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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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Can anyone do better? If so, please share thy newfound knowledge as my brain is now the size of a walnut

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I found out today that the ancient hand dryer at work actually works! For a decade everyone has thought it was broken and we've had green paper towels and all the time...! Would you belive it!

Sorry, its not much to expand your neuro pathways, I tried to ham it up a bit. I learnt also how to rewire a brake cable on an electric scooter but that's probably not much better

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.

I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I found out today that the ancient hand dryer at work actually works! For a decade everyone has thought it was broken and we've had green paper towels and all the time...! Would you belive it!

Sorry, its not much to expand your neuro pathways, I tried to ham it up a bit. I learnt also how to rewire a brake cable on an electric scooter but that's probably not much better "

Did someone perchance employ the age old fix it technique of giving the hand-dryer a good whack?

I swear, it’s amazing what technology can be miraculously resurrected like the proverbial phoenix with a good old clout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Working in Cyber-Security, I’ve learnt that “ The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men, Gang aft agley”

No matter how much you plan for something, plan the backup incase.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.

I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..! "

‘Iron Bru: Less iron, but a shit load of sugar!’ - should be the new advertising slogan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location


"I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.

I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..!

‘Iron Bru: Less iron, but a shit load of sugar!’ - should be the new advertising slogan

"

B*****ds. I genuinely thought I had found a low calorie alternative to .

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I learned that a co worker was harrassed at work... luckily she came in and told us... I went to deal with the customer in question... it was a fun day for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On radio today.

If you take all the empty space away between the atoms from every person on earth. What you have left would be the size of a sugar lump.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold "

Well if you look at your balls...that line that you see in the middle is where..had you been a girl you labia lips would have formed and parted..and your cock would be a clitoris had you been born female...amazing nature isn't it..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold

Well if you look at your balls...that line that you see in the middle is where..had you been a girl you labia lips would have formed and parted..and your cock would be a clitoris had you been born female...amazing nature isn't it.. "

*studying my balls now*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my and my friend are so scaringly alike.. we ordered exactly same things for brunch drink and snack after .. we wear same active watch and picked the same face for it out of many available.. and all that without any consultation

That's doesn't teach you anything useful but this is what I learnt today

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That IT services are feckin' useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the ey isn't woring on my eyboard

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

That the stationery cupboard at work is like heaven, all the glorious pens, laminating sheets, scissors and so on! Not been in it since pre covid

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"That IT services are feckin' useless "

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That IT services are feckin' useless

Have you tried turning it off and on again? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That today is only 17 minutes long, maybe 18 now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer. "

I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

I’ve learnt that people who say they are your friend, far outweigh those that have proved their friendship over time

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I found out today that even a really stressy situation can be made lighter with the sound of happy childrens' giggles.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

An old one but still works on certain lights, driving at night aproaching traffic lights on red, flash your head lights they will change to green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.

I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer "

Great stress relief though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.

I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer

Great stress relief though "

I lacked a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.

I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer

Great stress relief though

I lacked a hammer "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp1z8EzZ5Hs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.

I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer

Great stress relief though

I lacked a hammer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp1z8EzZ5Hs "

I'd certainly hammer out a warning to IT Services

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"An old one but still works on certain lights, driving at night aproaching traffic lights on red, flash your head lights they will change to green. "

Yep, that’s an old coach/bus drivers trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter how many times You try to educate People to drive in Lane 1 on a Motorway.. They still don't even when there's clearly a broken down car in Lane2 .. Crunchietime

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

I learned that man United are shite without ronaldo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold "

Oh now It makes sense !! Little fetus me must have waited a little bit too long

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I've learnt that respect is easily lost but incredible difficult to earn.....result of today's lesson is don't be an idiot

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

I learned that four in a bed was a crap tv show and not a great Saturday night out

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I learned how to add a drop cap to a Word document

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned nothing.

Hooray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing today. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that distance does matter when someone's poorly and too far away for you to nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt to never break from my routine of going to the supermarket late at night, ever again.

There are far too many muggles around in the day time for me to handle with diplomacy.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

I learned to listen to my gut instincts and was proved correct.

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

I learned that really nice paint costs bloody fortune

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