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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fun thread say who you think are cunts

your a cunt if you park so close to me in the supermarket car park so i cant open my car door

your a cunt if you eat the last hobnob without asking if anyone else wants it first

who else are cunts haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say you are…. And Kev! You’re not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I say you are…. And Kev! You’re not "

haha your a good lad

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

If you poke your nose into your ex’s new family life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"fun thread say who you think are cunts

your a cunt if you park so close to me in the supermarket car park so i cant open my car door

your a cunt if you eat the last hobnob without asking if anyone else wants it first

who else are cunts haha "

Everyone is a cunt to someone at some point of their life, as far as the recipient is concerned. You can’t please everyone, no matter how hard you try, and that can come across as cuntish to some. C’est la vie.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble "

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc."

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc.

"

xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using, your, instead of, you're

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're "

haha who would do that ??? grammar aint my strong point my skills are in other things haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha "

You said it no one else ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha "

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha "

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha "

someone gets it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I hate the word being used as an insult. Why should part of a woman's anatomy be the worst thing you can call someone ?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it "

My mum and stepdad were Millwall fans… spent many a Saturday at the old Den…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate the word being used as an insult. Why should part of a woman's anatomy be the worst thing you can call someone ? "

what like dick or prick??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it

My mum and stepdad were Millwall fans… spent many a Saturday at the old Den… "

they sound like diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it "

I was blessed with a brain and I'm a Londoner so if I didn't I'd be worried ha ha

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it

My mum and stepdad were Millwall fans… spent many a Saturday at the old Den…

they sound like diamonds "

They were.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it

I was blessed with a brain and I'm a Londoner so if I didn't I'd be worried ha ha "

Ikr?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha your a cunt if you use the word cunt then am i right??? haha

You said it no one else ha ha

im a cunt and i know it i am millwall noone likes me i dont care haha

Now now don't start the football chant off ha ha ha

someone gets it

I was blessed with a brain and I'm a Londoner so if I didn't I'd be worried ha ha "

people have messaged me and asked why i say that in my profile haha not everyone gets it but im glad some do

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your'a a proper big cunt if you cheat on your OH. If you can cheat on your OH, IMO you can never be trusted with anything.

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

You a massive cunt it durring a heatwave you say " it not that bad I was in ..... and it worse there"

You also a mega cunt if you take a trolley into the self checkout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything." "

You have a point as my wife/Tej hates all swearing especially the word 'cunt.' I hated the word cunt as well and only now use it to refer to clowns as cunts when the let down their loved ones, drive around uninsured etc putting others at risk.

The biggest cunts are I guess are those that think they are hard and bully others at work, via road rage, upsetting next door etc and then cry to the police when they meet more than their match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cunt if you only make yourself a brew

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble "

Me too. I don’t use it. You’re a nob Kev

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

If you say I'll c u next Tuesday and then don't turn up you are one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* you’re

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* you’re "

Cunt x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike the word and avoid talking to people who use it during every day conversation.

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble "

Cockwomble is very expressive.

But a Londoner can make cunt mean many things. I couldn’t say cunt in work as it have a few men twitches down below.

Men that leer and catcall women, they’re cunts.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 23/09/21 10:02:02]

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc."

Good for you! Harsh words hurt as much as physical violence. Own those words and scatter them around like fairy dust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/21 10:02:02]"

^^ this

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

You're a C if you drop litter. No need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice person, cannot be called ''a cunt''

But I'm really good at being ''such a dick''

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

Cockwomble is very expressive.

But a Londoner can make cunt mean many things. I couldn’t say cunt in work as it have a few men twitches down below "

Exactly this ^^^ It’s not an excuse, but Londoners seem to just use it like everyone else would use numpty, clown, knob, idiot, love(!), mate, etc. It’s everywhere. At least I can hear it and use it without cringing now.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc.

Good for you! Harsh words hurt as much as physical violence. Own those words and scatter them around like fairy dust!

"

I do…more than I’d like

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 23/09/21 10:02:02]

^^ this "

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Following on from the thread I just posted..

