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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha "

Let’s hear yours then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who used fake photos. As in, they stole photos from someone on the net … totes horrifying … it happened to me twice.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The tea was cold and the cake was stale

I legged it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

Bussy… you’re fucking ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a horror story of meets going wrong but I did have a dodgy chicken korma once. Ugh. Have that meat gone wrong tale instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

locked out of a hotel room with my car keys inside and the woman in bed not waking up for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

What..the...fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

Jeez. You win this thread, hands down.

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

You should write a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

No wonder you're still only bi-curious on profile. Sounds as if most attempts to get your mouth round some balls have proven fruitless. Well apart from the crying-sucking off incident obv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a horror story of meets going wrong but I did have a dodgy chicken korma once. Ugh. Have that meat gone wrong tale instead."

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The couple who were mortified when it was mentioned condoms should be used. They were a bi-couple and yet completely oblivious to bi-folks being in a higher risk group for STD's, etc.

An hour's education on the sofa with them, before excuses were made and went home.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

I’m laughing because on so many levels I can relate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my own true stories too but they're a little too upsetting to write at min...it involved a predator.

2 meets were also Cat-Fish...shock horror is all I say...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have my own true stories too but they're a little too upsetting to write at min...it involved a predator.

2 meets were also Cat-Fish...shock horror is all I say..."

I'm really sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not an awful experience by any means, but disappointing. I had a social with a man on Sunday who's photo on here was 20 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at

Bussy… you’re fucking ace "

I got a knife waved in my face and I nearly wasn’t allowed to leave the house. And kids running around the house and the ppl we met said oh don’t worry about them they won’t look.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Over our 23 years had:

Photos that where at least 15 years out of date.

Overly pushy borderline aggressive (this was a woman btw) about having sex there and then.

One partner clearly pushing the other into a situation they dont want to be in.

It's not common to be fair but noped out in the social stage. Most people we meet are exactly who they claim to be to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on "

What a Dick-Head omg...

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By * and P southeastCouple
over a year ago

essex

We were both having sex in the couples bedroom making lots of noise for an hour or so when I heard the toilet flush

when asked who the fuck is that? they said oh that’s ok it’s one of our daughters there bedrooms were either side of us

They said oh it’s ok they can’t hear us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on

What a Dick-Head omg... "

Definitely was a dick movie to say the least

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

I’ve mentioned my worst experience before I think - nearly broke me.

Fairly new to fab, I was pleasantly surprised to get a message from a girl who was very keen to meet me - and that’s very VERY keen! We chatted back and forth, about our likes and dislikes and found we were very similar.

We made arrangements, she would be coming to mine… the day arrived, I had cleared my diary, she was driving 45 miles or so. We were exchanging dirty messages - the sexual tension was high…

I saw her arrive, get out the car and come to the front door which I opened for her with a smile.

Hers froze.

“Oh. My god. Um, sorry you aren’t my type.” She got back in her car and drove away.

Obviously we had forgotten to exchange a face pic, but Jesus Christ, that was a soul destroying experience!!

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Just a few of the reasons why we only arrange to meet people in the swingers club. Safest place

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left

Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would have been a weird meet but we didn't give it the chance to go wrong.

On holiday in Greece, got messaged by the F of another couple, they seemed desperate to hook up.

We had brought our 21yo son on holiday as he'd had a rough few months and needed a break.

Despite him being able to look after himself we didn't think it fair to leave him alone and also didn't want to have to explain why we didn't want his company for an evening.

When we explained this to the other couple, she replied to bring him with us, her exact words being "Our 16yo daughter is gagging for cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This would have been a weird meet but we didn't give it the chance to go wrong.

On holiday in Greece, got messaged by the F of another couple, they seemed desperate to hook up.

We had brought our 21yo son on holiday as he'd had a rough few months and needed a break.

Despite him being able to look after himself we didn't think it fair to leave him alone and also didn't want to have to explain why we didn't want his company for an evening.

