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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daan saath they say scone but oop norf they say scone

Wtf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "

We have baths up north too. It's just a case of waiting for Dad, Mum and any elder brothers and/or sisters to sit in t'tin tub in front of t'fire and hoping t'waters still warm.

I like to wear my flat cap and look after t'whippets whilst waiting my turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "

Cos northerners don't wash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”! "

We don't wash up norf

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Daan saath they say scone but oop norf they say scone

Wtf!! "

I say scone

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf "

Hoping one day we get running water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf "

Splash some brut on be rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say

Am off arht.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf

Splash some brut on be rate "

Giz a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe north ! Any further north than Watford gap services is north to southerners lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have baths we just use differnt "water"to your "warter"

Also apple n pairs are soley fruit items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daan saath they say scone but oop norf they say scone

Wtf!!

I say scone"

You're well posh innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf

Splash some brut on be rate

Giz a bit "

Ey up 'od thi 'osses

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Describe north ! Any further north than Watford gap services is north to southerners lol "

That’s where the “the north” signs start, so just be true

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called. "

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!"

It's a bloody roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ejaculate what’s said to me when I’m not on time

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! "

Not having it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wigan sandwich !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf

Splash some brut on be rate

Giz a bit

Ey up 'od thi 'osses "

Nah then dunt start wi all that, just gi it owwer ere cocker

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Ejaculate what’s said to me when I’m not on time "

I'm slightly ashamed, that was really funny but it's also bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hoping to venture North soon to try some Butter Pie. I feel my cholesterol levels rising just mentioning it.

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

I saw a bloke from Yorkshire, and knew instantly he was dyslexic.

He had a cat flap on his head.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! "
:

It's actually a bun

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! :

It's actually a bun "

Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! :

It's actually a bun

Stotties are the best but don't get them often here."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need tee baff up eer, d sheep got nee sense o smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saveloy dip stottie.

Champion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! :

It's actually a bun

Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.

Agreed "

It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! :

It's actually a bun

Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.

Agreed

It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat. "

A cob is what corn grows on

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

When I studied (possibly took way too many drugs instead) they called a bread roll a ‘batch’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battered Mars bar anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are so different. Down here we say “I’m going to have a bath (pronounced barth) then I’m going out for the night.

Up north they say “oh fuck it, let’s just go out”!

We don't wash up norf

Splash some brut on be rate

Giz a bit

Ey up 'od thi 'osses

Nah then dunt start wi all that, just gi it owwer ere cocker "

Ay owts better than nowt you can av it luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ejaculate what’s said to me when I’m not on time

I'm slightly ashamed, that was really funny but it's also bad. "

Na then it’s a true story that Meli

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jebus "

Relax Belle. It's all good Craic

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Thats it you have done it now, said the word.

Barm end of!

It's a bloody roll! :

It's actually a bun

Stotties are the best but don't get them often here.

Agreed

It’s a cob. Buns are what princess Leah has in her hair and rolls are what’s around my belly in the form of fat.

A cob is what corn grows on "

And that's how you start a riot.

With a roll.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jebus

Relax Belle. It's all good Craic "

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A cob is also a horse

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In parts of the Midlands they will ask of your wellbeing with "Ow am yow".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called. "

Issa bap!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Issa bap!"

Breadcake morelike

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Issa bap!"

Nooo, no no. It's a roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend is a Geordie, we're always taking the piss out of the way eachother talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get the northerners and southerners started on what a roll/cob/barm/etc should be called.

Issa bap!

Breadcake morelike "

Well, I guess you would know...I've always called them baps here but I'm a furriner.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

‘Hit the North’ RIP Mark

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Saveloy dip stottie.

Champion.

"

Yes pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to try understanding Northern farmers. I'm from't North but they have their own dialect/language and I struggle sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want to try understanding Northern farmers. I'm from't North but they have their own dialect/language and I struggle sometimes."

Ahhye tis lass. One ask me to bring him a sheep i thought he said bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northeners say "hello".

Southerners look shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Northeners say "hello".

Southerners look shocked."

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