FabSwingers.com forum: Bake Off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's back! Another series of watching people bake, wishing Prue was your Nan, wondering who Paul will try and fuck and everyone on here arguing about Matt Lucas.

But who is going to win? Your contestants this year are: Crystelle, Lizzie, Freya, George, Chigs, Giuseppe, Amanda, Tom, Jairzeno, Rochica, Jürgen and Maggie.

Now I'm sure Chigs will be looking to bounce back after being cruelly dumped so early from Love Island while Jairzeno will be looking to add Star Baker to his 1970 World Cup success.

Rochica will bring some heavy metal to proceedings but Jürgen can't possibly win because he's German and works in IT.

But who is your favourite? Will Hollywood dish out a handshake in the first episode? Can we get through this thread without a Matt Lucas argument?

It's Bake Off - and it's live!*

*well it's not live - it's been taped months in advance.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Let them eat cake.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awful programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to watch it for the first time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually, maybe Hollywood won't be able to handshake this year because of the Covids and all that.

He better not do an elbow bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely they will do a cake face not an elbow bump?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is this fresh hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Paul fancies Crystelle.

Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Hang on, where is Emily36C? This would be right up there with the cake at 11 obsession.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Seems to be more larking around, different voice over and not so much baking going on…

I want to see baking and cakes and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jürgen has got more than a little bit of Herr Lipp about him.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Well that opening did not do it for me.

But on with the baking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that opening did not do it for me.

But on with the baking.

It was shit. But he did look a little bit like Billy Ray Cyrus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching on delay, what on Earth was that intro?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Paul fancies Crystelle.

Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried. "

Not Hellish enough to keep you from watching it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paul fancies Crystelle.

Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried.

Not Hellish enough to keep you from watching it

The baking bit is good. The comedy is a little underdone.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Watching a bit behind thought Giuseppe was going to get a hand shake there.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I've soiled myself twice with the excitement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've soiled myself twice with the excitement"

Soggy bottom?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why in God's name did they think that intro was a good idea

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Paul fancies Crystelle.

Giuseppe couldn't be more of an Italian stereotype if he tried.

Not Hellish enough to keep you from watching it

The baking bit is good. The comedy is a little underdone. "

I like watching people cook and bake. I've just bought a stand mixer to make my cakes with

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"I've soiled myself twice with the excitement

Soggy bottom? "

Anyone for chocolate roulade? I made it myself

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I absolutely can not stand Noel Fielding

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just watched Maggie play tennis at 60 years old.

Now I'm sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just watched Maggie play tennis at 60 years old.

Now I'm sad

She's 40 love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough marzipan.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just watched Maggie play tennis at 60 years old.

Now I'm sad

She's 40 love. "

I tried to find that funny, I really did.

(Ok, it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just watched Maggie play tennis at 60 years old.

Now I'm sad

She's 40 love.

I tried to find that funny, I really did.

(Ok, it was funny

That's almost like a Hollywood handshake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rochica will bring some heavy metal to proceedings but Jürgen can't possibly win because he's German and works in IT."

You can never write off the Germans.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Jurgen'er love his cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow they do a lot of bakes

The shark cake looked tremendous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow they do a lot of bakes

The shark cake looked tremendous! "

Shame the wave came crashing down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow they do a lot of bakes

The shark cake looked tremendous!

Shame the wave came crashing down! "

A tsunami

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sad no one was home to hear Jörgen announce he was star baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt and Noel

I love them both and the way they bounce off each other so much.

My faveeeee is definitely Jurgen!! I'm a bit sad Tom went though!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day. "

I’ve met Hollywood - he’s an absolute arse of the first class kind! I wouldn’t waste my time again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just marking this thread until I've had a chance to catch up with the first episode. I'm a little bit excited.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.

I’ve met Hollywood - he’s an absolute arse of the first class kind! I wouldn’t waste my time again"

Did he turn your offer of "cake" down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbish band playing idea, nearly turned out off

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Shite I forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shite I forgot

Catch up??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Shite I forgot

Catch up?? "

I will

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I haven't read this thread so apologies beforehand if i'm covering old ground......

