FabSwingers.com forum: First message red flags?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are things you look for?

Do you have questions to suss people out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the odd chance any of you men actually get a message, this applies to you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the odd chance any of you men actually get a message, this applies to you as well

PM'd you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

How much is a large pack of Body Form Night Time ?

Where do you keep the oven cleaner ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to ask them if they know the capital city of Cambodia. If not, I never speak with them again. Wasting my time.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like to ask them if they know the capital city of Cambodia. If not, I never speak with them again. Wasting my time."

Phnom Phen

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There are 100s, but why give the knowledge away?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...pulls up a chair...

Given that I send out the first message let's see what you all put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try not to ask too many questions so I'd say it's more style than content in early chat. Red flag is one line of text speak!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the odd chance any of you men actually get a message, this applies to you as well

PM'd you

Thanks hun x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

It would be if I met you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Try not to ask too many questions so I'd say it's more style than content in early chat. Red flag is one line of text speak! "

K gd thkn m8!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Not first message red flags but I do have a tick box list of criteria that I’ve used in the past.

Obviously it appears that it doesn’t work but the thought was there!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

It would be if I met you.

I offered to meet you for a coffee

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

It normally follows by them asking for money.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

Correct! For the bonus points name the capital of Cambodia

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Actually after the self employed got screwed by the Government and missing out on the furlough scheme and other benefits, this might be a bit harsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

Correct! For the bonus points name the capital of Cambodia "

I only know the name of the largest Thai island - don't know this one.

Fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

Correct! For the bonus points name the capital of Cambodia "

That would be Phnom Penh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

Correct! For the bonus points name the capital of Cambodia

I only know the name of the largest Thai island - don't know this one.

Fuck it. "

I did!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

It normally follows by them asking for money.

Location : Nigeria

Username: Prince....

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I like to ask them if they know the capital city of Cambodia. If not, I never speak with them again. Wasting my time."

Were you planning on having a holiday there?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Or the ones who ask you for money (or drop unsubtle hints about it) to pay for a babysitter.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Is it your birthday?

It normally follows by them asking for money.

Location : Nigeria

Username: Prince...."

The conversations never get to first name terms. Lol

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

I send a questionnaire and then conduct a Skype interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So these "messages" you speak of, how do I go about acquiring one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a female account messages and says, hi there hot stuff, I am totally a woman, I would just like to clarify that first, nothing suspicious here, any way mate, I mean hot stuff, any chance of showing another, I mean showing a woman (me) your cock ?!

Yours sincerely

Red Flag

(Totally not Craig, definitely a woman)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are bloody useless

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"You lot are bloody useless

Would asking them to sing Red Flag help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are bloody useless

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that is one line long. Gone.

Two lines. Gone.

Don't get many past three lines !

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Hey… do you fancy meeting … no strings… blow and go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are bloody useless

Sorry!

It’s fine, but when I’m buried in the hole of death by some weird psycho, I shall curse you lot, you see if I don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey… do you fancy meeting … no strings… blow and go

Notttt quite what I’m thinking, but thanks all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LADIES.. What are things you look for?

Do you have questions to suss people out? "

corrected for for you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I’ve seen some new emojis about.

Is there a red flag one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LADIES.. What are things you look for?

Do you have questions to suss people out?

corrected for for you

Surely it applies both ways?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve seen some new emojis about.

Is there a red flag one?"

(Bigredflag)

(Psychowarning)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve seen some new emojis about.

Is there a red flag one?

(Bigredflag)

(Psychowarning)"

Nope

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Hey… do you fancy meeting … no strings… blow and go

Notttt quite what I’m thinking, but thanks all the same

It was a first message and yes i thought red flag

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You lot are bloody useless

Awwww thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/09/21 18:52:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the top with compliments , generally over keen to meet . Been proved several times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey… do you fancy meeting … no strings… blow and go

Notttt quite what I’m thinking, but thanks all the same

It was a first message and yes i thought red flag

Ignore me, brain clearly not fully functioning this evening

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Questions, no not really. But if there's anything that hints at fetishizing me. Or if someone tells me they are going to do *insert very rough sexual description*. Or if they tell me they are sapiosexual and then go on to tell me about how amazing my breasts are.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Unsolicited messages from women...... Not always but more than often too good to be true

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Hey… do you fancy meeting … no strings… blow and go

Oooo... not tried sending that as a first message (scribbles note!?) Lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they share phone number in a first or second message. Too rushed.

