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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A work colleague has had a baby boy today and obviously been looking at "The Big Book of Stupid Fucking Baby Names".

The name it's lumbered with is now Ace. And their surname is not even Rimmer, which would be cool and I could understand that. (google Ace Rimmer if you're confused)

Were these people never in school? Do they not know how cruel kids are? Or does every child have a stupid name these days so its the norm?

His older brother is called Zion I just heard.

So any opinions on or further ridiculous names for spawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our friend called there baby daughter puree wtf is all that about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows .... possibly copying the likes of the beckhams ? some very weird names kicking about for kids .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are lots of names from all over the world in schools now and certainly at primary level most of the children attending inner city, culturally diverse schools would think it wrong to make fun of a name.

Your post made me laugh because my sister and I were chatting to a couple of a new born just yesterday. The initials of their fathers' names would spell ACE and we were joking they should just call the new baby just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully the kid's surname is "High"

Not quite as good as "Rimmer" though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jasper Carrot nearly named his daughter Norah

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

There's twin girls at my daughters school called Porsche n ferrari how bloody cruel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for that thought this was going to be another ..... dont look at the photo threads again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A work colleague has had a baby boy today and obviously been looking at "The Big Book of Stupid Fucking Baby Names".

The name it's lumbered with is now Ace. And their surname is not even Rimmer, which would be cool and I could understand that. (google Ace Rimmer if you're confused)

Were these people never in school? Do they not know how cruel kids are? Or does every child have a stupid name these days so its the norm?

His older brother is called Zion I just heard.

So any opinions on or further ridiculous names for spawn?

"

Well they've now got A to Z covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's twin girls at my daughters school called Porsche n ferrari how bloody cruel lol "

Oh thats bad. Thats like when footballers wives was on telly and there was an upsurge in girls called Chardonnay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in school with a boy called Forest ( before the film) and his surname was Hogg . His parents must not of liked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a little girl called Wednesday. Her parents weren't fans of the Adams Family that I know of. And then I met her younger brother. Guess what his name was.... Tuesday! Poor kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone ever believes me , but there really was a girl a couple of years above me at school named Annete Curtin.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

We had a contractor called Beena Wankar. Just hope she didn't have a brother Ima...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a little girl called Wednesday. Her parents weren't fans of the Adams Family that I know of. And then I met her younger brother. Guess what his name was.... Tuesday! Poor kids. "

i hope they called it a day after that .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had a contractor called Beena Wankar. Just hope she didn't have a brother Ima..."

i had a customer called yulong ding ..i wanted to meet his brother.... howlong ........

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I knew a little girl called Wednesday. Her parents weren't fans of the Adams Family that I know of. And then I met her younger brother. Guess what his name was.... Tuesday! Poor kids.

i hope they called it a day after that ........."

Boom, boom, tish!

A friend of mine named his daughter Charisma...which is unfortunate as she's grown into an adult totally lacking in any!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I hope the kid is cool enough to carry that name...

A friend of mine, his surname was haines ... His girlfriend wouldn't let him call their lad curt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in school with a boy called Forest ( before the film) and his surname was Hogg . His parents must not of liked him "

Ha ha ha that's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh and one from a few years ago. The Norfolk MP Richard Bacon named his son Rollo.

Wonder what he'll be called at school?

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I sat next to a girl in school whos name was Rose.....Her surname was Bush ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noone ever believes me , but there really was a girl a couple of years above me at school named Annete Curtin. "

I believe you i have actually heard of someone who knew a lass with that name

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Everyone knows a Theresa Green don't they?

I was at primary school with a boy called Ashley... the beginning of his last name was Smoke---. Ginger too.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ahhh now they have a family A to Z

its cruel tho .. we have a few dogs called Ace at the surgery..

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

Always having to check how parents want to spell the names given to their kids, especially as there's a trend for changing the spelling of well known names.

Had one wanting to name their baby Melaena

And another thought of naming her baby after her grandfather Malcolm, and she delivered a girl, and seriously thought of naming her Malcomena !

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

met an Emma Royds oce though to ba fair it was her married name......

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london


"met an Emma Royds oce though to ba fair it was her married name......"

The politician Ed Balls has a sister called ophelia

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"There's twin girls at my daughters school called Porsche n ferrari how bloody cruel lol "
omg how could they do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who called their son aday.cause they looked in the pram and said "fuckin hell let's call it aday"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old work mate called his kids Sky, Ace and Jet. Poor kids!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Still can't beat the late great Frank Zappa's offspring, Dweezil & Moon Unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard a mum up the school shout for her daughter Tyranny, that's what it sounds like not sure how it's spelt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"our friend called there baby daughter puree wtf is all that about "

bet that wasn't hard to swallow ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of my friends named there daughter primrose violet and there surname begins with a c they changed it to primrose willow after i told them pvc really wasn't good for a girl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ Sara Cox's son was named Isaac!!

No doubt one day he'll be on Fab as Bi/Bi Curious!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

petty the poor Ausrailian rugby league player plying his trade at oldham who goes bye the name of Wayne .... Wayne Kerr !

think about that one over the tannoy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked with a lady years ago who had five daughters, violet, daisy, primrose, rose,and marigold!!!

think she liked flowers!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

i heard from a friend that she worked with a guy who called their 1st born Neo - go figure! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

What about Michael Hunt - know of 2 real ones! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our sons name is Scandinavian, it's Torben which means thunder bear... You can guarantee someone somewhere has made a thread like this about our name choice.