When we explained this to the other couple, she replied to bring him with us, her exact words being "Our 16yo daughter is gagging for cock" "

I suspect it probably wasn't the woman of the couple messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had no teeth

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Guy was pretending to be a couple was previously with a Fwb but didn't make a solo profile when she stopped playing with him made out both of them were turning up just stood on the doorstep stammering when we asked where his lady was politely asked him to leave and just stood there in silence shut the door And he stood outside for another 20 minutes till he just left.... Disturbing glad we have moved now

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left

Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know. "

Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet with a couple at theirs one night and the guy got really strange and went downstairs shouting abuse and slamming doors, a rage of jealousy overcome him. It got pretty scary...he was a big guy to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dizzy and spaced out after afterwards. He stood there looking nonplussed insisting it was because of my orgasm. I hadn't had an orgasm. He argued with me about it because apparently I might not know. Then left abruptly. Cockwomble

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had one meet I arrived at the coffee shop saw him stood outside and very nearly turned round! But thought no that b cruel so in we went! Got sat with coffee he first moaned loudly about a baby crying then a man came sat on table next to ours he said in a loud voice why sit there there are other tables around! I was thinking god how long can I sit here? But the next thing came out his mouth was transphobic! That did it having a transgender daughter which I told him Which swiftly bought the meet to an end at which point the whole cafe were being entertained he shouted after me I can get any woman I want! I just walked on and never looked back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady came to my house and ordered food for herself without asking or telling me, then proceeded to try eat said food to herself in my bed. Think she just wanted a place to stay to be honest.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

That's quite a list!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Had one meet I arrived at the coffee shop saw him stood outside and very nearly turned round! But thought no that b cruel so in we went! Got sat with coffee he first moaned loudly about a baby crying then a man came sat on table next to ours he said in a loud voice why sit there there are other tables around! I was thinking god how long can I sit here? But the next thing came out his mouth was transphobic! That did it having a transgender daughter which I told him Which swiftly bought the meet to an end at which point the whole cafe were being entertained he shouted after me I can get any woman I want! I just walked on and never looked back x "

Oh the 'it would be cruel not to' been there! it's not a nice place to be for anyone. He though sounds just bloody awful!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on "

Some people are fucking arseholes!

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford


"Had one meet I arrived at the coffee shop saw him stood outside and very nearly turned round! But thought no that b cruel so in we went! Got sat with coffee he first moaned loudly about a baby crying then a man came sat on table next to ours he said in a loud voice why sit there there are other tables around! I was thinking god how long can I sit here? But the next thing came out his mouth was transphobic! That did it having a transgender daughter which I told him Which swiftly bought the meet to an end at which point the whole cafe were being entertained he shouted after me I can get any woman I want! I just walked on and never looked back x "

Yikes to that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ve mentioned my worst experience before I think - nearly broke me.

Fairly new to fab, I was pleasantly surprised to get a message from a girl who was very keen to meet me - and that’s very VERY keen! We chatted back and forth, about our likes and dislikes and found we were very similar.

We made arrangements, she would be coming to mine… the day arrived, I had cleared my diary, she was driving 45 miles or so. We were exchanging dirty messages - the sexual tension was high…

I saw her arrive, get out the car and come to the front door which I opened for her with a smile.

Hers froze.

“Oh. My god. Um, sorry you aren’t my type.” She got back in her car and drove away.

Obviously we had forgotten to exchange a face pic, but Jesus Christ, that was a soul destroying experience!! "

We can't be for everyone but I can imagine how that would sting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God some horrible experiences

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time)

I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink.

2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least!

Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid

In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site ,

Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man

Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left ,

I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time)

I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink.

2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least!

Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours.

"

Did you manage to get away?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid

In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site ,

Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man

Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left ,

I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch

"

Jeez that really is a horror story. I hope whoever hit you, gets 'theirs'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid

In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site ,

Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man

Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left ,

I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch

Jeez that really is a horror story. I hope whoever hit you, gets 'theirs'!"

It happened a few times apparently,a homophobic

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time)

I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink.

2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least!

Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours.

Did you manage to get away? "

Not before violently being sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on

Some people are fucking arseholes!"

Thay definitely are that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

Omg! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy said his was single and could accommodate

Went to his. As soon as I was in the door I thought he don’t live hear alone maybe house share of something.

Then he says. Can we be quick. The wife will be home soon. I left …..

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the new emoji could have been created for this thread.

Lots of good reasons to have at least one social first. Stay safe everyone.

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous

First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend.

I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car

I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”

He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”

He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”

So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight

Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.

Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”

She says “No pull it out!”

ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM

WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan

And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"I think the new emoji could have been created for this thread.

Lots of good reasons to have at least one social first. Stay safe everyone."

I haven’t got that imoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeebus ^

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Jeebus ^"

Jebus that’s scary

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN


"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left

Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know.

Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x"

Having had many online dates before I got married, on the first physical meet I always told the lady first impressions if you dont like what you see im comfortable if you want to leave before committing to a drink. Never happened but id rather not waste anyone's time.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w


"Went for a social and about 1/4 way through the first drink just said “your not for me” and left

Seems a little rude but sometimes you just know.

Very rude! I've been on socials and from word go think oops not for me but I've sat out one drink and then when I've thought it reasonable amount of time left x"

Not enough time on this earth for that kinda stuff

Plus, I could tell we weren’t gonna get on. Why waste both our time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhhh my goodness

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford


"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous

First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend.

I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car

I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”

He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”

He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”

So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight

Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.

Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”

She says “No pull it out!”

ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM

WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan

And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing” "

....bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous

First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend.

I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car

I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”

He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”

He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”

So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight

Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.

Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”

She says “No pull it out!”

ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM

WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan

And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing” "

Ruuun!

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By *acktothefutureMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous

First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend.

I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car

I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”

He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”

He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”

So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight

Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.

Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”

She says “No pull it out!”

ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM

WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan

And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”

....bloody hell"

Yeah it was erm certainly a different weekend

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London


"So this was 2008 and I was 33 years old. Obviously prior to swinging I had always known looking at another mans wife in everyday life causes issues so I was nervous

First time I ever swung I was invited to eurekas in Kent by an older mf couple. So I was speaking Dave the husband, a 57 year old guy back and fourth on here for a week and he gave me their home address and the plan was to meet them at their home then all head to the club for a long bank holiday weekend.

I drove to their street and parked up 3 doors from theirs then had this mini nervous meltdown in my car

I phoned them and Dave answered and I said “look Dave I’m 3 doors from yours but I’m having first meeting nerves. He put his Mrs on the phone and she settled my nerves and slowly talked me into the front door…..I knocked and a guy about between 19 and 21 answered the door. I just went “I’m so sorry I’ve knocked at the wrong door!”

He turns round and says “No I’m Dave, you’re (my name)” So I said “hang on your profile says you’re 57?”

He said “No that’s my dad, you’re here for my mum!” “PLEASE GOD LET THE GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME NOW!”

So there I am, …….in the front room talking to the father and son, both of them knowing what I’m going to be doing with mum tonight

Also when we got to eureakas I was introduced to all their friends, one was a single lady who had arrived the night before. She invited me to her caravan because back in 2008 Eureakas was like Butlins in 1936. We’re laying on the bed and because I’m old fashioned she’s enjoying a couple of my fingers inside her.

Then I said to her “Ermmmm, there’s something slimey inside you I’ve got it between my fingers do you want me to pull it out or is it supposed to be there?”

She says “No pull it out!”

ITS A VERY CRUMPLED CONDOM

WTF I’ve lobbed it clean across the caravan

And without batting an eyelid she says “ohhh, I was wondering where that had gone. Last night a guy was fucking me in one of the fields and when he pulled out we couldn’t find the condom he had been wearing”

Ruuun!"

In hindsight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn’t much compared to some of these but one time I was at someone’s house and we were fucking on the bed, it was making a very loud squeaking and rattling noise… She said can we try and slow it down concerned about the noise, I was like it’s fine I’ll tighten it up after and then she said no it’s not that my son is in the room next door... I knew that he was only a couple of years younger than me it was an awkward weird feeling, I just quickly left after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my... This is a thread of nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple turned up on time looking nothing like their pics. Appeared they were d up. Suspicion confirmed when they got their out! Not our thing at all. Had a quick drink with them, said this ain't going to happen and please leave. They pretty much refused and proceeded to fuck each other on our sofa whilst me and Mrs talked in kitchen. Finally got them out after an hour or so but felt similar to being burgled! Only club meets and socials for us from that point on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey how are you all doing. I’d like to hear you horror story’s of your meets gone wrong haha

Why? "

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missing words from my post are the name of a brown fizzy drink that comes in a red can!

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Getting questioned by Police was a particular passion killer that stands out

Or getting stuck in snow, the guy who bolted the door behind me, the guy with fishtanks full of water but no fish in them, the guy who chased me through the woods, shouting & roaring at me, the guy who had a disabled daughter upstairs but 'it's OK cos she can't get downstairs on her own', the guy who cried and had a panic attack whilst I was sucking him off...