Saying that, also:

Dragging things way too slow, avoiding committing to meet. Time wasting.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Pictures from years ago

Assuming I'll meet them and trying to tell me what we'd do etc

They say they're near me, but location is 100+ miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak … u ok, Wuu2 and sending their number straight off is red flags to me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Way too many and most don’t make it past the first sentence

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Anything that sounds like it’s written halfway through a wank.

Really short messages offering to meet now.

Anyone who offers his wife from a single male profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this message thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have at least 5 things I do or say to gauge what people are about. Most fail to pass the 5.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have at least 5 things I do or say to gauge what people are about. Most fail to pass the 5."

Care to share?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Text speak … u ok, Wuu2 and sending their number straight off is red flags to me "

Do genuine women ever do this???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text speak … u ok, Wuu2 and sending their number straight off is red flags to me

Do genuine women ever do this???

That’s why it’s red flags for me it’s doubtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100’s of questions like I have no choice in whether we meet or not

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Anything that sounds like it’s written halfway through a wank.

Really short messages offering to meet now.

Anyone who offers his wife from a single male profile "

...erm, how do you gauge that it's mid w@nk??!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Anything that sounds like it’s written halfway through a wank.

Really short messages offering to meet now.

Anyone who offers his wife from a single male profile

...erm, how do you gauge that it's mid w@nk??!

It looks kind of like: ‘Hiiii hoo www arrrree yoou. ??’

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Absolutely loving some of these!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Anything that sounds like it’s written halfway through a wank.

Really short messages offering to meet now.

Anyone who offers his wife from a single male profile

...erm, how do you gauge that it's mid w@nk??!

It’s kind of written in a hurry with no punctuation and fairly graphic. Probably by a bloke pretending to be a woman, but if we got rid of them, the male to female ratio would look even worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

When the first message is a marriage proposal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the first message is a marriage proposal

Oh yes! Had that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah marry me

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

Oh heck, there's another jab coming ?!? ...now that's the whole wrong sort of poking!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

When they want to make you shake like a shitting dog

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

Oh heck, there's another jab coming ?!? ...now that's the whole wrong sort of poking!!

Another opportunity to use the “just a little prick” joke

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

When they can’t tell the difference between boobie woobies and a hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noone messages me haha when they do ill tell you

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

"Do you want to breed me?"

If they can't travel or accom

Any lady who's profile clearly wound not be interested me e.g. out side age range, smoker or 420 friendly...

No new pics, no veris

And messages begging to know my secret...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

Oh heck, there's another jab coming ?!? ...now that's the whole wrong sort of poking!!

Another opportunity to use the “just a little prick” joke

...followed by ...'and you won't feel a thing?!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that sounds like it’s written halfway through a wank.

Yes ! Shaky handwriting

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

Oh heck, there's another jab coming ?!? ...now that's the whole wrong sort of poking!!

Another opportunity to use the “just a little prick” joke

...followed by ...'and you won't feel a thing?!!'

Shhh, you said that was a secret

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"When the first message is a marriage proposal

Oh I always say yes…then I never hear from them again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have at least 5 things I do or say to gauge what people are about. Most fail to pass the 5.

Care to share? "

Nope, that would totally defeat the object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are things you look for?

Do you have questions to suss people out? "

What are the things I look for? A response. If I don't get one, its a definite red flag for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of em

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Will you be my mummy? Erm, no, no I won't.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What is this message thing

Ah, like me, you're just here for the pretty pictures

About right + the forums and looking forward to my flu jab

oh the excitement

Oh heck, there's another jab coming ?!? ...now that's the whole wrong sort of poking!!

Another opportunity to use the “just a little prick” joke

...followed by ...'and you won't feel a thing?!!'

