FabSwingers.com forum: What's your status...

By *oohlala OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Quick game for the hell of it, fill in your statuses! I'm intrigued to see what you come up with, here's mine...

Mental health status: fucked

Sex status: not fucked enough!!

Relationship status: non fucking existant for the last 13 years (aka seriously fucked!)

Life status: ranging from fuckety, fucking, fuck to fucking sweeeeet depending on the day lol

What's your status??

PS. Not obligatory to use the word fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good

between

good

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

This could get interesting OP!

Anyway, here's mine.

Mental health status: Chilling

Sex status: AWOL

Relationship status: Single but happy.

Life status: Confused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status In a good place

Sex status not anuff dick give me more and a nice woman to cuddle afterwards

Relationship status Single till the right person comes along

Life status Injoying life to the fullest

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Mental health status: seeming permanent state of melancholia/ennui

Sex status: repetitive strain injury in my right hand

Relationship status: hahahahahhaha, that’s funny, oh wait, you were serious. Yeah, shite.

Life status. Life? Don’t talk to me about life, here I am brain the size of a planet…

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mental health status: American rollercoaster without Mariah Carey!

Sex status: Yes please! Been abducted by greys & hairy Pam! Have to burn me underpants under the waxing moon whilst making affirmations.....

Relationship status: Single in a bucket of shit whilst everyone is squirming in fannys!

Life status: Wishing I could have a Stottie at this very moment! Feeling like the big bloke on "Dave" late at night eating food and looking un-sexy...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mental health status: fluctuating

Sex status: hibernating

Relationship status: all by myself (insert Celine Dion here)

Life status: improving

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Poor/non existant/poor/can only get better

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By *arty84Man
over a year ago

Orpington

Haha ok let's see...

Mental health status: stressed and tired

Sex status: I think my virginity is growing back, as it's been a while.

Relationship status: Single since March, I do miss her.

Life status: not much of one at the moment till these damn builders finish my house!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Mental health status: fun, teaser/tormenter

Sex status: non fucking existant

Relationship status: non existant for the last 19 years (aka seriously fucked!)

Life status: depending on the day: kind and sweet and cudderly, Other days feels like someones fucked me, On further days it feels like ive been gang banged.

As my jaw hurts and my arse is sore from the spanks against it, never mind my poor arse got from all the pounding it got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: crazy

Sex status: getting lots of it off a special someone

Relationship status: Now happily divorced

Life status: looking forward to new beginnings xx

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By *oohlala OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Some cracking answers coming up here!!

Nice to see some happy but sorry to hear those who aren't doing so great (this years a shitter and I think most people are struggling a bit)

Keep 'em cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: restored

Sex status: loving every moment

Relationship status: enjoying where the journey takes me

Life status I’ve written that on my profile status. I change it daily anyway xxx

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mental health status: taken a hit the past 18 months but miles awaybfrom the worst its been

Sex status: the sex is great but I would prefer more of it.

Relationship status: in a relationship with two of the best people I've ever met. I'm incredibly lucky.

Life status: work in progress

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some cracking answers coming up here!!

Nice to see some happy but sorry to hear those who aren't doing so great (this years a shitter and I think most people are struggling a bit)

Keep 'em cumming

Things are a bit of a shitter but I'm trying to come out swinging. Sometimes catastrophe births opportunity.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mental health status: in the whole it's balanced with the odd wobble

Sex status: slowly kicking its way back to life and getting more interesting.

Relationship status: content with how it is.

Life status: it's been an interesting year, but on the up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: pdg

Sex status: blummin' rarity

Relationship status: Daddy's little girl

Life status: you have no idea what you are doing, do you

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Mental health status: fragile

Sex status: destructed

Relationship status: single

Life status: winging it badly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Mental health status: zoned, dealt with and filed

Sex status: walking the nunnery

Relationship status: single only way to be

Life status: one day at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your status??"

It's marguerita time.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Mental health status- Broken, ongoing

Sex status - None

Relationship status- Broken, single

Life Status- Still here, so we’ll see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental: Pretty good for once.

Sex: mostly virtual these days.

Relationship: what? No, sorry. Bye

Life: work eat sleep repeat.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Good. Good Good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental-calm

Sex- non existent

Relationship- hahaha, wait what?

Life- concentrating hard

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By *oohlala OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Some cracking answers coming up here!!

Nice to see some happy but sorry to hear those who aren't doing so great (this years a shitter and I think most people are struggling a bit)

Keep 'em cumming

Things are a bit of a shitter but I'm trying to come out swinging. Sometimes catastrophe births opportunity."

Totally agree, let's turn those disasters into diamonds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is a good idea, thanks OP for making me pause and reflect on myself for a moment

Mental health status: I am in a good place

Sex status: Fantastic

Relationship status: In love and so happy

Life status: Living and enjoying the here and now whilst planning for our future.

It would be good to check in again in 6 months to see how I would self assess these questions.

NBVN x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Mental health status: best it's been in a loooong time after a very low period.

Sex status: Pretty darn good and promising. Very promising.

Relationship status: Extremely happy with my partner (wedding planning) and... *insert something to describe it*.

Life status: An ongoing journey of curiosity, discovery and pumpkin spice lattes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: surprisingly good!

Sex status: will find out this eve!!!

Relationship status: loved up and sickly sweet!

Life status:fair to fairer!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Mental Health status: ticketyboo

Sex status: intermittent thanks to travel restrictions

Relationship status: I'm lucky enough to have someone very special in my life

Life status: I'm grateful for the many things/people I have that make me smile on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status - all over the shop

Sex status - non existent

Relationship status - single for forever, been left on the shelf!

Life status - not a clue - just winging it and try to be strong, as what other choice is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: improving, work in progress

Sex status: well fucked this morning!

Relationship status: single (booo)

Life status: ranging from fuckety, fucking, fuck to fucking sweeeeet depending on the day lol * this also applies to me

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Physical status: On the sofa.

Mental status: The thoughts just keep on coming...

Emotional status: See mental status.

Health status: When will I learn that sunbathing is not a good idea and that skin falling off is not a good look?

Sustenance status: Must be time for a cocoa and a biscuit.

Sexual status: Somebody remind me again what sex is like?

Gender status: Complicated.

Social status: Let's make it a chocolate biscuit...

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By *oohlala OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"This thread is a good idea, thanks OP for making me pause and reflect on myself for a moment"

Really glad you've found it useful! I try to reflect every once in a while just to centre myself a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: Waiting

Sex status: Anticipating

Relationship status: Biding

Life status: Tarrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental: Positively positive.

Sex: happy with that side.

Relationship: content with this.

Life: have what I want.

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Mental health : ticking by

Sex life : could be more (pleeeeeeease)

Relationship : married

Life : could be better just need to know 6 specific numbers and I’m sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health - chilled

Sex life - very good

Married 12 years solid

All is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health:- questionable.

Sex life:- right arm still working.

Relationship status:- jiggered.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health status: completely fucking destroyed

Sex status: whats that?

Relationship status: forever alone

Life status: life need to learn to use lube before fucking me over again!

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