You’re a cunt if you shout at people out your car window when they’re running/jogging/walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate the word !

Never use it !

Prefer see you next Tuesday !

That’s just me !

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

If you are a narcissistic wanker who preys on vulnerable people.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

You're a cocktrumpet if you put others less fortunate than you down.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"You're a cocktrumpet if you put others less fortunate than you down.

"

If you put ANYONE down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* you’re "

late to the party mate someone already beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* you’re

late to the party mate someone already beat you to it "

otherwise it would of been hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a c**t if you drive on the bumper of the car in front of you while using your mobile phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following on from the thread I just posted..

You’re a cunt if you shout at people out your car window when they’re running/jogging/walking.

"

This, twats.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you bumble along at 40 on a single carriage way with national speed limit during rush hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

those people that bag up the dog shit then think thats it job done what a good person i am then leave the bag there or throw it in a tree cunts haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

People who start threads and use the wrong "your/you're".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who start threads and use the wrong "your/you're". "

haha join the back of the line on that one 3rd person to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate the word being used as an insult. Why should part of a woman's anatomy be the worst thing you can call someone ? "

I agree. A cunt is a beautiful part of a woman’s body, and should not be reduced to an insult.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"You're a cocktrumpet if you put others less fortunate than you down.

If you put ANYONE down."

Agreed, I should have expanded it somewhat.

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By *wan64Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hate the word cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a c u n t if you use that particular word....

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not a fan of the word but it is used so frequently in my workplace that I'm desensitised to it now and a couple of weeks ago I did utter the phrase "that disgusting f**king c**t just spat at me"

So I will go with you are a c**t if you spit or assault someone in any way when they are just doing their job!

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

Cannot Understand Normal Thinking.

Alot of those about.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Your cunt if you only make yourself a brew"

And even worse, leave the kettle empty for the next person.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m just a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just a cunt "

"You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no…"

You are a good cunt.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m just a cunt

"You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no…"

You are a good cunt. "

Thank you m’lady xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just a cunt

"You are beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring you down, oh no

You are beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring you down, oh no…"

You are a good cunt.

Thank you m’lady xxx "

Couldn't help myself. As usual.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"People who start threads and use the wrong "your/you're".

haha join the back of the line on that one 3rd person to say that "

You're not really

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I only use the word on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're "
this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're this "

haha yea i know my grammar aint great never was the smartest kid in school and now your the 4th person to say this on this thread which is clearly a little dig at me but thats cool people have done that all my life

they all went to college have lots of debt student loans work in an office like robots doing what other people tell them to do house owned by the bank but me well i left school early learnt my trade paid for my house in full by 38 can build a house from top to bottom on my own and without wanting to sound like a cock earn shit loads more than most of them do as my own boss so yea go ahead talk down to me haha its cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're this

haha yea i know my grammar aint great never was the smartest kid in school and now your the 4th person to say this on this thread which is clearly a little dig at me but thats cool people have done that all my life

they all went to college have lots of debt student loans work in an office like robots doing what other people tell them to do house owned by the bank but me well i left school early learnt my trade paid for my house in full by 38 can build a house from top to bottom on my own and without wanting to sound like a cock earn shit loads more than most of them do as my own boss so yea go ahead talk down to me haha its cool "

Calm down Millwall you're not at the football now! Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're this

haha yea i know my grammar aint great never was the smartest kid in school and now your the 4th person to say this on this thread which is clearly a little dig at me but thats cool people have done that all my life

they all went to college have lots of debt student loans work in an office like robots doing what other people tell them to do house owned by the bank but me well i left school early learnt my trade paid for my house in full by 38 can build a house from top to bottom on my own and without wanting to sound like a cock earn shit loads more than most of them do as my own boss so yea go ahead talk down to me haha its cool