Shhh, you said that was a secret

Verbal contract... blah blah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you want to breed me?"

If they can't travel or accom

Any lady who's profile clearly wound not be interested me e.g. out side age range, smoker or 420 friendly...

No new pics, no veris

And messages begging to know my secret...

"Do you want to breed me?" Are you kidding?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

""Do you want to breed me?"

If they can't travel or accom

Any lady who's profile clearly wound not be interested me e.g. out side age range, smoker or 420 friendly...

No new pics, no veris

And messages begging to know my secret...

Sounds like a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have at least 5 things I do or say to gauge what people are about. Most fail to pass the 5.

Care to share?

Nope, that would totally defeat the object. "

I don’t mean on the thread

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

Or homeless and living in car or sofa surfing... how the hell do they wash and keep clothes ect clean?

Others: I'm attached, they don't know I'm on here but looking for fun discreet meets...

= I cba with the arguments and shadyness, just like to meet a down to earth regular guy... Big ask on here

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

My inbox is a dryed up watering hole at this point don't get messages from women but I do try talking to others

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

""Do you want to breed me?" Are you kidding?!

not kidding, I've had it a couple of times, but I think it may be youth slang for sex!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Over the top with compliments , generally over keen to meet . Been proved several times "

Well, you have got nice hair!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I would love to meet up, but I'm skint so can't travel.

(Or similar).

I'm skint and can't travel out of town at the moment, doesn't mean I'm a bad person.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Will you be my mammy

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What are things you look for?

Do you have questions to suss people out? "

My gut feeling has always been right and that's all I'm able to say since the forums are open to be viewed by anyone

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I had someone who said he'd expect to be the only person I slept with...

When someone says they want to Dom me, they obviously haven't read the profile.

It's the ones that don't take what you're looking for into consideration and are only looking to please themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you want to breed me?" Are you kidding?!

not kidding, I've had it a couple of times, but I think it may be youth slang for sex! "

It's a kink. Usually a male kink, thus my surprise!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Or "it's just sex, why do you wanna know?"

Erm, because I'm discerning about who I let in my vageeeeeen

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m a photographer!

Some amount of happy snappers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not a message red flag but when it’s a “couple” profile and it’s all just based around the male, status updates all about him being free to meet, pictures of just the male etc

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Asking where you work, had one like this recently 1st message.

Or asking exactly where you live .

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Maybe not a message red flag but when it’s a “couple” profile and it’s all just based around the male, status updates all about him being free to meet, pictures of just the male etc

This, a couple where it just happens the male is available to meet alone almost all the time

The word discreet being used, it's usually a signal for something else

Other than the above, a general lack of conversation. If they're struggling to make conversation over a few messages, it's not exactly going to set my pulse racing, no matter how good their photos may be

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

When they send a pic of the flag of the former USSR, instead of a a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a photographer!

Some amount of happy snappers on here

Haha that’s a classic

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By *ona63Woman
over a year ago

bradford

I always look for something personal in a first message, no generic copy and paste x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Would you like a massage?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have questions, but when i ask them, i get told this is not a gameshow I'm not answering them.

Then they are not worth bothering with.

Correct! For the bonus points name the capital of Cambodia "

It's something like penom peng

Fuck knows how you spell it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Would you like a massage?

I've taken someone up on that offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

No shes not stop salavating x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

For you of course

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

No shes not stop salavating x"

can I massage your long legs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

No shes not stop salavating x

can I massage your long legs

Yeahhh xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

No shes not stop salavating x

can I massage your long legs

Yeahhh xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a massage?

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No shes not stop salavating x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you like a massage?

Are you offering

No shes not stop salavating x

can I massage your long legs

Yeahhh xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you like a massage?

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No shes not stop salavating x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh. I used to get some bloke offering me a hot oil massage all the time. I blocked him in the end.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you like a massage?

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No shes not stop salavating x

One wrong emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to chat? I’m available between 12am-2am

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I tend to open a discussion about quantum mechanics, social justice and spaghetti westerns. Oh, and nipples.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ve never got to meet anyone that doesn’t write in sentences or doesn’t use full stops.

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