FabSwingers.com forum: Jeremy Clarkson

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Sort your fucking eyebrows out!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is he on fab then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn’t have to, he’s an old man mow

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

I'll tell him......doubt he gives a fuck tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you like him to do with them, for you?!

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"What would you like him to do with them, for you?! "

Trim them. Can’t believe his girlfriend doesn’t sort them out.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"He doesn’t have to, he’s an old man mow"

No excuse . I’m older but still groom.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

His gorgeous wife don’t seem to care.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Strange thing to be angry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you like him to do with them, for you?!

Trim them. Can’t believe his girlfriend doesn’t sort them out."

Maybe she likes him without trimming his eyesbrows... Maybe she thinks, if he is happy, then that's fine with her... Why would you get with someone you didn't like bits of and wanted them to change things about themselves that they are perfectly happy with? Weirder still... Why would it bother someone that has bugger all to do with them?!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Watch Stewart Lee Top gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave him alone they his eye brows if he likes them that way then that’s all that should matter

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"What would you like him to do with them, for you?!

Trim them. Can’t believe his girlfriend doesn’t sort them out.

But she can’t. Just look at them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think Jeremy was a massive tw@t.

Now I think he's a massive tw@t with unkempt eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sort your fucking eyebrows out! "

Oi!!!

Bushy is good in the land of the boring mundane normal eyebrow!!!

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I used to think Jeremy was a massive tw@t.

Now I think he's a massive tw@t with unkempt eyebrows."

He’s a Chelsea season ticket holder so apart from the bushy brows - must be alright.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

He's not a new man on grooming terms

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By *leasureman123Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Damn thought he'd died and id missed it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He’s obviously going for the late Denis Healey look.

Looking like an evil wizard or something is all the rage.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I wouldn’t think the man gives a fuck OP

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"I wouldn’t think the man gives a fuck OP

But he must. They are huge and so easy to trim.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Leave him alone he has repeatedly apologised to the morris minor owners club.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Leave him alone he has repeatedly apologised to the morris minor owners club.

It’s probably a condition of membership to that club to have unkempt eyebrows.

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By *otwifeKazWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

OP, I see you don't mind his choice of jeans though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumour has it he’s not fond of your brows

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"OP, I see you don't mind his choice of jeans though "

Well spotted I must say. I’m a Levi’s fan always have been. Think the ones I have now will probably see me out.

I used to work in a jeans shop as a lad and was given loads of Levi stuff to wear.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Rumour has it he’s not fond of your brows "

How dare you. Mine are perfectly shaped

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Rumour has it he’s not fond of your brows

How dare you. Mine are perfectly shaped "

Seb, I think all of you is perfectly shaped, well the bits I've seen were

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Rumour has it he’s not fond of your brows

How dare you. Mine are perfectly shaped

Seb, I think all of you is perfectly shaped, well the bits I've seen were

Well thank you Lizzy. It seems an age back now though. Pre Covid of course.

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