FabSwingers.com forum: Your quote of the day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What’s been a worthy thing you said today to somebody or even to yourself, that is worth to be framed as a quote of the day?

Mine are

“I’m going insane here” - Kylie

This has been said a lot so it’s a worthy quote of the week tbf

And

“Doctor, I need you to pump me full of estrogen” - Kylie

It makes me laugh out loud somehow, rethinking about this

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Tomorrow is another day

I say it quite a lot I probably should have it framed somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who matter , won't mind, and those who mind, won't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time”

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who matter , won't mind, and those who mind, won't matter. "

Love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often tell myself when dealing with know it all people in work " there's no substitute for experience " often after one of the aforementioned have messed something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you want, and say what you feel, because those who matter , won't mind, and those who mind, won't matter.

Love that

Thought you might, my friend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx"

“Mine is if it sounds too good it probably is”

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The only people who don’t make mistakes are those that do fuck all…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll do it tomorrow “

I might use it tomorrow too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx"

Love this outlook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Be alright mate, can’t see it from my house!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make the rest of your life the best of your life, because tomorrow is not guaranteed.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Mine is.....Fuck it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx"

'Your mistakes don't define you. They tell you who you're not.'

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Mine is “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time”"

I feel this so much at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as your breathing ng you can try again

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Don’t make someone a priority when they only treat you as an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time”

I feel this so much at the moment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx

“Mine is if it sounds too good it probably is”"

Especially when about to be scammed!! Xxx

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Selfish people don’t care about you unless you are doing something for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx

Love this outlook "

Me too I justify my mistakes hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake. Bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever look forward. You can't change what's happened behind you !!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Only ever look forward. You can't change what's happened behind you !!"

You can if you slam the door in their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only ever look forward. You can't change what's happened behind you !!

You can if you slam the door in their face

Very true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mistakes are proof that your trying”

I say this to myself all the time xx

Love this outlook

Me too I justify my mistakes hehe x"

You grow like a flower

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By *hilledout_coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

It is what it is

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

If in doubt, flat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£500 to fix the boiler

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Everything you're searching for is within you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If in doubt, flat out "

If in doubt, do nowt.

That's what a boss of mine told me years ago and it has served me well !!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it…

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Same shit different day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running around like a fraggle with my hair on fire

Tough day at the office

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Its nice to be important but important to be nice

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By *arddave2565Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes on the Prize.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this has turned into an exercise in cliché

I'm just waiting for the Marilyn Monroe or Audrey Hepburn memes to start popping up as avatars

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By *arddave2565Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yeah pretty much my motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My quote for the day like most work days has been 'for fucks sake'

No. 2 spot was 'is it your turn to brew?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t try, you’ll never know whether you can.

If you’re scared to try, it’s the same as saying I can’t.

There is no try, only do or not do. So choose to do.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“There’s more gold in the carcasses at the mortuary than there is in the rivers of Cornwall”

Don’t ask……..

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

If a problem is fixable, then there is no need to worry. If it's not fixable, then there is no point in worrying. There is no benefit in worrying whatsoever. - Dalai Lama

Don't mistake understanding for realisation, don't mistake realisation for liberation - Tibetan saying

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By *arddave2565Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it…"

Too true

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By *arddave2565Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mine is.....Fuck it!!

My life motto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine is.....Fuck it!!

Hahah !! So good!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My quote for the day like most work days has been 'for fucks sake'

No. 2 spot was 'is it your turn to brew?' "

Ahaha!! These are good personal quotes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Be alright mate, can’t see it from my house!’

good one! X a fake silver lining ??! X

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By *rewersprojectMan
over a year ago

WAKEFIELD

Good grief, not this shit again.

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

My quote of the day..... "I'm to old for this shite"

Along with..... "Above my pay grade sir"

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By *arddave2565Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Mine is.....Fuck it!!

Hahah !! So good!!! X

Best saying ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do quotes as there is no mind and there is no me it can all disappear as quick as 123.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just get on with it…. I say it far too much on calls just lately !

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"The only people who don’t make mistakes are those that do fuck all…"

I like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never assume as you make an ass out of u and me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone points out a flaw in you as a person or in your work "thank you for highlighting that I'll certainly see if I can improve on that to make me/my work better" *(they leave the room)* "knob"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t do quotes as there is no mind and there is no me it can all disappear as quick as 123.

So there’s nothing you said today that was quote worthy?

Could be well as simple as “oh shit!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just get on with it…. I say it far too much on calls just lately !"

Are you the new “that’s all”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You come into the world with nothing. You leave with two things .. the love of your family. And the memories you made along the way,so make them good ones.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Said by a Head Teacher in my 11+ Exams at Primary School, as we looked at the clock in panic...

"Time will pass, but will you? Apply it in your life".

How true its been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion doesn't need to tell you it's a lion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a party in my pants and everyone is invited! As heard on Radio 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread positivity like it’s your favourite condiment!

