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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him walking and licking at same time not possible..... Surely you'd just knee him in the face and knock his teeth out...

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"Tell him walking and licking at same time not possible..... Surely you'd just knee him in the face and knock his teeth out... "

I just found it funny. Not sure what anyone would get out of licking my nobbly knees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a guy who got off on balloons.. As in normal birthday balloons.. ... I mean wtaf...

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"I knew a guy who got off on balloons.. As in normal birthday balloons.. ... I mean wtaf... "

Lol

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"I knew a guy who got off on balloons.. As in normal birthday balloons.. ... I mean wtaf... "

It's more common than you think - at least they ain't hurting anyone

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

If only you could see what I received yesterday I cried laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only you could see what I received yesterday I cried laughing "

Please do share

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"If only you could see what I received yesterday I cried laughing

Please do share "

Oh I would but it was quite extensive to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a guy who got off on balloons.. As in normal birthday balloons.. ... I mean wtaf...

It's more common than you think - at least they ain't hurting anyone "

They are called looners

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"If only you could see what I received yesterday I cried laughing

Please do share

Oh I would but it was quite extensive to say the least "

I'd love to hear this one

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

No"

That's right Yas, what if others would laugh at us for our kinks?You rock!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my arsehole! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

No

That's right Yas, what if others would laugh at us for our kinks?You rock!"

_asmeen to you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The OP is my fella

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By *icheal99Man
over a year ago

newbridge

I’ve had loads of messages like that lol I had a guy offering money to suck me off lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I’ve had loads of messages like that lol I had a guy offering money to suck me off lol"

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"The OP is my fella"

Husband

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The OP is my fella

Husband "

Yes x

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x"

XOX

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX "

Clean your knees x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x"

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious "

How old was his Da? lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx "

No hun il just suck your dick

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious "

How do you know he was serious x

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx

No hun il just suck your dick

"

Won't be needing the chocolate then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx

No hun il just suck your dick

Won't be needing the chocolate then "

Nope xx

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?"

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on."

Adam ant???

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx

No hun il just suck your dick

Won't be needing the chocolate then

Nope xx"

Excellent, think of the calories we'll be saving xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The OP is my fella

Husband

Yes x

XOX

Clean your knees x

Ok babes. Then cover them with chocolate for you xx

No hun il just suck your dick

Won't be needing the chocolate then

Nope xx

Excellent, think of the calories we'll be saving xx "

x

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By *icheal99Man
over a year ago

newbridge

[Removed by poster at 25/09/21 00:42:44]

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by knees at 25/09/21 00:42:44]"

X

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???"

If it was, the years haven't been kind.

I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

If it was, the years haven't been kind.

I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable? "

Yeah

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By *icheal99Man
over a year ago

newbridge


"[Removed by knees at 25/09/21 00:42:44]

X"

Lol

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

If it was, the years haven't been kind.

I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?

Yeah"

I sometimes regret not asking for his number....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

If it was, the years haven't been kind.

I did wonder when I was supposed to text him, would 2 am be acceptable?

Yeah

I sometimes regret not asking for his number...."

You should have

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???"

No but he was serious.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious. "

It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious.

It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online."

Iv had worse

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious. "

*sniggers*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious.

*sniggers*"

behave you xx

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious.

It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.

Iv had worse"

Such as?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How old was his Da? lol "

Well he was 20...so probably early 40s

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious.

It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.

Iv had worse

Such as?"

Not saying

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By *onzo888100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bangor


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How old was his Da? lol

Well he was 20...so probably early 40s"

Still a bit weird way of father son bonding lol xx

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By *icheal99Man
over a year ago

newbridge


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How old was his Da? lol

Well he was 20...so probably early 40s

Still a bit weird way of father son bonding lol xx "

Keep it in the family lol

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Just had a guy message me. Asking if I'd like to go walking in a forest wearing shorts, so that he could lick my knees! LOL.

Anyone else getting a laugh out of strange requests they get?

I had a bloke message me, asking if, whenever I'm meeting someone, I could wear his leather trousers and then text him to say that I had them on.

Adam ant???

No but he was serious.

It's in the top three of weirdest things said to me online.

Iv had worse

Such as?

Not saying "

Whatever.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How old was his Da? lol

Well he was 20...so probably early 40s

Still a bit weird way of father son bonding lol xx "

I think that one wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a guy ask me to Mail him a wank sock lol quite bizarre

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Once had a guy ask me to Mail him a wank sock lol quite bizarre "

And did you?

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

.

I've had a wierd message today from a bloke offering to pay me to chop his cock off! He said it would only take half an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How do you know he was serious x"

He gave me his address & told me we're ready now...wtf

You know sometimes when you just know they're serious...an incline. I did tell him that's bordering on the I-Word...I never heard anything after that...

XX

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious "

What did you think to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a wierd message today from a bloke offering to pay me to chop his cock off! He said it would only take half an hour! "

Really...

Just a way of getting your attention & letting you know how girthy he is...ha...

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I've had a wierd message today from a bloke offering to pay me to chop his cock off! He said it would only take half an hour! "

Sometimes coming on the forums when you can’t sleep is not a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few guys ask about supermarket uniforms...i work for Tesco

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Bet women have had loads

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can I watch my Da pound you... & he was serious

How do you know he was serious x

He gave me his address & told me we're ready now...wtf

You know sometimes when you just know they're serious...an incline. I did tell him that's bordering on the I-Word...I never heard anything after that...

XX"

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- the guy who wants to shower me in gifts cos that turns him on

- the other guy who asked me to take a dump on his face (like ewwww. Why are people weird?!)

- the other other guy who gets turned on by calling me mummy and wanting to be treated like a baby

-the many guys offering payments to have an evening with me

I could go on, wish some of these were funny.. they ain’t

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