Calm down Millwall you're not at the football now! Ha ha ha

"

haha i aint wearing my burberry today

see i like this jokey bants its what this thread is about even the first few people making the point about my grammar made it jokey which i dont mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a cunt if you make homemade crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're this

haha yea i know my grammar aint great never was the smartest kid in school and now your the 4th person to say this on this thread which is clearly a little dig at me but thats cool people have done that all my life

they all went to college have lots of debt student loans work in an office like robots doing what other people tell them to do house owned by the bank but me well i left school early learnt my trade paid for my house in full by 38 can build a house from top to bottom on my own and without wanting to sound like a cock earn shit loads more than most of them do as my own boss so yea go ahead talk down to me haha its cool

Calm down Millwall you're not at the football now! Ha ha ha

haha i aint wearing my burberry today

see i like this jokey bants its what this thread is about even the first few people making the point about my grammar made it jokey which i dont mind "

They must be brave as I wouldn't mess with the Millwall Bushwacker ha ha ha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You go out to a restaurant to eat on Xmas day. If there was no demand then staff would be able to have a Xmas day with their loved ones too.

Yes, I'm already dreading work over the festive period where people expect to be treated like they're the only people in the world that matter and kick up a fuss because you cannot/will not accommodate their unrealistic expectations

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You go out to a restaurant to eat on Xmas day. If there was no demand then staff would be able to have a Xmas day with their loved ones too.

Yes, I'm already dreading work over the festive period where people expect to be treated like they're the only people in the world that matter and kick up a fuss because you cannot/will not accommodate their unrealistic expectations "

cant talk about christmas but i seen some waiting staff treated like shit after lockdown when things were slower due to covid or they had to wear masks or go one way around the place boils my piss these people are hard workers and dont need shit from twats i doff my hat to you all id lose my rag with some people if they talked to me like that

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"You're a cunt if you make homemade crumpets "

Who has time for that?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a cunt if you make homemade crumpets "

Nothing wrong with blowing your own crumpet.

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

Coast

Support Man Utd

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Traffic wardens Politicians Divorce Solicitors just for a start !

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

YouTube

Steve Coogan

Everybody's a bit of a cunt sometimes

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a cunt if you make homemade crumpets

Who has time for that?!?"

I know right?! And they're only like 20p!!


" Nothing wrong with blowing your own crumpet. "

I appreciate this comment

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

If you use all the hot water up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a cunt if at work and you take and eat my last banana after l bought them without even asking...proper cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a blinkered, arrogant and total cunt if you use the forums and never ever see anyone else point of view.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are a blinkered, arrogant and total cunt if you use the forums and never ever see anyone else point of view. "

I disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too hate that word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a cunt if you make homemade crumpets "

Why do they sell them in the shops in packs of 9, what am I going to do with the last one ffs ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too hate that word "

Your ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I too hate that word

Your ?"

What what???

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You're a cunt?!

Well you are, were we come from!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Look at your phone while driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at your phone while driving "

seen people on the motorway putting on make up ffs

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory"

steady calling the next winners of the premier league

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY


"Using, your, instead of, you're "
using threw instead of through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut across others at roundabouts

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you are unkind to people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also if you don’t put equipment back in the gym

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By *etsplay68Man
over a year ago

beaconsfield

1 - people who lob shit out car windows as there driving-- Proper Cunts

2 when your having a normal chilled out conversation with a Lady or couple at a swingers club and you look round and there is a bloke with his cock out asking the Woman your chatting with if he can touch her tits - Weirdo Cunt

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

My ex

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything."

You have a point as my wife/Tej hates all swearing especially the word 'cunt.' I hated the word cunt as well and only now use it to refer to clowns as cunts when the let down their loved ones, drive around uninsured etc putting others at risk.

The biggest cunts are I guess are those that think they are hard and bully others at work, via road rage, upsetting next door etc and then cry to the police when they meet more than their match."

I couldn't have put it better myself. I just read your profile, shame that you are not a bit closer because, we seem to be a meeting of minds on the highest level. Best regards. Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything."

You have a point as my wife/Tej hates all swearing especially the word 'cunt.' I hated the word cunt as well and only now use it to refer to clowns as cunts when the let down their loved ones, drive around uninsured etc putting others at risk.

The biggest cunts are I guess are those that think they are hard and bully others at work, via road rage, upsetting next door etc and then cry to the police when they meet more than their match.