The Hollywood Handshake .......... is ........TOO CREEPY to watch.

My stomach flips......

Mind you bake off is only ever on by accident ....same as with anything with Joe Lycett in.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day. "

I'd have thought you had better taste.....

He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.

I'd have thought you had better taste.....

He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git."

Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.

I'd have thought you had better taste.....

He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git.

Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles? "

I did not ! I use the automated car wash in any case. I'll ask them for a handjob next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why there were no bakers from Scotland, Wales or NI and most of them were from London and the south east.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wonder why there were no bakers from Scotland, Wales or NI and most of them were from London and the south east."

cos no one wants Ecclefechan tarts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so excited!

Hollywood can genoise my sponge any day.

I'd have thought you had better taste.....

He's a boy in a dad bod. Self loving plastic Scouse git.

Did you know that Hollywood Handshake is a euphemism for handjob in certain circles?

I did not ! I use the automated car wash in any case. I'll ask them for a handjob next time "

Make sure they really soap it up this time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can hear Barry White in the background

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I enjoyed the first episode, apart from Hollywood calling Margaret Prue and vice versa. Ageist nonsense.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wonder why there were no bakers from Scotland, Wales or NI and most of them were from London and the south east."

I wonder if the travel restrictions affected their selection this year? It was filmed in May and June when there restrictions were in place in different nations. That and living in the Bake Off bubble might have been a factor for applications too.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

An interesting point. I hadn't noticed they are all from England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so happy it's back. Even with the mini rolls that looked like shite.

Loving Guiseppe and George. Can't abide Maggie and if the Maggie/Prue skit goes on much longer I shall be firing off a harshly worded email to Channel 4!

(I won't really. Who could be arsed?)

Lastly, who on earth was the first person to drain their chickpeas and think...*ding* bet that water will make fecking amazing meringues!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No idea but it works....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No Bake Off comments this week?

They're going to have to have a week where Jurgen isn't the best at everything.

Jairzeno was too laid back for his own good.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Sort out your eyebrows Jurgen

I wish Mel and Sue were back I don’t mind Noel but I don’t think Matt brings anything to the programme.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BREAD WEEK.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

My favourite week. Let me change my profile pic for the duration.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite week. Let me change my profile pic for the duration. "

Nice baps

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"My favourite week. Let me change my profile pic for the duration.

Nice baps"

Thanks

I couldn’t find a focaccia

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?"

As long as she doesn't eat the horse then I think it will be OK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My favourite week. Let me change my profile pic for the duration.

Nice baps

Thanks

I couldn’t find a focaccia "

It's the yeast you could do

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

This week's episode kneads a thread like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this"

I'm not going to rise to that.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I want proof(ing) of that

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that. "

Some things are best leavened alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We interrupt these bread puns for the following baking news:

HANDSHAKE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that.

Some things are best leavened alone "

You're on a roll

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that.

Some things are best leavened alone

You're on a roll"

I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that.

Some things are best leavened alone

You're on a roll

I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week"

It'll be toast for the person in last place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that.

Some things are best leavened alone

You're on a roll

I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week

It'll be toast for the person in last place"

They'll need a slice of luck.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"This week's episode kneads a thread like this

I'm not going to rise to that.

Some things are best leavened alone

You're on a roll

I wonder who will baguette the top spot this week

It'll be toast for the person in last place

They'll need a slice of luck. "

You butter beleaven it!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sorry to change direction but who is fancying a breadstick right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to change direction but who is fancying a breadstick right now? "

Not a raw one.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Sorry to change direction but who is fancying a breadstick right now?

Not a raw one. "

I thought that there were plenty of people around here who prefer things raw.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Can I have some of the happy tea please

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They don’t look like any breadsticks that I’ve ever seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like bake off !

Off to watch !

Fred Gordon Gino !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t like bake off !

Off to watch !

Fred Gordon Gino !

Thanks for your input !

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Don’t like bake off !

Off to watch !

Fred Gordon Gino !

Aww how can you not love Prue! She’s the best!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Don’t like bake off !

