FabSwingers.com forum: Name something in your house that makes a loy of noise

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Dog barking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Kids

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Music

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Me when I stubbed my little toe on the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me practising the drums.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Upstairs neighbour's laminate floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 of my dogs. He makes enough noise for the both of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My creaky stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extractor fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the squeakiest bed ever!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Fucking machine on high speed

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

My vibrator collection

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Fucking machine on high speed "

this I gotta see

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Me practising the drums.

But what else is 3 am for?

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By *ingKyMan
over a year ago

Cross Hands

My shoes falling down the stairs

Normally: not so noisy

Today: Very noisy, because I was still in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My shoes falling down the stairs

Normally: not so noisy

Today: Very noisy, because I was still in them"

Ouch, hope you’re ok x

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

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By *tagandvixenyorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Bridlington

The kids

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My tumble dryer

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

My son

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Just me at home so I'd be the noisiest thing in my home, apart from when the stereos on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the squeakiest bed ever! "

Yep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me practising the drums.

But what else is 3 am for?

Want to be my neighbour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bloody doorbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mother in law...on her twice weekly visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

The Ghosts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Washing machine on 1600 spin

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Washing machine on 1600 spin "

1600 spin speed,,,, flash git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The front door when I'm trying to sneak in at 4am

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Our washing machine has the volume of a jet aircraft.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Kids !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing machine on 1600 spin "

Christ I’m surprised it doesn’t take off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ATM. Dog snoring.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Washing machine on 1600 spin

1600 spin speed,,,, flash git

It’s good but, does tend to leave the clothes bloody creased!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Washing machine on 1600 spin

1600 spin speed,,,, flash git

It’s good but, does tend to leave the clothes bloody creased! "
can't please some people xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upstairs neighbour is one noisy b!! Constantly dropping things and thumping about, she's so heavy footed!!

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

My morning alarm.. Aarrggh.!!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally me.

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

My upstairs neighbours are the loudest thing in my apartment

inconsiderate ass hats they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My upstairs neighbours are the loudest thing in my apartment

inconsiderate ass hats they are "

Oh Ass hats! You are only the 2nd person I've ever heard use that phrase.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Loudest thing we have ever had in the house was a nephew. 10 years old but sounded like a herd of fucking buffalo going up and down the stairs. How can a kid make so much fucking noise?

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"The mother in law...on her twice weekly visit."

TWICE no thank you

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Loudest thing we have ever had in the house was a nephew. 10 years old but sounded like a herd of fucking buffalo going up and down the stairs. How can a kid make so much fucking noise? "
what have you done with the poor chap

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Or me telling said kids to quit being noisy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The person I locked in the freezer…..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

The dog

Kids

hoover

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Both my dogs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blender.. only for 45 sec when I need it but damn it do my eardrums hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's the child who makes the most noise. 8pm is pure bliss.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

One of the cats, a serious loud talker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry cat.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Me practising the drums.

But what else is 3 am for?

Want to be my neighbour?

Well, I have been thinking of taking up the bagpipes....

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

The wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa, then my son shouting at it to go to level 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barbell definitely a couple off broken floor borders underneath the carpet and there must be at least a 15ft off concrete bween be and the guy down stairs as there’s been a couple off times I wait for a chap at the door to say I cracked his celling

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By *ifes a peachCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

My wife in the bedroom;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our snoring Pug

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Is this like a Family Fortunes question?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

When I am at Swingfellows it his upstairs neighbours - you never hear their kids, just the adults screeching, laughing, banging, bonking.... They are vile with no consideration for anyone!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is this like a Family Fortunes question?"
yes give me your answer and I will let you know what the survey says

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A loy of noise

The mice talking

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is this like a Family Fortunes question?yes give me your answer and I will let you know what the survey says

Right now… my tummy gurgling! What can I say, it’s quiet here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse after a veggie stir fry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My arse after a veggie finger "

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Is this like a Family Fortunes question?yes give me your answer and I will let you know what the survey says

Right now… my tummy gurgling! What can I say, it’s quiet here!