I couldn't have put it better myself. I just read your profile, shame that you are not a bit closer because, we seem to be a meeting of minds on the highest level. Best regards. Dave "

I absolutely respect that some people hate swearing so I never swear in front of someone who I know hates it or I don’t know well enough to know either way but I really don’t understand why anyone has an issue with it as they’re just words. I know people who are really kind, honest, loving and swear a lot and I know people who aren’t nice and don’t swear so I don’t believe whether something swears or not has any bearing on their personality and I’d never judge anyone by whether they do or don’t use swear words. I also think it’s a regional thing as it’s more normal to swear in some parts of the country than others.

I’m genuinely interested to find out why people hate swearing as I’d like to understand what it is about it they hate so much.

My mom never swears but my dad swears loads, he never swears when he’s with my mom though....as soon as she leaves the room he starts swearing, it’s totally natural for him now to be like that and he doesn’t even have to think about not swearing when he’s with her.....

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything."

You have a point as my wife/Tej hates all swearing especially the word 'cunt.' I hated the word cunt as well and only now use it to refer to clowns as cunts when the let down their loved ones, drive around uninsured etc putting others at risk.

The biggest cunts are I guess are those that think they are hard and bully others at work, via road rage, upsetting next door etc and then cry to the police when they meet more than their match.

I couldn't have put it better myself. I just read your profile, shame that you are not a bit closer because, we seem to be a meeting of minds on the highest level. Best regards. Dave

I absolutely respect that some people hate swearing so I never swear in front of someone who I know hates it or I don’t know well enough to know either way but I really don’t understand why anyone has an issue with it as they’re just words. I know people who are really kind, honest, loving and swear a lot and I know people who aren’t nice and don’t swear so I don’t believe whether something swears or not has any bearing on their personality and I’d never judge anyone by whether they do or don’t use swear words. I also think it’s a regional thing as it’s more normal to swear in some parts of the country than others.

I’m genuinely interested to find out why people hate swearing as I’d like to understand what it is about it they hate so much.

My mom never swears but my dad swears loads, he never swears when he’s with my mom though....as soon as she leaves the room he starts swearing, it’s totally natural for him now to be like that and he doesn’t even have to think about not swearing when he’s with her....."

Valid point. I’ve only started to swear in front of my kids 19/23 because they now do in a non obscene way.

Rarely used the cunt word until recently because a close friend does and I picked it up and got a thank fuck for that comment. It’s only a word after all. Know your audience as it were.

Social conditioning has a lot to answer for all round to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly it’s probably bad how much I don’t see cunt as that bad a curse word….

Been part of my vocabulary for as long as I can remember now… strange thing is that I use it 90% of the time as more of a friendly interaction with mates, something like “how’s my favourite cunty chops”

Maybe I have a bit of Australian in me… who knows hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it happens I absolutely loathe the word as part of everyday conversation. So I would be far more inclined to refer to someone as an "Intellectual vagina," rather than describe that person as, "A cunt that knows everything."

You have a point as my wife/Tej hates all swearing especially the word 'cunt.' I hated the word cunt as well and only now use it to refer to clowns as cunts when the let down their loved ones, drive around uninsured etc putting others at risk.

The biggest cunts are I guess are those that think they are hard and bully others at work, via road rage, upsetting next door etc and then cry to the police when they meet more than their match.

I couldn't have put it better myself. I just read your profile, shame that you are not a bit closer because, we seem to be a meeting of minds on the highest level. Best regards. Dave

I absolutely respect that some people hate swearing so I never swear in front of someone who I know hates it or I don’t know well enough to know either way but I really don’t understand why anyone has an issue with it as they’re just words. I know people who are really kind, honest, loving and swear a lot and I know people who aren’t nice and don’t swear so I don’t believe whether something swears or not has any bearing on their personality and I’d never judge anyone by whether they do or don’t use swear words. I also think it’s a regional thing as it’s more normal to swear in some parts of the country than others.

I’m genuinely interested to find out why people hate swearing as I’d like to understand what it is about it they hate so much.

