FabSwingers.com forum: Moan moan moan

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am proud of my handy work and have no intention of shortening it.

In fact, I continue to add to it from time to time!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

"
IRONY?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

can i have a moan about all the people who moan about all the other moaners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

"
I have an ironing fetish you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

I have an ironing fetish you know

"
can i marry you? or at least meet you n bring all of my trousers? xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Ooooops sowwi!

I just cant be arsed to change my p

e, but f I got 100's and 1000's of messages per day if I was meeting, (besides from eating them) and got so annoyed/stressed/(fill in blank here) I'd just delete them.

It's not dfficult to click n delete is it???

Maybe I am so fortunate n fugly I dont get millions of messages a day, or maybe. Am just upfront???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

I have an ironing fetish you know

can i marry you? or at least meet you n bring all of my trousers? xx"
Are the long trousers or short trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like people who make me moan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a profile text that's more than 20 words but only just enough to cover the basic need to no stuff

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I like my long profile and still add to it. Just gives all the right info so I'm not repeating myself all the time. I enjoy reading a long profile too, I get a sense of peoples personality in the longer ones.

Wont shorten mine for anybody. If nobody wants to read it, they'll move on. I'm happy knowing that I am lucky to have found some genuine single guys, who have now become regular play mates. Its couples and women that seem to have more of an issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just moan about the people who don't read profiles and send lovely messages, such a waste of my time reading them and getting all hot and bothered too

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

Ironic thread right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I repeat myself sometimes because I forget I already said it once.

Sometimes I repeat myself. I forget what I said before.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Moan whinge gripe grumble mutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks mine is just the right length - one line

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I hate people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning about people moaning.

OMG I hate myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite enjoy ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a moan this morning, and boy wad it good.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have more than 20 words but they are all little so I guess that's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more than 20 words but they are all little so I guess that's ok"

Lies. I spotted at least one 10 letter word and words of more than one syllable.

Give us a donut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

I have an ironing fetish you know

If ever you are desperate to indulge this fetish give me a call

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have more than 20 words but they are all little so I guess that's ok

Lies. I spotted at least one 10 letter word and words of more than one syllable.

Give us a donut."

You did? Hey I'm getting cleverer. What flavour ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oooooooh, ooooohhhhh,ohhhhhhh.

Is that what you were after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gues if thier profiles work for them .... personally I give up reading when it gets 'novel-worthy' ... like having a one sided conversation!

Other's may like settling in for a chapter of War and Peace!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more than 20 words but they are all little so I guess that's ok

Lies. I spotted at least one 10 letter word and words of more than one syllable.

Give us a donut.

You did? Hey I'm getting cleverer. What flavour ?"

Custard please kind sir.

I updated my profile as single blokes were having problems reading it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

Because we can. If you don't like it, don't read it and skip straight to the pictures.

But then people moan if you do that too because you didnt read the profile.

Some of the people, all of the time.....etc.etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under 20 words and women complain that no thought and effort has gone into it.

Over 20 words and it's too long.

Never happy....

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

I have an ironing fetish you know

"
do you iron socks? if so can you find me some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

Femme you'll cut yourself one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do some people moan about other people??

Moan moan moan

Moaaaaaan

Right where was I....

Oh yeah. Just a quick rant about people that have reaaaaally long profiles. WHY do they do it?? WHY??!

Just a few simple lines are quick and easy to read.

Anything above about 20 words and it just gets ridiculous.

Keep it simple!!

IRONY?

I hate Ironing

I have an ironing fetish you know

I Have lots of ironing, ile feed you Corona

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

I just perv the pics.....whoops, sorry, did I say that out loud?

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