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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Say anything you want. I have been off for two days. Start early in the morning

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bic Biros - What a marvellous invention

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bussman likes starting threads

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bussman likes starting threads "
yay always happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
perfect ly random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swan swam over the sea, “swim Swan, swim!”.

Swan swam back again

“Well swam Swan!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Swan swam over the sea, “swim Swan, swim!”.

Swan swam back again

“Well swam Swan!”"

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

I dunno…ask Sir_Tom_of_the_Beard; he loves chopping wood. I bet he’d know, right down to the last twig…

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping. "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I Dreamed a Dream of Time Goes By living and loving and loving is living

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I Dreamed a Dream of Time Goes By living and loving and loving is living"

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

“ anything you want” said next…

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I know, seriously, I couldn’t believe it either, I mean, it was pretty audacious, even for him. I don’t think it’s something he will get in trouble for though, I mean, strictly speaking it’s not breaking any rules, but it’s going to alienate several of his friends I think, especially, the ones who…hmm, how to out this delicately.. well, the ones who don’t appreciate that kind of thing, not as blatantly as that anyway. Personally I have no issue, I think, really, that someone should have done it before now and privately I applaud his actions. I guess I’m glad it was done, but more glad that it wasn’t me that did it…

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"“ anything you want” said next…"
splice the mainbrace mi harty

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I know, seriously, I couldn’t believe it either, I mean, it was pretty audacious, even for him. I don’t think it’s something he will get in trouble for though, I mean, strictly speaking it’s not breaking any rules, but it’s going to alienate several of his friends I think, especially, the ones who…hmm, how to out this delicately.. well, the ones who don’t appreciate that kind of thing, not as blatantly as that anyway. Personally I have no issue, I think, really, that someone should have done it before now and privately I applaud his actions. I guess I’m glad it was done, but more glad that it wasn’t me that did it…"
well said Boris

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I don't like one liner comedians. I prefer the conscious thought style...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I don't like one liner comedians. I prefer the conscious thought style...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear next May is forecast to be unseasonably cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One spring summers day in winter the rain was snowing fast

A barefooted man with clogs on stood sitting on the grass

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

Say it fast without stopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a dark and stormy night

And the rain came down in torrents

The robbers were in the den

And the robbers chief said unto Antonio

Antonio tells a tale

And he began

It was a dark and stormy night

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I hear next May is forecast to be unseasonably cold. "
what you trying to say you cad

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"It was a dark and stormy night

And the rain came down in torrents

The robbers were in the den

And the robbers chief said unto Antonio

Antonio tells a tale

And he began

It was a dark and stormy night"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear next May is forecast to be unseasonably cold. what you trying to say you cad "

Get em off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a spider living on my wall. It wasn't very big but it wasn't very small.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I used to have a spider living on my wall. It wasn't very big but it wasn't very small."
and his name was Paul

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Random event i saw the other day...

someone did a 3 point turn on a mini roundabout, I just stood there wondering wtf lol

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Random event i saw the other day...

someone did a 3 point turn on a mini roundabout, I just stood there wondering wtf lol "

wow now that is random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a motion. An odd commotion.

There are the waves. They are memories' graves.

There will be a storm. You'll sit on Neptune's throne.

There was an anchor. Your trident sank her.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"It was a dark and stormy night

And the rain came down in torrents

The robbers were in the den

And the robbers chief said unto Antonio

Antonio tells a tale

And he began

It was a dark and stormy night"

Good kids book, I used to read it to my son

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

The clouds as the sun set this evening looked like dolphins diving in waves

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"There is a motion. An odd commotion.

There are the waves. They are memories' graves.

There will be a storm. You'll sit on Neptune's throne.

There was an anchor. Your trident sank her.

"

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"It was a dark and stormy night

And the rain came down in torrents

The robbers were in the den

And the robbers chief said unto Antonio

Antonio tells a tale

And he began

It was a dark and stormy night

Good kids book, I used to read it to my son"

good stuff

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"The clouds as the sun set this evening looked like dolphins diving in waves "
nice

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Your father made foetuses with flesh licking ladies

While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park

Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums

The music and medicine you needed for comforting

So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving

And pluck all your silly strings and bend all your notes for me

Soft silly music is meaningful magical

The movements were beautiful all in your ovaries

All of them milking with green fleshy flowers

While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines

Smelling of semen all under the garden was all you were needing

When you still believed in me

Say what you want to say and hang for your hollow ways

Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracle for me

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Your father made foetuses with flesh licking ladies

While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park

Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums

The music and medicine you needed for comforting

So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving

And pluck all your silly strings and bend all your notes for me

Soft silly music is meaningful magical

The movements were beautiful all in your ovaries

All of them milking with green fleshy flowers

While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines

Smelling of semen all under the garden was all you were needing

When you still believed in me

Say what you want to say and hang for your hollow ways

Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracle for me"

wow very erotic

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