My mom never swears but my dad swears loads, he never swears when he’s with my mom though....as soon as she leaves the room he starts swearing, it’s totally natural for him now to be like that and he doesn’t even have to think about not swearing when he’s with her.....

Valid point. I’ve only started to swear in front of my kids 19/23 because they now do in a non obscene way.

Rarely used the cunt word until recently because a close friend does and I picked it up and got a thank fuck for that comment. It’s only a word after all. Know your audience as it were.

Social conditioning has a lot to answer for all round to be fair. "

I did work experience at my dad’s office when I was about 15/16 and that was the first time I heard him swear, it was a bit weird at first but I soon got used to it. Even though he swears loads I very rarely swear in front of him, it just doesn’t feel right. I work in an office where everyone swears a lot except for one person who never swears, he says crap sometimes but nothing stronger than that but he doesn’t complain about the swearing and no one tries to force him to swear, there’s no judgment which is how I believe it should be as long as no one feels totally uncomfortable or offended. I had to speak to the ‘non-swearers’ dad once and he was proper foul mouthed, he’s American and every sentence had ‘mother fucker’ in it, I was genuinely shocked at how different they are.

I agree you have to know your audience, I know people who swear regardless of who they’re talking to and I feel really uncomfortable if they’re swearing in front of someone I know doesn’t like it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not go as far as saying cunt but if you go to the tills, have all your shopping scanned and then act surprised that you have to pay for it so spend 20 mins looking for cash/card, you're on my list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a cunt if you’re rude to people on Fab out of nowhere (not even message them, just out the blue harassment). Just delete block or move on. Don’t be a cunt.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory"

Blimey I didn't realise I was such a cunt, I do all of these.

I probably won't change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory

Blimey I didn't realise I was such a cunt, I do all of these.

I probably won't change."

Wearing Lonsdale trainers is unforgivable

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory

Blimey I didn't realise I was such a cunt, I do all of these.

I probably won't change.

Wearing Lonsdale trainers is unforgivable "

I just love the imprint they make on freshly laid concrete, I'm such a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re a middle lane hogger on the motorway

If you dump your shopping trolley at the supermarket

If you park in a blue badge space without a blue badge

If you park in a parent and child spot without having children

If you wear Lonsdale trainers

If you take a trolley full of shopping through the self service tolls

If you don’t put a next customer thing down at the supermarket

If you support Man Utd

If you’re a Tory"

Funny....I'm not any of the above except one. I must be a cunt for behaving in a civilised manner but happen to have an opinion that differs from another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Millwall Kev, you're a cunt for leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to say ( can't ) instead of cunt just like the east end gangsters in the movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't do public transport but had friends from Canada a few years ago and used the tube. This couple, youngish about 25/30 vapping that shit and it was "fuck this that cunt, that cunt, cunt, twat" it made them look like even biger losers than they were IMO.

Most have been covered but I too have a list.

A CUNT is:

Parks right up your cars backside and then another cunt parks up very close to the front of your car.

Cunts thatslam doors into your car in car parks are often inbred cunts you can just tell.

Cunts that were ignoring the mask rules

Cunts that cheat on their OH are capable of selling anyone

Cunts that leave their dog shit in parks etc for children and frail to step in

Cunts that think they are hard with that trophy dog

Cunts that can work but won't.

Cunts that make a lot of nosie in their home/flat/rented or otherwise

Cunts that dont keep a tidy property

Big cunts that think they own the space in front of their property and not even bothered to pay for a dropped kerb these types from the many I've seen can easily be classed illiterate cunts from dysfunctional family.

Mother fucking cunts that try and take your OH even when they know the OH is spoken for.

For the record I'm only talking about the inbred cunts I've seen and I'm sure you have seen your local ones.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford


"We don't do public transport but had friends from Canada a few years ago and used the tube. This couple, youngish about 25/30 vapping that shit and it was "fuck this that cunt, that cunt, cunt, twat" it made them look like even biger losers than they were IMO.

Most have been covered but I too have a list.

A CUNT is:

Parks right up your cars backside and then another cunt parks up very close to the front of your car.