I used to laugh at these things

Now I just think what the fuck was I playing at "

OMG LOL

I shouldnt i know but this really made me laugh wow !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy for a social once and walking to bar he just collapsed! I had to call an ambulance, he was fine but was very scary and awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread!!!!!!

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By *abriellajackCouple
over a year ago

Newport


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

And we have a winner....Holy shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could list hundreds, in my younger days I was stupid

In another site was chatting to this man he was “ straight “ and wanted to try it with another bloke , we were chatting for weeks when he said he’s wife was away and could we meet up in the local wood , it was a Sunday afternoon, went there parked up and walked to the spot he told me to meet him , ended up in hospital, knocked out for two days , had a baseball bat hit over my head and a size 9 footprint on my back , was found by a dog Walker who called the police etc , couldn’t tell the police the truth as I wasn’t out out , it must of been him because he blocked me on the site ,

Another one a school teacher was chatting to him he invited me over for a cup of tea and a chat lived a few streets away , so I walk there goes in he locks the door , makes me a d*unk then starts acting all strange , telling me he wants to lick my tattoos etc , I told him it was just a drink nothing else , he starts trying to get on top of me in the chair licking me face etc I pushed him off and ran to the door but it was locked asked him to open it he kept saying let me luck your tattoos for five minutes then I will open the door , I lost the plot and said if he didn’t open the door I would throw something threw the window , he let me go ,what a strange man

Another Sunday afternoon and this young kid 21 asked me over to watch the football he’s folks were out , I walked there as it was only ten minutes away he opened the door gave me a hug ?and made a very strange noise , he came from hugging me , I left ,

I bet every gay man can tell stories like this , we are a strange bunch

"

JFC, you could have been killed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a meet years ago with the most gorgeous looking guy. Had a few socials before this play-date and really got on well. He had booked a cabin or the weekend. Once there, we shared a bottle of wine and he produced a blindfold. So there was i, face down with no sight. After a few mins of foreplay etc, things turned to him almost being forceful with the play and it became erratic and not quite right. Managed to unclip my hands from behind my back, remove the blondfold to be greeted by him trying to get his boxer dog to mount me!

Needless to say, I left most of my clothes and shoes there in the rush to get away. I've not had a meet off here since, prefer sticking to clubs these days

"

That must have been terrifying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I never had some of the horror stories above happen to me. Just the usual “pictures are being at least 10 years old” thing.

Though, I’m always so fucking polite (I really hate this about me) and stay for a drink…which is actually an improvement for me. I remember being in my early 20s and sleeping with guys I met, just not to let them down or anger them after a meet even though I really didn’t like them. Ugh

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I just wanted to do that.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Reading through this lot and thinking that I seem to have been lucky. Then hit by the sudden worry, gods, hope I've never been somebody elses nightmare and not even realised it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thankfully I never had some of the horror stories above happen to me. Just the usual “pictures are being at least 10 years old” thing.

Though, I’m always so fucking polite (I really hate this about me) and stay for a drink…which is actually an improvement for me. I remember being in my early 20s and sleeping with guys I met, just not to let them down or anger them after a meet even though I really didn’t like them. Ugh "

Oh you're not the only one I'm still being too damn polite in my 50s. It's really difficult to get past that barrier. And it can be a genuine fear of their anger.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Reading through this lot and thinking that I seem to have been lucky. Then hit by the sudden worry, gods, hope I've never been somebody elses nightmare and not even realised it! "

I did meet a 'gorgeous' Frenchman once. A slim sophisticated cigarette smoking man of mystery. Who was - in reality - a fat troubled soul in a chunky knit cardigan. The nordic pattern and huge brown buttons were the only bonus. I will never forget the smell his feet left on my sheets. I've never wanted to vomit so much in all my days. I offered him a lift home to get rid of him quickly and almost shat my french knickers as he held his head in his hands and - seriously - told me of how he has conversations with Jesus ..... I trust he didn't whisper to Jesus what he whispered to me ..... He was good to look at but not as expected from his pic, which must have been of him a decade earlier enjoying the cafe life. I prayed that 'Jesus' wouldn't tell him to kill the 'slut' as she drove him home.......

Meh .... I recall it fondly. Cept the sheet wash ..... stinky batard!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport


"Reading through this lot and thinking that I seem to have been lucky. Then hit by the sudden worry, gods, hope I've never been somebody elses nightmare and not even realised it!