Off to watch !

Fred Gordon Gino !

Aww how can you not love Prue! She’s the best!"

We love Prue, our 9 year old can’t wait to watch her garden program tomorrow evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Giuseppe has walked it this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t like bake off !

Off to watch !

Fred Gordon Gino !

Aww how can you not love Prue! She’s the best!"

Do love pru !

Fred Gordon Gino make me laugh ! Like me friends when get together few drinks and I’m anybody’s lol lemonchino ! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care, I watcheda rerunof my family and then our Yorkshire farm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't care, I watcheda rerunof my family and then our Yorkshire farm"

How's your family and the farm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't care, I watcheda rerunof my family and then our Yorkshire farm

How's your family and the farm? "

Ha ha, well done Estragon, I left myself wide open for that

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Love bake off but I just can't stand Noel Fielding

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?"

She may not be an ethical vegan or even vegan. There are many non meat eaters who use the word vegan without knowing it's implications.

I just like the way she says ... Cappucinoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm glad Jurgen isn't perfect at everything. I like him even more now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?

She may not be an ethical vegan or even vegan. There are many non meat eaters who use the word vegan without knowing it's implications.

I just like the way she says ... Cappucinoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww"

She uses faff a lot, and shebang in week 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is ethical for the vegan contestant to enjoy participating in equestrian dressage ?"

Give her a break.. Shes only a teenager and not been a vegan for long .. She's doing her best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

So many raw sticky toffee puddings!

I am now craving meringue with a side of sticky toffee.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week. "

Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.

Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart. "

Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.

Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.

Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is. "

King of Bake off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.

Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.

Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is.

King of Bake off "

The Fuhrer.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jurgen back to reclaim star baker this week.

Rightfully deserved. I’d give that man a kidney, he already has my heart.

Bread wasn't his thing - but everything else is.

King of Bake off

The Fuhrer. "

Oh. Oh no.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What happens to all the chickpeas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens to all the chickpeas?"

Chigs peas?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs "

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser. "

I think he might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope Freya goes this week... her voice is like a creaky floorboard. Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.

I think he might "

Mr Chigstuff

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.

I think he might "

He's just quietly come to the fore.

I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.

I think he might

He's just quietly come to the fore.

I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.

Note to self: don't read the forums whilst watching Bake Off on +1

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want a Black Forest gateaux. Iceland £1 jobby, I’m no Chigs

Chigs could steal this off your beloved Kaiser.

I think he might

He's just quietly come to the fore.

I'm glad Maggie has gone. She's been given a lot of chances.

Note to self: don't read the forums whilst watching Bake Off on +1

You should know this by now!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Is everyone sitting comfortably?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Whoop!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I think Jurgen may have the advantage this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one hot, like Laura last year

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"No one hot, like Laura last year "

Giuseppe could knead my focaccias,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one hot, like Laura last year

Giuseppe could knead my focaccias,"

Or maybe ice your buns?

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think Jurgen may have the advantage this week. "

We were just saying the same thing

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I think Jurgen may have the advantage this week.

We were just saying the same thing"

If he doesn’t get star baker this week I am pretty sure Angela Merkel will be on the phone.

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I think Jurgen may have the advantage this week.

We were just saying the same thing

If he doesn’t get star baker this week I am pretty sure Angela Merkel will be on the phone. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yet again, the Italian is going to scupper the German's chance of winning.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

And the first handshake goes to…

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Trying to work out if this is unfair to Jurgen or the other competitors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yet again, the Italian is going to scupper the German's chance of winning. "

It's 1943 all over again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guiseppe for star baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freya or George to go home

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Awwwww sad to see Freya leave, we’ll done Giuseppe.

Jurgen, is currently on his way to the German embassy for emergency talks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was drooling over some of those biscuits. Glad George didn't go.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Jurgen, is currently on his way to the German embassy for emergency talks. "

he looked so nonplussed bless him

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

And it’s Pastry week, we have a glass of Chablis in hand and waiting with baited breath as to how these chouxnuts turn out.

What are your predictions? Who is going home? Who is going to shine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's now referring to himself as 'The Jurgenator'.