Cunts thatslam doors into your car in car parks are often inbred cunts you can just tell.

Cunts that were ignoring the mask rules

Cunts that cheat on their OH are capable of selling anyone

Cunts that leave their dog shit in parks etc for children and frail to step in

Cunts that think they are hard with that trophy dog

Cunts that can work but won't.

Cunts that make a lot of nosie in their home/flat/rented or otherwise

Cunts that dont keep a tidy property

Big cunts that think they own the space in front of their property and not even bothered to pay for a dropped kerb these types from the many I've seen can easily be classed illiterate cunts from dysfunctional family.

Mother fucking cunts that try and take your OH even when they know the OH is spoken for.

For the record I'm only talking about the inbred cunts I've seen and I'm sure you have seen your local ones.

"

Phew, such a relief none of these apply to me, my cunt rating has just dropped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is a cunt until proven otherwise.

The me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using, your, instead of, you're "

YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex"

Concur. Not about your ex as I don’t personally know him. So I’d say my exes in general all of them.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"You're a cocktrumpet if you put others less fortunate than you down.

If you put ANYONE down."

You mean like someone who has a go at someone else, just because others are doing so? Because that sounds like a total cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye Millwall Kev!!!!

T

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By *r DiverseMan
over a year ago

Binfield


"Using, your, instead of, you're

YES! "

Got to agree with that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word so would never use it....

You're a Cockwomble

I hated it for years; it’s what my first husband called me, instead of my name. I’ve taken back ownership of it now, and use it at will…but not in front of kiddies or nuns, etc."

Now he must have been an absolute cunt

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"You're a cocktrumpet if you put others less fortunate than you down.

If you put ANYONE down.

You mean like someone who has a go at someone else, just because others are doing so? Because that sounds like a total cunt."

In my opinion they would also qualify to an extent, yes. There are more around than you’d think from a cursory glance. But, as I posted earlier, we’re all of us capable of cuntish behaviour at some time or another; it’s very subjective and contextual, but still the valid opinion of whomever feels they’re on the receiving end of it. If we’re guilty of it, however unintentionally, and made aware of it, all we can do is reflect on it and try to learn so that we don’t repeat that behaviour.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"And Millwall Kev, you're a cunt for leaving. "

He’ll be back won’t he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a funny thread.

IMO, all hypocrites are cunts.

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

... you are a cunt, if, like the OP, you don't know the difference between your and you're.

OP you are officially a cunt.

You are welcome.

Vic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're buying petrol you don't need, queuing in your cars, backing up the roads and causing actual shortages because you don't have 2 fucking braincells to rub together

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

You panic buy fuel

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By *ocalguy4youMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Cum up me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cunt is a coward that thinks he/she is hard.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Told a bunch of petrol quers the petrol station they were queing for was just about to close because it was about to run out.

hee hee, I`m such a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told a bunch of petrol quers the petrol station they were queing for was just about to close because it was about to run out.

hee hee, I`m such a cunt."

Legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ignore the lady and want your way when she's not down for that.

Met a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a cunt if...

...you start a "You're a cunt if..." thread on the forums, then bail and leave Fab before the thread actually got going properly!

(Although in that case you're a clueless c**t as you're blissfully unaware of how the thread is progressing...)

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

You let your dog shit everywhere and don’t clear it up

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

If you let the country run short of fuel at the pumps.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If you start a thread like this!!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

If you were one of the 20 drivers who followed a mortar lorry on to a building site near Northampton on Thursday because you thought it was a petrol tanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think any sort of violence, towards anyone, is acceptable

But what makes you a bigger cunt is knowing it’s going on and doing fuck all about it

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

If you enter a room full of people and can’t work out who the cunt is - it’s because you’re the cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a cunt if...

...you start a "You're a cunt if..." thread on the forums, then bail and leave Fab before the thread actually got going properly!

(Although in that case you're a clueless c**t as you're blissfully unaware of how the thread is progressing...) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even a good cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know you are

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By *areToShareCouple
over a year ago

Bingham

You're ***

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Using, your, instead of, you're "

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