I did meet a 'gorgeous' Frenchman once. A slim sophisticated cigarette smoking man of mystery. Who was - in reality - a fat troubled soul in a chunky knit cardigan. The nordic pattern and huge brown buttons were the only bonus. I will never forget the smell his feet left on my sheets. I've never wanted to vomit so much in all my days. I offered him a lift home to get rid of him quickly and almost shat my french knickers as he held his head in his hands and - seriously - told me of how he has conversations with Jesus ..... I trust he didn't whisper to Jesus what he whispered to me ..... He was good to look at but not as expected from his pic, which must have been of him a decade earlier enjoying the cafe life. I prayed that 'Jesus' wouldn't tell him to kill the 'slut' as she drove him home.......

Meh .... I recall it fondly. Cept the sheet wash ..... stinky batard!"

Hoping that nobody will think, being as her reply was to my post, that I was Granny's mysterious french person I deny that I have ever owned a cardigan with big brown buttons, and I certainly wash my feet at least once a month!

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By *scarpatMan
over a year ago

sexy town

Pulling down a woman's knickers and the overwhelming stench of stale piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up with a cpl we knew from our club but they wanted to host at their home so yep..an awesome Saturday night of fun between us 4 led to us staying the night and continuing where we left off on the Sunday morning ..to put it in simple terms..the wifes were wearing strapons and the guys were all dolled up in cd gear when her husbamd heard a car coming up the drive which turned out to be her parents coming for a Sunday morning catchup and her dad wanting to cut the lawn for them.. He shouted Omg its your parents. hide hide to us.. we all raced about like nuts..he took me to a garage at back and we hid behind some old doors still in our kinky lingerie..my wife was pushed in the womans clothes shelf still wearing her strapon and this poor wife had to face her parents for more than an hour and act normal..suffice to say we laugh about it now and they came to ours after but that Sunday morning we all nearly got heart attacks..We will all NEVER forget the shock...

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By *antzMan
over a year ago

alton

got a few from back in the day! went to meet a lady who turned out to be a completely different colour and about 5 dress sizes bigger than her pics she sent, told her at the door she wasn't what i was expecting, she lost the plot! screaming at me as i was getting back in the motor for being a time waster!

speaking to a lady in the cam rooms one evening seemed to hit it off she invited me round, 1hr 20min drive later i was at her door, when she opened it and smell of un washed pussy hit me like a sledge hammer, nearly through my costa back up! made my excuses and drove home! on her profile in capital letters was "impeccable hygiene is important to me"!!

went to meet a couple that seemed great on profile, sat down in the front room with them and could just feel the dodgy vibe in the air, spoke for a bit and could tell she wasn't really up for it, the bloke told me she will be bang up for it after I've given her a few more drinks!! which he went to the kitchen to get, i took the opportunity to ask if she was ok and said it wasn't really her thing it was just keeping her bloke happy, so told her I'd make an excuse and go, when her fella got back i stayed for another drink so wouldn't look to bad for her made my phone beep a couple of time's and blagged that my daughter had broken down and had to leave, bloke was not happy but got a smile and thank you from the lady under her breath as i looked back before leaving, couple of months later i got a message from her thanking me for that day and said she'd left him, it was an abusive relationship and glad to be out of it, even met up a couple of times but swinging wasn't her thing, still fb friends now and she's married and living her best life!

a funny one looking back but awkward at the time was playing with a couple his wife and i were 69 ing in the front room all was fine when her blow job game seemed to go up a couple of levels it was great i was eagerly eating away when i felt like stuble hitting my balls, looked up an it was the husband sucking me off!! i just went all soft and atmosphere got a bit weird, still this day it was on the best blowjobs I've ever had! if he'd clean shaved probably to this day i wouldn't of been any the wiser. fab is a funny old place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up at a couples house one evening and mr was there told me mrs won’t be long waited general chit chat an hour or later suggested we both wank in her worn knickers he was on his own I found out in the end I don’t mind wanking in knickers at all but not with him. Just the usual blah people use on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some fantastic reading!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my old profile I had been chatting to a SINGLE female on here for a week or so. She was quite pretty and I wanted to meet her.Cuttting a long story short we liked each other so arranged to meet at my house.

I got her favourite drink.

I got myself looking stunning as usual

I got over my nerves .

Anyway she turned up in the passenger side of a little red pick up van with a guy that kissed her as she got out?