Benji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mug with my favourite quote on, it says ‘fuck this shit’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a mug with my favourite quote on, it says ‘fuck this shit’

I love this one ..

“Half the lies they tell aren’t even true”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is mad at you right now because you picked peace over drama and distance over disrespect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite quote has to be. You are a Rock getting hit from all directions, you'll get through it, that's how diamonds are made.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A dog is only ever going to be your true best friend x

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Wasn't me

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

Bucks

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The key to immortality is to first live a life worth remembering"

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The only thing guaranteed to go up in your life is your age x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat. Sooner or later you will get pissed off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens !

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By *ewzoe61Woman
over a year ago

bishop Auckland

You didn’t do something wrong but learnt something new

And rise above it your worth more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wisny me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think why you do it ! Then think again do entirely the opposite

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You cant put shit back up a donkey.

I only use that when something goes wrong

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By *sLoverUKMan
over a year ago

London...

SOME OF THE SWEETEST BERRIES GROW AMONG THE SHARPEST THORNS

"ITS EASY TO STAND WITH THE CROWD;. IT TAKES COURAGE TO STAND ALONE;"!

"DO NOT JUDGE WITHOUT KNOWING, THE WHOLE REAL TRUTH;."

"FINDING A HUMAN THAT YOU CAN BE VUlNERABLE WITH, WHILE FEELING COMPLETELY SAFE IS PRICELESS";..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never eat yellow snow haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live for the moment because when the moment has gone you can't go back.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Always try and be a choice , not an option "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Smile & the whole world smiles with you.

Fart & you're on your own

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Same old shit, different day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s been a worthy thing you said today to somebody or even to yourself, that is worth to be framed as a quote of the day?

Mine are

“I’m going insane here” - Kylie

This has been said a lot so it’s a worthy quote of the week tbf

And

“Doctor, I need you to pump me full of estrogen” - Kylie

It makes me laugh out loud somehow, rethinking about this

I'm a proper little pocket philosopher, so I'm always saying things I think sound wise!

Yesterday's peach was 'its always better to try, and fail, than to regret a missed opportunity. You can only fix one of them'

I should get out more.

Thor

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Some i always use

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail!

No question is a stupid question, if you don't know ask

Always love yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits and teeth...tits and teeth

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I’m formulating a plan….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m formulating a plan…."

What kind of plan? An evil plan?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'll believe it when I see it.

Actions speak louder than words.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

Bucks

"I'll believe it when I see it.

Actions speak louder than words."

Flops it out on the table lol

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

This too shall pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What the fuck!'

'What the actual fuck!!'

Works in so many situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in Northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that niggers gene. I'm just quoting history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That's a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?”

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By *obbfcMan
over a year ago

Livingston

The word of the day is "Legs" - lets spread the word

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands "

...but do you really want to show it?!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands

...but do you really want to show it?!

I really want to show it, but no one wants to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not said but seen on a rock memorial

Pause and remember

For memories are timeless treasures of the heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“What day is it?” “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favourite Day,” said Pooh

Live for the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Often tell myself when dealing with know it all people in work " there's no substitute for experience " often after one of the aforementioned have messed something up

Great shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands

...but do you really want to show it?!

I don’t

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands

...but do you really want to show it?!

I really want to show it, but no one wants to see it!

I thought there was a queue

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"If you’re happy and you know it…. Clap your hands

...but do you really want to show it?!

I really want to show it, but no one wants to see it!

I thought there was a queue

That’s ice cream you are thinking of, there is a queue for ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s meant to be will always find it’s way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do anything, but not everything.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"The blind chicken sometimes gets the seed

Is that similar to its the second mouse that gets the cheese??!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”"

...and does 'hot desking' then really mean

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

3 quotes today...

"Well, you're still nicking oxygen"

"Air in your lungs and a roof over your head"

And then a meme sent but do like And use it often...

"I wish I was a glowworm, A glowworm's never glum, Cos how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines out your bum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?”

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you on crack????"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Are you on crack????""

I think this often…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fuck this shit, I'm going home for a cup of tea.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

"“I’ll do it tomorrow “

I might use it tomorrow too."

Never put of til tomorrow what you can do today. Cos if you do it today and like it, you can do it again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?”

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you struggle to sleep, rest on the edge of the bed and you'll soon fall off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the fuck off!... Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another one for the fuckit bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are f&

;£: stupid - taxi driver 5/11/21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a flash of inspiration just some honest humour.

I shared a meme on insta earlier. Elf on a shelf with the words..

Shelf life. Too fussy for pof and not pretty enough for Tinder. I've never related to anything quite so much ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat my shorts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you but not your behaviour

I say it a lot to my kids to wind them up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never look down at someone unless your helping them back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Mother, I wish you and your dog would stop bloody farting’.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

Customers make pay days possible.

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