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our survey says nil xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog running to the top of the stairs and lobbing his bone down (hard wood flooring at the bottom)

and repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creaking doors and window hinges, in the middle of the night it's amplified.

I need to be more like Martin Goodman in Friday Night Dinner and have an annual hinge oiling day.

NBVN x

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Is this like a Family Fortunes question?yes give me your answer and I will let you know what the survey says

Right now… my tummy gurgling! What can I say, it’s quiet here!

our survey says nil xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse after a veggie finger

Wait! What? I’ve been hacked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irresistibly Simple.

He doesn't stop talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the voices in my head

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Music..music..music..

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

My fridge

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

"The wife

Haha... That's what I was going for too

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Also me when either doing DIY

or lucky enough to have male company

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My fridge "

Same mines like a goat

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My fridge

Same mines like a goat"

Blooming annoying isn’t it! Always seems louder in the middle of a work call too

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

AJ singing badly...supposedly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My fridge

Same mines like a goat

Blooming annoying isn’t it! Always seems louder in the middle of a work call too

Yes haha and at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fridge

Same mines like a goat"

Horny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cats when they want feeding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parrot

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

The dogs tail belting off the hallway radiator when get home from work

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My tinnitus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My fridge

Same mines like a goat

Horny? "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Marshall combo turned up to 11

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

The microwave at 4am, why do they need to beep so loud. Now the whole street knows I'm cooking porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extractor fan "

Mine too oh and my washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog. So much as a passer by or noise, even people he can see through their window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The TV with the football on

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Coffee grinder

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The extractor fans.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Extractor fan, baine of my ears... hate it, have to turn it on only when I NEEED to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fridge

Same mines like a goat

Horny?

Huh?"

The whole goat/horn thing

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Too many guitars... someone's got me out of retirement and recording again!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Me. On occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extractor fan

Mine too oh and my washing machine

Yeah and the washing machine too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extractor fan

Mine too oh and my washing machine

Yeah and the washing machine too!"

How weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat at 3am when she’s scratching around in her litter tray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The silence when I'm alone. It deafening sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her ladyship. Two years on and she still hasn't got the hang of virtual meetings. I keep telling her that her laptop has a microphone but she insists on taking at a volume that allows her stakeholders to hear her without it

Also our bed. That's my fault though as it's been too long since I last tightened it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drum kit, guitar amps, me

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

"My upstairs neighbours are the loudest thing in my apartment

inconsiderate ass hats they are

Oh Ass hats! You are only the 2nd person I've ever heard use that phrase.

haha I use it on a regular basis it seems

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Hot water pump. Perhaps , I notice more . Being only one in house .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

One of my housemates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 31 year old dishwasher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly inside my home but the neighbours pestle and mortar is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her ladyship. Two years on and she still hasn't got the hang of virtual meetings. I keep telling her that her laptop has a microphone but she insists on taking at a volume that allows her stakeholders to hear her without it

Also our bed. That's my fault though as it's been too long since I last tightened it.

Mr"

That must be quite a sight, her 'speaking' to the computer like they're in a lecture hall.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My dog licking his butt.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The plinky plonky tune when my washing machine finishes.

and

The kid's bedroom doors. I haven't oiled them purposely, as it lets me know when they're on the move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees walking up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 31 year old dishwasher.

What noises does he make?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When I play the bongos.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing my guitar

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 31 year old dishwasher.

What noises does he make?

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

Me when I stub my toe on a piece of furniture. The air curiously turns a strange shade of blue as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dogs tail belting off the hallway radiator when get home from work"

Lol my springer is like that, even does it in his sleep.

My neighbour once asked me if I knocked on the wall upstairs lol.

I had to stop him sleeping upstairs as he’d do it all the time.

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Hubby with a headset on playing on his PC.

He forgets where he is and that he’s not alone!

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By *abiMan
over a year ago

Clapham

My fucking bed , so annoying

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Our snoring Pug

I can relate to that..... But God I'd miss that snoring and snuffling if it wasn't there

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