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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You heard?

I just heard "thumping" feet of a runner outside my window.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Birds singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birds singing "

Can you recognise which ones ? I love Dawn chorus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You tell me Fuckstick, they're all addressed to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC news whining about petrol shortages

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Birds singing

Can you recognise which ones ? I love Dawn chorus."

No I can’t just multiple birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog barking “shhhh Gully”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ntelligent Gent.Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Does your inner voice have an accent?

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

My cat at the window singing to the birds outside, she's in hunt mode.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The thumping of the kids cat trying to break down the bedroom door to go and snuggle with them. I’m not letting the cat in. It won’t come back out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does your inner voice have an accent?"

Are you talkin' to me ?

https://youtu.be/tp6KExqs_3o

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat at the window singing to the birds outside, she's in hunt mode."

Omg

does your make that funny sound ?!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincs

Front door closing as K leaves to go home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Front door closing as K leaves to go home

Oh boo

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

People speaking Greek. At least I think it's Greek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clink of spoons against cereal bowls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People speaking Greek. At least I think it's Greek"

Shout Kalimera and wait for the reaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The clink of spoons against cereal bowls. "

Oh and now you gave me reason to live. I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the traffic driving by. Two magpies fighting on top of my van.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My cat meowing to come in for her breaky and the birds singing on the trees behind my garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apart from the traffic driving by. Two magpies fighting on top of my van. "

Two for mirth

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"The thumping of the kids cat trying to break down the bedroom door to go and snuggle with them."

Kitty snuggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thumping of the kids cat trying to break down the bedroom door to go and snuggle with them. I’m not letting the cat in. It won’t come back out. "

Mine does that too. Cheeky cow.

she just goes and wakes them up to feed her.. better than alarm

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Next door neighbour's TV.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Prince - purple rain which is currently blasting into my ears x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prince - purple rain which is currently blasting into my ears x"

Can I send you a lovely cover of that later ?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A door slam a long way down the corridor.

Well more technically the air-conditioned but that is just constantly on in the background so don't really think that counts?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Prince - purple rain which is currently blasting into my ears x

Can I send you a lovely cover of that later ?

Oh absolutely lovely xx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

My cry of anguish as I opened the fridge and realised we have no milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lovely calming voices of Helen and Ollie answering me this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cry of anguish as I opened the fridge and realised we have no milk

I live in fear of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strange movement noise by the bedroom floor length curtain ... Window is shut.. So i guess it might be the mouse that the cat bought in last night

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

The bathroom extractor fan naggingly reminding me I need to go in the loft and fix it this weekend.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"My cry of anguish as I opened the fridge and realised we have no milk

Mornings just don't get any worse than that

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Bloody parakeets

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"strange movement noise by the bedroom floor length curtain ... Window is shut.. So i guess it might be the mouse that the cat bought in last night

My moggie was so kind as to bring a live one in once. Morris the mouse then darted under the washing machine. So I ended up having to disconnect the machine and pulling it out at 1 in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shower running water about to head to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strange movement noise by the bedroom floor length curtain ... Window is shut.. So i guess it might be the mouse that the cat bought in last night

My moggie was so kind as to bring a live one in once. Morris the mouse then darted under the washing machine. So I ended up having to disconnect the machine and pulling it out at 1 in the morning."

It ran into the toilet and squeezed into the gap behind the soil pipe.. So I'm hoping he's found his way outside

I'll find out later when the cat starts stalking

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

"My cat at the window singing to the birds outside, she's in hunt mode.

Omg

does your make that funny sound ?! "

Haha yes, I love listening to her, it's so cute, not so when she brings a bird to me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbours having noisy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat demanding to be fed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prince - purple rain which is currently blasting into my ears x

Can I send you a lovely cover of that later ?

Oh absolutely lovely xx"

don't be shy with it, I loves a good cover I do!

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Birds singing, waterfall in the pond and the dogs cleaning themselves

The latter sounds awful!

Beyond that... just the voices in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cry of anguish as I opened the fridge and realised we have no milk

Mine is expired technically. I was shouted at by kids when I drank it.. dates shmates. It tasted alright

I heard my own chuckle when I read it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The sea. I am in Majorca and on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prince - purple rain which is currently blasting into my ears x

Can I send you a lovely cover of that later ?

Oh absolutely lovely xx

don't be shy with it, I loves a good cover I do!

Sent to both of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The sea. I am in Majorca and on the beach."

Still there ? Any seashells to put next to your ear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle boiling at family home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me running my bath

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