the girl off Fab but you can never take Fab out of the girl (or something).

"

I’d be a rubbish dentist , every time I put my fingers in a pretty woman’s mouth I get a hardon and ask her to suck them.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Are you guys telling the tooth..."

Hmmmm…. My dentist won an award for her oral skills, she even had a little plaque on the wall…

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