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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stolen and twisted thread idea

If it wasn't for fab I probably would have spend less time thinking of what sex experiences I'm fearing to miss out on

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

I probably wouldn't have discovered a thread stealing nemesis

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Joined the WI

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I probably wouldn't have discovered a thread stealing nemesis

Haha

I say keep enemies close. Or don't. They probably stink.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would have mown my grass today were I not posting now.

……I have procrastinated long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joined the WI

You did what?!

Women institute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would have mown my grass today were I not posting now.

……I have procrastinated long enough

I have some lawn to be sorted too. Grass has gone curly now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun "

Amen

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Actually, I probably WOULD have gone through life without finding a thread stealing nemesis. If only there was a thread about what I wouldn't have done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually, I probably WOULD have gone through life without finding a thread stealing nemesis. If only there was a thread about what I wouldn't have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Amen

Ha ha

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

If it wasn't for fab i wouldn't have known lots of men want to suck me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn't for fab i wouldn't have known lots of men want to suck me off"

This is would have thread

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I would be enjoying regular mfffff with Pam and her sisters

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

"If it wasn't for fab i wouldn't have known lots of men want to suck me off

This is would have thread

If it wasn't for Fab i would have learned to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn’t for fab, I’d get so much more done.. instead I’m scrolling through profiles, meets and the forums instead of being proactive..

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

Joined a rubbish site that is supposedly free but find out you have to pay to receive a message from a couple the other end of the country lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…I would still be a priest.

Now I just bash the bishop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it wasn't for fab, I'd get alot more work done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d still be sweet and innocent

Hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id probably have got a lot of work done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id probably have got a lot of work done

Yes yes yes. Fuck fuck fuck.

A long weekend infront of the laptop incoming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it wasn't for fab, I'd get alot more work done...

Oh yes

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’d probably be getting more action on Tinder.

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Joined the WI

You did what?!

Women institute?"

Yes. I nearly did. I didn't though. It decided to live a little instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wasn’t on fab probably be doing SSS !

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If it wasn't for fab, alot less people would have seen my penis

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I wouldn’t have known about squirting. I’m not sure how I managed to lead such a sheltered life when it comes to squirting to be honest.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

If it wasn't for fab I probably would have been a bit of a jiggle and a wiggle for a lot of people who have been trying to get my mojo back.

Oh! Was this not one of those predictive text threads? Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d still be sweet and innocent

Hippy "

LMAO

Mr HH

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’d have probably got promoted

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Baked my own cakes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thought the BBC was a broadcasting corporation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if it wasn't for fab, I'd get alot more work done...

Oh yes"

The joys of idly browsing fab....far outweigh the pleasure of emails and teams meetings

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

A limp wrist

, more sleep, and more work completed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d still be sweet and innocent

Hippy

LMAO

Mr HH"

It’s all your fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…I would still be a priest.

Now I just bash the bishop. "

Do you give yourself a penance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have finished my garden, finished the decorating , cracked on with sorting the frigging charger out, gone to the gym and caught up on sleep

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

If it wasn't for fab, i wouldn't have known i could be boring around the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone back onto PoF or Tinder

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Not got my heart broken and become a recluse

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

If it wasn't for fab I would not have met mrs Sanddancer.

We met in the Northern room 11 yrs ago and have been married 8 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it wasn't for fab I would not have met mrs Sanddancer.

We met in the Northern room 11 yrs ago and have been married 8 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…I would still be a priest.

Now I just bash the bishop.

Do you give yourself a penance?

What would you suggest?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Chat lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made some lunch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun "

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

We probably wouldn't be as close as we are now eleven years strong now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We probably wouldn't be as close as we are now eleven years strong now!"

Fantastic

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Been on countless adult sex sites being ripped off and speaking to bots pretending to be real…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen and twisted thread idea

If it wasn't for fab I probably would have spend less time thinking of what sex experiences I'm fearing to miss out on

if it wasn't for fab I probably would get hit on by less gay guys

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

They don’t make most outfits in my size

Yep I’d struggle with the nun rules but think more obedience than pettiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been on countless adult sex sites being ripped off and speaking to bots pretending to be real…"

I'm not sure what you mean by being ripped off but if it's something serious why don't you report these people to site admins ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

They don’t make most outfits in my size

Yep I’d struggle with the nun rules but think more obedience than pettiness

You aren't petty. Just petite

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

They don’t make most outfits in my size

Yep I’d struggle with the nun rules but think more obedience than pettiness

You aren't petty. Just petite

Oops I read that wrong, where’s my glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

They don’t make most outfits in my size

Yep I’d struggle with the nun rules but think more obedience than pettiness

You aren't petty. Just petite

Oops I read that wrong, where’s my glasses

Bloody hell Spurs this is second time you assumed I'm a meanie..

