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What’s the best/worst pick up line you’ve ever heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any Italian in you.

When I said no, he said would you like some

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic "

Thats funny. Did you go for a picnic? Lol

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Best one I’ve seen was from my best mate;

Walked up to a girl once and smashed an ice cube on the table, “I’m breaking the ice” was his opening line.

They’re still together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic "

So he wants you to bite it?

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish


"Do you have any Italian in you.

When I said no, he said would you like some "

This Works for Irish too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic

So he wants you to bite it?"

Suck on the bone

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, can i stick my biscuit in your tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s quite cold today!….can I use your thighs as earmuffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic

Thats funny. Did you go for a picnic? Lol "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The worst was if covid doesn’t take you out can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst was if covid doesn’t take you out can I "

That’s almost like a threat rather than a chat up line

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I used to work in a genetics lab so my totally unsuccessful line when asked what I do was 'i take people's genes down to see what sex they are'. Tbh my chat up lines really haven't improved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic

So he wants you to bite it?

Suck on the bone "

Yeah but you have to bite it off first.

Would have been better if it was a lolly. Then you could lick the lolly and end up with wood in your mouth.

Sorry.

I’m a stippler for details

Apologies I’m a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was what’s the difference between a cock and a chicken drumstick

I have no idea I said

He replied do you wanna go for a picnic

So he wants you to bite it?

Suck on the bone

Yeah but you have to bite it off first.

Would have been better if it was a lolly. Then you could lick the lolly and end up with wood in your mouth.

Sorry.

I’m a stippler for details

Apologies I’m a "

-Apologies I’m a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The funniest (if it's best or worst I'll leave it to you ) I heard was:

If I am jealous of anything, is of your heart.

Why?

Because it's pumping inside of you and I'm not.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

My mate fancied a woman in town, heard she was a prison officer, so asked her if she was a good screw. He found out that night, and married her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used this a few times and its corny but it worked:

Chatting up and asked her had she been on holidays this year; [Confirm she has and gives cursory details]

I ask 'So what about the whether?'

She starts to say sunny, etc.

I interrupt and say 'No, no, the other whether'

She looks confused 'Huh?'

I look at her and answer 'Whether I'm going to get to kiss you or not'

If there's a laugh or smile, ends in a kiss, if not, time to go...!

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By *alk on the wild sideCouple
over a year ago

manchester

A friend of mine who was called Richard used to go up to the girls and say “ my names dick, do you like it? “ worked a treat….

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

“Nice legs….what time do the open?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can't say as its used on here.. Will send some huffing and puffing. Its just really infantile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any Italian in you.

When I said no, he said would you like some "

Cheeeeeky!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I don’t usually am a fan of funny pick up lines, I prefer something more direct but one of the most recent ones was worth mentioning was

After a short lull moment of us looking at each other , tension going…

Me: “so, tell me.. what’s going on in your head?”

He: “I’m just looking at you and all I’m thinking about is wanting to kiss you”

Right in there, but it was kinda romantic too x

How could I even say no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy desperately trying to get a woman to put her number in his phone….

The girl “I’ve tried being polite and declining and you haven’t listened so please just fuck off”

The d*unk guy “come on let’s not turn this r4pe into a murder”….. every bloke in the bar stepped back and she laughed her arse off and gave him her number!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have any Italian in you.

When I said no, he said would you like some

Cheeeeeky!!! "

It worked too Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I don’t usually am a fan of funny pick up lines, I prefer something more direct but one of the most recent ones was worth mentioning was

After a short lull moment of us looking at each other , tension going…

Me: “so, tell me.. what’s going on in your head?”

He: “I’m just looking at you and all I’m thinking about is wanting to kiss you”

Right in there, but it was kinda romantic too x

How could I even say no? "

Awww I like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one I’ve seen was from my best mate;

Walked up to a girl once and smashed an ice cube on the table, “I’m breaking the ice” was his opening line.

They’re still together "

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between me and the UK, the UK pulls out ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight

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