He drove away, I opened the front door and she nearly fell in, She was so d*unk and stunk of strong wine, She walked straight in and then fell over my table and just lay on the floor laughing.

I started laughing and asked her the obvious question(are you d*unk) she said NO! And started laughing again.

She then asked where my bathroom was and ran off to the toilet and I could here her being sick.

She came back into the room sat next to me and said ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I WE ONLY HAVE A HOUR.

I said no sorry your too d*unk and you have just been sick. She then tried to hug me and kiss me so I moved away as I'm not into sick breath chunky kisses.

She then stormed off again into the toilet and I could hear her on the phone really loudly saying-Hes not going to do anything can you come back and pick me up now i love you.

She then sat in there for about 5 min so I asked if she was ok and she told me to go away.

Then the guy pulled up outside and her phone rang. She stormed out the bathroom and shouted that I was a fucking time waiting virgin. SoI started laughing and she got more angry and shouted fuck off then stormed out slamming my front door behind her.

I couldn't believe what had just happened, I sat just here laughing. I was slightly gutted she was d*unk and lied about being single and we didn't have fun but still I gained a experience that I still laugh about now. 

So not technically a bad meet but a very bizarre one 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to meet a couple who it turns out....looked nothing like their pics (I was new to it all at the time)

I'm their and they pour me a vodka and ...in my head I'm making plans to leave after the drink.

2/3 of the way through my drink they make a quip about spiking me..was strange to say the least!

Not long after I became ill, I was violently sick for hours...and I mean hours.

Did you manage to get away?

Not before violently being sick!"

Hope you were sick on their floor! Glad you got away without being asleep (can't type the unc- word)

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

There was a couple whom I'd played with before and who had pictures of the wife and me on their profile. They contacted me to arrange a meet and I was surprised when another guy turns up. OK, I thought I'd go with the flow.

Turned out, he'd stolen some of their pics from another site and was passing them off as his own and had actually contacted them with the pics of me and the wife together to arrange a meet! He was out of there sharpish when it was revealed and to rub salt in, hubby phoned him later when I was fucking his wife and held the phone up so he could hear and told him that was the closest he was getting to fucking her!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"A guy said his was single and could accommodate

Went to his. As soon as I was in the door I thought he don’t live hear alone maybe house share of something.

Then he says. Can we be quick. The wife will be home soon. I left …..

"

Online dating site, met this really hot woman, we decide to go out for a coffee.

Am sitting in Costa's with her and she suddenly goes "Oh shit! That's my husband over there!"

Never saw her again.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I recall one of my meets, not long after I'd joined fab, that had a long lasting effect on me. I'd met this chap for a social and we got on really well. The following week I went to his house and he assured me there was nobody else in. However it was a shared house, so we didn't have much time before the other lads came back.

Initially I was worried it was a set up, but his room door was locked and so we got undressed and jumped into bed. I'd placed a towel underneath us.

He started asking if I'd ever had a threesone, whilst playing with my clit and fingering me. I started squirting and was really turned on, but the guy leapt back 6 foot and yelled at me angrily, saying I'd spoilt things and should have warned him that I was going to do that! Explaining that it didn't often happen and he had caused it, didn't go down well. I got dressed and was ushered out the door with him muttering disgusting comments.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I recall one of my meets, not long after I'd joined fab, that had a long lasting effect on me. I'd met this chap for a social and we got on really well. The following week I went to his house and he assured me there was nobody else in. However it was a shared house, so we didn't have much time before the other lads came back.

Initially I was worried it was a set up, but his room door was locked and so we got undressed and jumped into bed. I'd placed a towel underneath us.

He started asking if I'd ever had a threesone, whilst playing with my clit and fingering me. I started squirting and was really turned on, but the guy leapt back 6 foot and yelled at me angrily, saying I'd spoilt things and should have warned him that I was going to do that! Explaining that it didn't often happen and he had caused it, didn't go down well. I got dressed and was ushered out the door with him muttering disgusting comments.

"

Squirting can be a bit disconcerting the first time

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I recall one of my meets, not long after I'd joined fab, that had a long lasting effect on me. I'd met this chap for a social and we got on really well. The following week I went to his house and he assured me there was nobody else in. However it was a shared house, so we didn't have much time before the other lads came back.

Initially I was worried it was a set up, but his room door was locked and so we got undressed and jumped into bed. I'd placed a towel underneath us.

