FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a F*ck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like right now this minute!

You have to be ready right now. I’ve looked at your profile (like i looked at it akin to how i look at paint drying) i fit everything you're asking for on there….

So any takers?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm too full from my dinner

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

No sorry I am platting my pubes today, dreadlock cock is in at the moment

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Sorry, I'm washing my pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you dudes are time wasters! Why are you even on Fab? Its a sex site.

Give me the sex damnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'm in the middle of painting

Another time maybe

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

It will have to be a quickie.

I have a meeting in a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. I’m exactly what you’re looking for in every way.

Except I’m not a couple.

Or a man.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Yep, come on!

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

If only.....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"It will have to be a quickie.

I have a meeting in a couple of hours.

Sorry - I didn't realise you don't like us oldies.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Let me wash my cock first

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry, I got distracted whilst dunking a custard cream. The dreaded plop happened as a result and I now have to fish it back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I'm on the way - no, hold on a minute I'm too old for you. Talking of age it's about time for my afternoon nap anywazzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm age doesnt matter. If you’re on fab 18+ its fine. Were all the same age with the light off

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Will you be providing tea?

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By *voKid21Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Too far from me otherwise I’d have happily obliged.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"OK, I'm on the way - no, hold on a minute I'm too old for you. Talking of age it's about time for my afternoon nap anywazzzz"

That's OK. I'll try not to wake you.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Why ever not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was ready 20 minutes ago... where are you? Pffft keeping me waiting like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant I'm brushing the cat.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Queuing up for diesel.. Might be a while

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Yep. My _oing is cocked and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say right now can you give me 8 hours to get there then let me have a sleep so it be morning sex if im not too knackered and if I am can you do me a cooked breakfast and pack me a sandwich for the trip home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour ago when I took that latest pic I would have been, I’m now back on the sofa with a cuppa, in shorts and a t-shirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago when I took that latest pic I would have been, I’m now back on the sofa with a cuppa, in shorts and a t-shirt!"

Delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago when I took that latest pic I would have been, I’m now back on the sofa with a cuppa, in shorts and a t-shirt!"

Well that's unacceptable!

You know the rules

You can only log on if you are are in a sexy little outfit and ready for action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago when I took that latest pic I would have been, I’m now back on the sofa with a cuppa, in shorts and a t-shirt!

Well that's unacceptable!

You know the rules

You can only log on if you are are in a sexy little outfit and ready for action!

I’m so unsexy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour ago when I took that latest pic I would have been, I’m now back on the sofa with a cuppa, in shorts and a t-shirt!

Delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well folks ive just had a 3 min self love session. All sense has now returned. I no longer fancy a fook. As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well folks ive just had a 3 min self love session. All sense has now returned. I no longer fancy a fook. As you were

But, I just stripped, shaved, and put on my finest lingerie

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