Sx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always be wary of Names that mean things in a foreign language.

Like people who get someones name or a phrase tattoed on them in mandarin or something. You've got to make sure it actually means what you think it means or you end up with the words Arse Feltcher on you permanently.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

i know of a family called perrins they called their son Liam

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"A work colleague has had a baby boy today and obviously been looking at "The Big Book of Stupid Fucking Baby Names".

The name it's lumbered with is now Ace. And their surname is not even Rimmer, which would be cool and I could understand that. (google Ace Rimmer if you're confused)

Were these people never in school? Do they not know how cruel kids are? Or does every child have a stupid name these days so its the norm?

His older brother is called Zion I just heard.

So any opinions on or further ridiculous names for spawn?

"

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!!!!

My god-daughter was going to be called Maverick if she was a boy...possibly the most naff bloody name I've ever heard in my life (apologies to any Mavericks out there, but you'd forever be Rick to me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worked with a lady years ago who had five daughters, violet, daisy, primrose, rose,and marigold!!!

think she liked flowers!! "
so why call one after a glove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about Michael Hunt - know of 2 real ones! Z"

I know of a Michael Hunt that used to be an area manager for one of my previous jobs. Didn't like being called 'Mike' for some reason..

..and part of my job now is to send out post. One name that crops up every now and again is A. Hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell Sprout always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I've also been told of a guy called Don Kiddick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parents beware...kids grow up!

the wheel turns...and they will choose the home they will put you into ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A work colleague has had a baby boy today and obviously been looking at "The Big Book of Stupid Fucking Baby Names".

The name it's lumbered with is now Ace. And their surname is not even Rimmer, which would be cool and I could understand that. (google Ace Rimmer if you're confused)

Were these people never in school? Do they not know how cruel kids are? Or does every child have a stupid name these days so its the norm?

His older brother is called Zion I just heard.

So any opinions on or further ridiculous names for spawn?

"

Maybe they are fans of Ace Frehley from Kiss.

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Excellent thread,

Cringeworthy at how naff people can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love Mr and Mrs Iles who named their son Peter... He became a doctor and his badge read Dr P Iles...

And he was a hemorroid specialist... But is now a cardiologist...;-)

He worked his way up from the bottom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!!!!

My god-daughter was going to be called Maverick if she was a boy...possibly the most naff bloody name I've ever heard in my life (apologies to any Mavericks out there, but you'd forever be Rick to me) "

Thats due to that singer Maverick Saber isn't it. If you're surname is Saber and you have a baby then the correct name to call it is Light not Maverick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a guy at my school, and I kid you not, was called Richard Head !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a guy at my school, and I kid you not, was called Richard Head !"

My cousin went to school with a Jack Pott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know of 2 grown men called Sooty and Sweep both brothers! Only met Sweep so far, lovely guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and I've also been told of a guy called Don Kiddick"

sorry, it was John Kiddick, but he still got called donkeydick

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!!!!

My god-daughter was going to be called Maverick if she was a boy...possibly the most naff bloody name I've ever heard in my life (apologies to any Mavericks out there, but you'd forever be Rick to me)

Thats due to that singer Maverick Saber isn't it. If you're surname is Saber and you have a baby then the correct name to call it is Light not Maverick! "

Actually, I think it was after a car (which is possibly even worse!!!!)...my god-daughter's 12 now so it's before Maverick Saber I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downstairs from our office is a Chinese Language School and as we have to sift through the mail to find our, I've always thought there was huge potential for a comedy name amongst them.

One day there it was...Long Wang! FInally! Even got pictorial evidence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Either that or they're big Top Gun fans? Could be alot worse, He could have been called Goose or Iceman!

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

And shall we all prepare ourselves for the number of boys who will be called Christian or Grey or Steel and girls called Anastasia or Ana? (Fifty Shades of Grey for those who don't know). I foresee a lot of children with the same name and lots of parents who won't admit to having read THOSE books....lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And shall we all prepare ourselves for the number of boys who will be called Christian or Grey or Steel and girls called Anastasia or Ana? (Fifty Shades of Grey for those who don't know). I foresee a lot of children with the same name and lots of parents who won't admit to having read THOSE books....lol "

Won't all the babies conceived this summer have Para/Olympic names? Name dependent on which race was being celebrated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And shall we all prepare ourselves for the number of boys who will be called Christian or Grey or Steel and girls called Anastasia or Ana? (Fifty Shades of Grey for those who don't know). I foresee a lot of children with the same name and lots of parents who won't admit to having read THOSE

books....lol "

Will it not be Steele as it looks more exotic?!

Like Wayne and Waynetta Slob's Spudulike

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

my mum is Danish and if I had been a boy I was going to be called den mark... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read in the paper years ago about a couple that called their baby girl 'Truely Delicious' as when she was born she just looked truely delicious lol

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Remember reading in the paper once about a Mr & Mrs Cooper who called their daughter Minnie

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