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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So having a free night in, I thought I'd chance my arm at getting a meet.

Now I don't actively hunt so all the below are 'incomings' as a result of a meet today request (or the equivalent on another site)

Someone who wanted to be blindfolded at my front door and for me not to speak at all

Someone who's profile said 18, but then admitted to being 16 (not here that one)

Two people who wanted to meet tomorrow, but not tonight

Someone who wanted to meet next week but wanted assurances that the room would be pitch black

Someone over 90 miles away, looking for tomorrow also

Someone who wouldn't chat online, asked for a mobile number (duly provided) and then said they didn't talk only text because they didn't know what to say !

3 requests to meet outdoors or in cars - the profile says no outdoors

Someone who wanted a blind meet and when I did ask for photo's said 'why ? you'll only see the top of my head' (again not here)

So all in all, an average night in with the net result being that if I take the day off tomorrow or take all my lightbulbs out I could have bags of fun

Anyone know any decent porn sites ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, did u remember the thread about how many fabs members does it take to change the lightbulb?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wwwmtakethedayoffandsitinadarkroom.co.uk :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up cocker,i could empty my bollox no probs if i go on any of these sites..... Motherless,Xnnx,Empflix,Xhamster,Dr Tuber........honest i know all the best sites to wank over but i'm giving them up now so my loss is your gain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up. "

That's not half as much fun

Besides I like the element of surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up.

That's not half as much fun

Besides I like the element of surprise "

So if I have got it right you would rather them mail you shit messages from miles away so you can come on here complain about how crap messages people are sending you and...... Im lost as what outcome you are looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it. "

God damn it woman, you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up.

That's not half as much fun

Besides I like the element of surprise

So if I have got it right you would rather them mail you shit messages from miles away so you can come on here complain about how crap messages people are sending you and...... Im lost as what outcome you are looking for? "

Please take the thread in the manner it is intended, humour !

But on a serious note for a minute to answer your question :

- i was looking for a bi or gay guy tonight

- the ones online local to me either i didn't fancy or didn't have 'meet todays' up or have chatted to previously and didn't fancy me or were looking for stuff i'm not into

- i don't trawl and pester people unnecessarily with unsolicited messages

- of the people that messaged me, I wouldn't have contacted them anyway because their profile stated 'straight' with the exception of 1

- the outcome i would have liked is a meet

- i am not complaining, i am making light of the situation and the fact that people see a cock or summat that they like and ignore the blurb

- the chances are i'll take the dog out and get in bed without visiting wank sites

- i know decent porn sites already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it. "

you have seen my head on at least two occasions

ur taller than me in ur heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it.

God damn it woman, you beat me to it "

I've seen it a few times.... it's amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat "

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it.

you have seen my head on at least two occasions

ur taller than me in ur heels "

Oh that head.....

I knew I should've nicked Caz's heels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it.

you have seen my head on at least two occasions

ur taller than me in ur heels

Oh that head.....

I knew I should've nicked Caz's heels. "

I did - did ya not notice me teetering ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up.

That's not half as much fun

Besides I like the element of surprise

So if I have got it right you would rather them mail you shit messages from miles away so you can come on here complain about how crap messages people are sending you and...... Im lost as what outcome you are looking for?

Please take the thread in the manner it is intended, humour !

But on a serious note for a minute to answer your question :

- i was looking for a bi or gay guy tonight

- the ones online local to me either i didn't fancy or didn't have 'meet todays' up or have chatted to previously and didn't fancy me or were looking for stuff i'm not into

- i don't trawl and pester people unnecessarily with unsolicited messages

- of the people that messaged me, I wouldn't have contacted them anyway because their profile stated 'straight' with the exception of 1

- the outcome i would have liked is a meet

- i am not complaining, i am making light of the situation and the fact that people see a cock or summat that they like and ignore the blurb

- the chances are i'll take the dog out and get in bed without visiting wank sites

- i know decent porn sites already

"

Ok get it all but the " i don't trawl and pester people unnecessarily with unsolicited messages" bit. If nobody made the first message it would be a bit shit here. Does that mean if someone sends you a first message its pestering? Do you wink pre wank? I have found winking really pisses people off

Ok confusion over how do you send a solicited first message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops I think at least 4 of those were me. Sorry about that.