Immediate disqualification.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"He's now referring to himself as 'The Jurgenator'.

Immediate disqualification. "

Back to the embassy for talks I think.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They seem to be having a bit of a mare with these pies!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"They seem to be having a bit of a mare with these pies!

They are a nightmare even without the time constraints and pressure of the tent.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"He's now referring to himself as 'The Jurgenator'.

Immediate disqualification. "

He'll be back though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh good fucking Lord

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh good fucking Lord

Which bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh good fucking Lord

Which bit? "

The Incredible Bulk

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh good fucking Lord

Which bit? "

I'd give Star Lord a good fucking. All bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh good fucking Lord

Which bit?

The Incredible Bulk"

Your original exclamation often crosses my lips when he pulls one of his faces.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind "

I see blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue."

I see blue too.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Jurgen!

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue.

I see blue too."

You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww sad to see Freya leave, we’ll done Giuseppe.

Jurgen, is currently on his way to the German embassy for emergency talks. "

Freyas gone? Result ill watch from three weeks ago and catch back up

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue.

I see blue too.

You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another? "

You big tease. That was you in that dress wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue.

I see blue too.

You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another?

You big tease. That was you in that dress wasn't it?

I wear it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue.

I see blue too.

You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another? "

I thought that dress was our little secret?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that shirt white or blue estra?

It’s fucking with my mind

I see blue.

I see blue too.

You remember that dress where one person saw one colour and one saw another?

I thought that dress was our little secret?"

It went viral after your phone got stolen

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chigs really deserved that. And, he looks great in his glasses.

I'm glad Lizzie ended with a fantastic showstopper.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Chigs really deserved that. And, he looks great in his glasses.

Yes he does! I feel bad objectifying someone on a baking show but those glasses and him....

I'm glad he got Star Baker, he deserved it (looks aside).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chigs really deserved that. And, he looks great in his glasses.

Yes he does! I feel bad objectifying someone on a baking show but those glasses and him....

I'm glad he got Star Baker, he deserved it (looks aside)."

I am suitable ashamed for my objectification of Chigs. I usually focus on the cakes. Him and his cake tipped me over the edge.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It’s patisserie week, and the semi final. We are settling in with some macarons and Pinot Gris to hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm wearing a pair of Chigs' glasses and a Giuseppe moustache.

It's true. I make more of a bella figura.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm wearing a pair of Chigs' glasses and a Giuseppe moustache.

It's true. I make more of a bella figura. "

I think that should be your profile pic

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Poor Jurgen, he’s off for talks at the embassy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Jurgen, he’s off for talks at the embassy. "

This could cause an international incident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a joke

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Poor Jurgen, he’s off for talks at the embassy.

This could cause an international incident. "

His slumped body language as they waited to find out who was going.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought

It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Chigs! Do it for the beginners!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought

It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January? "

Is that who the OP was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought

It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January? "

I think he misses his comedy partner…

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought

It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January?

Is that who the OP was?"

Yes, hopefully he’ll be back soon.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"It seems that Estragon took Jurgen's departure harder than I thought

It’s the final, what am I going to watch between now and the pottery throw down returning in January?

I think he misses his comedy partner…

I didn’t realise he was part of a double act

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

After some absolutely disastrous Belgian buns and less than perfect carrot cake it all rests on the showstopper.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Deserved winner

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

CHIGS WAS ROBBED! I joke, a deserving winner. Arguably the best every week. Great finale

Mr x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.

Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.

Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.

I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.

I always want cake after Bake Off.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.

Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.

Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.

I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.

I always want cake after Bake Off.

I've got ingredients to make a cake but my back is too painful to stand up to do it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Did a Panna Cotta win Bake Off? He's been consistent, so a worth winner.

Chrystelle got better as her confidence grew.

Chigs had the biggest journey arc and became our family favourite.

I really liked Lizzie and Freya becoming friends and going on a road trip.

I always want cake after Bake Off.

I've got ingredients to make a cake but my back is too painful to stand up to do it

I hope you're ok... and that someone will deliver cake to you.

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