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Been on countless adult sex sites being ripped off and speaking to bots pretending to be real…

I'm not sure what you mean by being ripped off but if it's something serious why don't you report these people to site admins ?"

After a while and paying subs on other sites you got to understand a lot of the females were bots to lure male members to join as the conversation always went the same way (pattern). So far on fab nothing really too bad and the bots / spammers get caught out quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been on countless adult sex sites being ripped off and speaking to bots pretending to be real…

I'm not sure what you mean by being ripped off but if it's something serious why don't you report these people to site admins ?

Phew. I got that wrong. Glad it's going well for you this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been ok. It is what is, im alright as we men say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died of boredom

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"If it wasn’t for fab I would be considered a nun

Even with fab, family and friends think I am

They don't make those outfits in your size. Despite of "petitness" your personality wouldn't fit in them

They don’t make most outfits in my size

Yep I’d struggle with the nun rules but think more obedience than pettiness

You aren't petty. Just petite

Oops I read that wrong, where’s my glasses

Bloody hell Spurs this is second time you assumed I'm a meanie..

I know your not

just my inability to read, comes to us oldies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it wasn't for Fab, I would probably be more product at work

But seriously, I would probably still have little body confidence and would still never have taken pictures of myself

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

If it wasn't for Fab my fingers wouldn't remain as nimble... from all the perving and Fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been arrested for indecency whilst trying to get my kicks in dark car parks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen and twisted thread idea

If it wasn't for fab I probably would have never "

… even considered being in the same room as another naked man with an erection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just a sex addict

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Discovered alternative uses for a Sky Remote or Can of Lynx Africa

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Discovered alternative uses for a Sky Remote or Can of Lynx Africa

... you forgot an aubergine

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

If it wasn't for fab.. The last 3 days I'd have gotten alot more work done. In work and home. I never realised before how easily I'm distracted

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

If it wasn't for Fab I would.... have still been a miserable soul and not chatted with and met some amazing people.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Discovered alternative uses for a Sky Remote or Can of Lynx Africa

... you forgot an aubergine

Oh I was well aware of that

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Discovered alternative uses for a Sky Remote or Can of Lynx Africa

... you forgot an aubergine

Oh I was well aware of that

...and pineapples?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"If it wasn't for fab.. The last 3 days I'd have gotten alot more work done. In work and home. I never realised before how easily I'm distracted

Seconded and thirded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stolen and twisted thread idea

If it wasn't for fab I probably would have never

… even considered being in the same room as another naked man with an erection!"

broadening horizons is a good reason to be here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it wasn't for fab.. The last 3 days I'd have gotten alot more work done. In work and home. I never realised before how easily I'm distracted

Seconded and thirded

Right? I'm more careful logging back in these days.. its like a black hole heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have got out of bed by now

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I wouldn’t have gotten deeply emotionally involved with narcissist and been broken by them.

I’m ok though because I found some friends here and I’m so much stronger than I was before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made more inroads on my leaning tower of unread books. If I disappear from here one day I'll be found under a pile of poetry and 20th century history paperbacks. Worse ways to go I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably would not be so jealous of some of the sissy outfits and profiles here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do my weeks meds get ready for work tomorrow

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"If it wasn't for fab.. The last 3 days I'd have gotten alot more work done. In work and home. I never realised before how easily I'm distracted

Seconded and thirded

Right? I'm more careful logging back in these days.. its like a black hole heh

Just like a black hole and I keep diving in head first

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'd have likely forgotten how many different crisp flavours there were, old TV shows / films / top tunes, what the day of the week is (Thanks to all the different Fab sessions) ...and what a lush crazy place Fab can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're right - lots of good things come from fab.....plus knowing what people are having for dinner, favourite cakes, tea vs coffee and brown sauce or ketchup debate

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

You're right - lots of good things come from fab.....plus knowing what people are having for dinner, favourite cakes, tea vs coffee and brown sauce or ketchup debate

Wait, what ...there was a brown sauce or ketchup debate and I missed it??!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

...I would have had more time on my hands rather than penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I would have had more time on my hands rather than penis."

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Id probably have a lot more free time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked myself to death

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Wanked myself to death "

...thought it led to blindness not death?!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would have been very lonely and living without sex if I had not started swinging.

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