FabSwingers.com forum: What’s there to in Birmingham

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Swingers club territory...check out the listing on here.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

There's loads to do.

Shops, parks, pubs, clubs, restaurants, museums, arcades, VR experiences, escape rooms, rock climbing, go karting.

What do you actually like to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything & everything I like to keep occupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have amazing parks , more canals than Venice, music venues, sex cinemas , depends what your into / after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above. Its quite a big place, plenty there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?"

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley."

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley."

*groans*

*sniggers uncontrollably*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?"

Go to Chameleons...

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

If you like music and dancing and lots of ladies go to the jam house in st pauls square or the night owl in digbeth ...

Both great venues and on a good night fantastic ...

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Best thing to do in Birmingham? Cycle out along the canal, make your way to London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you being serious about nothing to do in Birmingham? You name it and it’s there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh. "

I saw a gorilla fart there once, i didn’t hear it, but I knew he did it cause all the monkeys ran off holding their noses, (wait for it) it was silent but Dudley.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

There are a hell of a lot of single ladies in brum ...its a great place for a night out ..

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh.

I saw a gorilla fart there once, i didn’t hear it, but I knew he did it cause all the monkeys ran off holding their noses, (wait for it) it was silent but Dudley. "

That's very good...I might use that...if I may

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh.

I saw a gorilla fart there once, i didn’t hear it, but I knew he did it cause all the monkeys ran off holding their noses, (wait for it) it was silent but Dudley. "

Oh, fgs! My inner 6 year old is sniggering like Beavis and Butthead now…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lot of London Exports up here (Myself Included! Ex-Staines/Feltham)

There's a lot to do, get out to a Local Pub, meet some People. Organise a Work Social and go up Town, Start around the Centre and just go with the Flow. Get to a Club (Chams is supposed to be good but I've never been). Broad Street is rocking for (Vanilla) Clubs & Pubs. Plenty of Parks,Canals and History around (Just don't stand on Spaghetti Junction trying to work out where Ready Player One was Filmed there like someone did last year!!)

As said, Dudley has the Castle and Zoo, The Safari is further out but great for a day out.. Great Public Tansport links if You don't want to drive and You can get pretty much anywhere in a couple of hours from here

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

All the regeneration by the canal is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how many names you recognise on broad St walk of stars

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Are you being serious about nothing to do in Birmingham? You name it and it’s there"

A beach?

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Are you being serious about nothing to do in Birmingham? You name it and it’s there

A beach?"

There is a reservoir...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

*groans*

*sniggers uncontrollably*"

Dudley Moore?

More like "Dudley, no more. We can't cope!!"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It has a Lego shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you being serious about nothing to do in Birmingham? You name it and it’s there

A beach?"

Now I’m sniggering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach?"

they used to have a Man-made one in the Summer a few years back and there's Bosworth Water Park about an hours drive away that's just as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?"

Go back to London.

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By *attooedsmileMan
over a year ago

dudley

But our accent is embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Go back to London."

I've been here 18+ yrs no and wouldn't go back to London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But our accent is embarrassing! "

Try Dudley mixed with heavy Jamaican Accent as well !! that was a challenging call

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By *ntman83Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"But our accent is embarrassing! "

Yam alright are ya

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"But our accent is embarrassing!

Try Dudley mixed with heavy Jamaican Accent as well !! that was a challenging call"

Gadanga, Gadanga!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Just walk round and enjoy people actually taking to you, instead of rushing around being busy doing three jobs to pay an exorbitant rent for a crappy box flat they're hardly in cos they're too busy working for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great pub called the Wellington. The locals are really friendly and it serves loads of different beers and lagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way. The Dudley jokes are making me laugh

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"By the way. The Dudley jokes are making me laugh

It’s a good job it’s in The Midlands and not Yorkshire, as the outskirts would have to be called the Dudley Moors

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Great pub called the Wellington. The locals are really friendly and it serves loads of different beers and lagers

And you can bring your own takeaway food with you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Go for a walk

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Great pub called the Wellington. The locals are really friendly and it serves loads of different beers and lagers

And you can bring your own takeaway food with you

I’ll also recommend The Old Joint Stock off pigeon park (by the cathedral) and Bacchus (under the Macdonald hotel next to the Apple store and ‘the ramp’ used to be good... been a few years since my last visit there though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thoroughly enjoyed my weekend there. Even went to jools Hollands club

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Get all your stuff together. Load up the wagon and drive the horses straight out of town. Don't look back. Nothing to see in Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have amazing parks , more canals than Venice, music venues, sex cinemas , depends what your into / after "

Whats the sex cinemas called??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have amazing parks , more canals than Venice, music venues, sex cinemas , depends what your into / after angels and sinners adult cinema

Whats the sex cinemas called??"

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Just walk round and enjoy people actually taking to you, instead of rushing around being busy doing three jobs to pay an exorbitant rent for a crappy box flat they're hardly in cos they're too busy working for it

Yep, this

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Can't believe that the chocolate factory tour hasn't been mentioned ! If you go in the summer /autumn and sit outside you will see the odd wasp or 5000!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a curry

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Birmingham is crap. Avoid.

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By *inabedMFMCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

No much on Broad st, but they do have a Wetherspoons & a Saisburys local, there are plenty of bus lanes to catch you our if your not familier with the city , but you get 50% off you fine if you pay within 14 days ,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You can't find anything to do in the whole city of Birmingham?!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Wait till next year and you will have the Commonwealth games to watch

Whoopee doo!

Mind you, you did move from the UK's No 1 sess pool to the number 2.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"By the way. The Dudley jokes are making me laugh

It’s a good job it’s in The Midlands and not Yorkshire, as the outskirts would have to be called the Dudley Moors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best pussy eaters here

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why is everyone ragging on Birmingham so much?! Its not that bad!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP you posted this a week ago. Did you find anything to do or, were you just after cake & a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is everyone ragging on Birmingham so much?! Its not that bad! "

Very True.. Been here in B'ham for 18yrs now.. Laid back, reasonably polite and affordable! wouldn't move back South now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh. "

It also had a Ferris wheel votes the UK’s worst tourist attraction- views over a burned down warehouse and some air conditioning units!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I recently moved to Birmingham from London & I can’t find anything to do barely left the house any suggestions?

Better play it safe and not leave the house, if you step outside it could be Dudley.

Dudley even better, it has a castle and a zoo! Ooh.

I saw a gorilla fart there once, i didn’t hear it, but I knew he did it cause all the monkeys ran off holding their noses, (wait for it) it was silent but Dudley. "

Was that 1 of the seven Dudley sins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d get back in your car (assuming it hasn’t been nicked already).

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Can't believe that the chocolate factory tour hasn't been mentioned ! If you go in the summer /autumn and sit outside you will see the odd wasp or 5000!

Whatever you do don't do the Cadbury tour just after Christmas, after a week of stuffing your face with chocolate. They keep giving you free chocolate, chocolate this, chocolate that...and that smell.... for 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my first and only bout of food poisoning after visiting what was supposed to be an upmarket oyster bar in the city centre.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’d get back in your car (assuming it hasn’t been nicked already). "

Car

Now come on, he came up from the smoke, there is no way his car was still there we he came out to head up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know the city but pack yourself a lunch, pick yourself a direction to head out in and follow the brown signs! Adventure!

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