Where's the pic of the top of your head? I wanna see it.

you have seen my head on at least two occasions

ur taller than me in ur heels

Oh that head.....

I knew I should've nicked Caz's heels.

I did - did ya not notice me teetering ?"

Yes I did... and that's why I asked if you needed help getting out of the car! Didn't want your heels scratching my bodywork as you went tits up!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ok confusion over how do you send a solicited first message? "

When the profile says 'all messages responded to' then you're fine.

It might not be the response you were hoping for however!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not ignore incoming and put index finger to keyboard and message someone local if you want a meet?

you could have sent at least 5 messages with the same effort it took to put this thread up.

That's not half as much fun

Besides I like the element of surprise

So if I have got it right you would rather them mail you shit messages from miles away so you can come on here complain about how crap messages people are sending you and...... Im lost as what outcome you are looking for?

Please take the thread in the manner it is intended, humour !

But on a serious note for a minute to answer your question :

- i was looking for a bi or gay guy tonight

- the ones online local to me either i didn't fancy or didn't have 'meet todays' up or have chatted to previously and didn't fancy me or were looking for stuff i'm not into

- i don't trawl and pester people unnecessarily with unsolicited messages

- of the people that messaged me, I wouldn't have contacted them anyway because their profile stated 'straight' with the exception of 1

- the outcome i would have liked is a meet

- i am not complaining, i am making light of the situation and the fact that people see a cock or summat that they like and ignore the blurb

- the chances are i'll take the dog out and get in bed without visiting wank sites

- i know decent porn sites already

Ok get it all but the " i don't trawl and pester people unnecessarily with unsolicited messages" bit. If nobody made the first message it would be a bit shit here. Does that mean if someone sends you a first message its pestering? Do you wink pre wank? I have found winking really pisses people off

Ok confusion over how do you send a solicited first message? "

Oh bugger off with ur solicited and unsolicited messages bit.

And no first messages are not pestering.

First messages after telling em 'no' are pestering !

Besides, ya know damn well what I mean

I don't send out 'prospecting' messages to all that take my eye, preferring that others make the first contact.

I rarely wink and only occasionally Fab.

Yup I agree it would be shite if nobody did, but some do so, just not me

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ? "

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure "

Thursday then ?

Oh, sorry, forgot, I shall be burning myself in the Portuguese sun by then YAY

I am intrigued by arse beards tho

Bear me in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure "

That's the horniest thing I've ever read. Arse beard. Mmmmm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Would have been up in a shot, but have already shot ma bolt

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure

Thursday then ?

Oh, sorry, forgot, I shall be burning myself in the Portuguese sun by then YAY

I am intrigued by arse beards tho

Bear me in mind "

Oh rub Portugal in why dont you?!

Im off to plait my arse beard...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure

That's the horniest thing I've ever read. Arse beard. Mmmmm

"

Scarlet soooooo wants to watch me plait my arse beard, can tell! Kinky beatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" sorry Bussy, I'll delete my other 20 profiles to perv at you

#getsmycoat

keep it up, it adds to the fun

do you want a meet tomorrow too ?

Erm... Im shampooing my arse beard, but any other day sure

That's the horniest thing I've ever read. Arse beard. Mmmmm

Scarlet soooooo wants to watch me plait my arse beard, can tell! Kinky beatch "

Shampooing arse beards sounds horny.

Plaiting them is downright kinky.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


" Thursday then ?

Oh, sorry, forgot, I shall be burning myself in the Portuguese sun by then YAY

I am intrigued by arse beards tho

Bear me in mind

Oh rub Portugal in why dont you?!

Im off to plait my arse beard..."
I see your Portugal and raise you bay of Naples !

you could have met me. if only I was closer - you don't mind meets that involve a flight do you?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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