He started asking if I'd ever had a threesone, whilst playing with my clit and fingering me. I started squirting and was really turned on, but the guy leapt back 6 foot and yelled at me angrily, saying I'd spoilt things and should have warned him that I was going to do that! Explaining that it didn't often happen and he had caused it, didn't go down well. I got dressed and was ushered out the door with him muttering disgusting comments.

"

Ohh my goodness! X

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

south west


"I don’t have much horror story’s

So to speak

Guy agree to meet came hear started to get down to it sucked him hard when I asked dose he have a condom he sed ooo it’s in the car even though we agree to it before hand went out to get it never came back

Back in my younger years split with a ex and back stay at patients house couldn’t accommodate

Agreed to do a car meet with a guy

He picked me up we went somewhere quite got down to it splated his load on my face asked if he had something that I could wipe up with he sed it’s in the car under the drivers seat I go get it hoped in the drivers seat started the car and drove off left me with a mile or so walk home had to use my socks to wipe up and throw them in a bush and walked home with no socks on "

I know its cruel to laugh at your misfortune but that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t a meet from here, more of a date.

Met a guy for coffee and he straight away started slagging off his ex for not letting him see his daughters. Then a group of young girls (15-16 year old at the most) came into the cafe. He started leering at them and making crude remarks about what they were wearing. I stood up, told him I understood why his ex didn’t want him to see his daughters and left!

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By *n080971Man
over a year ago

Newbury

When you meet a couple where the guy wants an BI MMF with his wife and it turns out it’s their first time and the guy realises he doesn’t actually like watching someone else play with his wife who appears to be enjoying it a little too much. And for the record I gave him just as much attention as I did his wife. After leaving politely but swiftly I could still hear them shouting as I reached the bottom of the drive and got in the car.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"It wasn’t a meet from here, more of a date.

Met a guy for coffee and he straight away started slagging off his ex for not letting him see his daughters. Then a group of young girls (15-16 year old at the most) came into the cafe. He started leering at them and making crude remarks about what they were wearing. I stood up, told him I understood why his ex didn’t want him to see his daughters and left! "

I don't blame you, he sounds a right creep!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"When you meet a couple where the guy wants an BI MMF with his wife and it turns out it’s their first time and the guy realises he doesn’t actually like watching someone else play with his wife who appears to be enjoying it a little too much. And for the record I gave him just as much attention as I did his wife. After leaving politely but swiftly I could still hear them shouting as I reached the bottom of the drive and got in the car."

I've had the one who wants the bi MMF, but wants to meet without his wife. Because all he really wants is a blowjob.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Met up with a cpl we knew from our club but they wanted to host at their home so yep..an awesome Saturday night of fun between us 4 led to us staying the night and continuing where we left off on the Sunday morning ..to put it in simple terms..the wifes were wearing strapons and the guys were all dolled up in cd gear when her husbamd heard a car coming up the drive which turned out to be her parents coming for a Sunday morning catchup and her dad wanting to cut the lawn for them.. He shouted Omg its your parents. hide hide to us.. we all raced about like nuts..he took me to a garage at back and we hid behind some old doors still in our kinky lingerie..my wife was pushed in the womans clothes shelf still wearing her strapon and this poor wife had to face her parents for more than an hour and act normal..suffice to say we laugh about it now and they came to ours after but that Sunday morning we all nearly got heart attacks..We will all NEVER forget the shock..."

Not quite as comical as your story, but I did once have to hide in a wardbrobe when an ex-girlfriend's dad surprisingly turned up from work early one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another strange one , went on a date to the cinema with someone I was chatting too on another site , got on really well , he invited me to HES home , we got a takeaway watched the telly , abd I ended up stopping the night , was woken up in the morning by hes mum and dad sat on hes bed chatting to him , like it was the norm , we were both bollock naked , he then got up out of bed and walked to open the curtains still naked with morning wood , with them sat in hes bed , I couldn’t wait to get out of the place , strange family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another , met this bloke from Birmingham city centre stunning , muscular etc met him in a well known wood went for a walk , we kissed no one was around the sun was hot and we were both horny, I dropped to my knees and pulled hes shorts down , he was wearing white ck briefs , massive bulge, today was my lucky day , pulled hes briefs down , and bang the biggest shit stain in hes pants , instant turn off , I got up ran to my car and went home , all I could see was shit

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