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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello to all Woman on Fab,

What exactly do you want from a Man (on Fab not necessarily married life/attached relationship etc)??

I encourage all Women to post some good advice, after all maybe you'll end up meeting one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

On here? Currently, nothing specific. But when I feel like going beyond Mr KC and I, then I shall be looking for sexy sex. That's about the nub of it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pat me on the head, tell me I'm pretty and paint me like a French lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An AMAZING big dick energy

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Why the eye roll ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want mutual attraction, honesty, good conversations and humour.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon

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By *hat Guy with the RopesMan
over a year ago

Kingston upon Hull


"To pat me on the head, tell me I'm pretty and paint me like a French lady "
hahaha! Lovely!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"I want mutual attraction, honesty, good conversations and humour. "

You dreamer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An AMAZING big dick energy "

Amen to that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I want mutual attraction, honesty, good conversations and humour. "

. Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuffin

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Nuffin"

I have cake

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Nuffin"

You may still be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse will do. I'm not fussy about anything else.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"A pulse will do. I'm not fussy about anything else. "

You dreamer you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon "

Ooh, I forgot about this. Very handy if I've bent every teaspoon trying to get into the jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pulse will do. I'm not fussy about anything else.

You dreamer you "

I love to dream

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Someone who makes me laugh and who has that devilish twinkle in their eye

Mrs TMN x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon "

I can’t do the trick and I can’t open jars urgh what is my life

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Hint.... don't get the cheque book out

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

I have had the opposite more than once. Men who are living with family, renting etc. Swear they only want no strings. See my lifestyle, my home etc, and propose within weeks. #notallwomen

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

Hint.... don't get the cheque book out"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Bragging isn't an attractive feature in anyone.

#NationwideWentChequeFreeYearsAgo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A man from Fab? I don't want anything. I'd like to have an orgasm or two with them. Be sexually stimulated by them. Find them amusing occasionally. I'd love to feel like I'm well and truly desired by a man, that's fun. But otherwise, just a person who treats me as a person, not just a beautiful hole.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"To pat me on the head, tell me I'm pretty and paint me like a French lady "

What if all they can do is a firm hand shake, tell you that you're alright looking and photograph you like a Belgian woman?

I'd paint you...if I could paint.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

From me, probably hanging from the nearest tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Maybe if you didn't put so much emphasis on your "lifestyle" you would meet a better class of woman

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Personally I’ve never asked to see a mans cheque book. It’s the person I’m interested in and how much we enjoy being with each other even if it’s just for coffee, for a day or for a weekend. It’s not the material things they have.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mutal attraction, good company, great sex, not much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon "

An hour, 7 "how to" videos and alot of begging my husband I finally got into the pickled gherkin jar. That's enough sweat for one night.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon

An hour, 7 "how to" videos and alot of begging my husband I finally got into the pickled gherkin jar. That's enough sweat for one night. "
makes a satisfying phuttt noise though doesn't it?

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By *angbangFantasyWoman
over a year ago

London


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Who uses cheque books these days?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Only old people

Been paid only twice by cheque in as long as remember both customers 75+

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Laughter, conversations sex and lots of cuddling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Only old people

Been paid only twice by cheque in as long as remember both customers 75+"

My Grandad used to send cheques for Christmas and birthday money. It'll be a weird birthday this year

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"Only old people

Been paid only twice by cheque in as long as remember both customers 75+

My Grandad used to send cheques for Christmas and birthday money. It'll be a weird birthday this year "

Sorry about your grandad hope you still manage some enjoyment from birthday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Only old people

Been paid only twice by cheque in as long as remember both customers 75+

My Grandad used to send cheques for Christmas and birthday money. It'll be a weird birthday this year

Sorry about your grandad hope you still manage some enjoyment from birthday"

Thanks. It's definitely the dawn of a new era.....

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Thanks for all the feedback both private and public. Nothing like raising an emotive subject to get noticed.

I never set out to brag or boast, but a certain lifestyle does take a bit of hiding after seeing someone on several occasions. That's when many want to move the goal posts and look for LTR. I've been round the block too many times not to know this to be the case. Also this is why my preference tends to be meeting couples in established relationships rather than single ladies.

Believe it or not paper transactions do still actually take place, probably more often than you think, especially in my world.

Best regards to you all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Thanks for all the feedback both private and public. Nothing like raising an emotive subject to get noticed.

I never set out to brag or boast, but a certain lifestyle does take a bit of hiding after seeing someone on several occasions. That's when many want to move the goal posts and look for LTR. I've been round the block too many times not to know this to be the case. Also this is why my preference tends to be meeting couples in established relationships rather than single ladies.

Believe it or not paper transactions do still actually take place, probably more often than you think, especially in my world.

Best regards to you all."

We're sure it's lovely in the world of paper transactions, cheques and silver Jaguars. We'll stick to chip n PIN; counting the pennies and a Renault, if it's all the same

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

To stop making fake couple profiles

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

I just want them to read my profile right now.

But to answer the question. Attraction, respect, interesting conversation. the usual stuff really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ther pussy eaten by a black man

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake and honesty I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cake and honesty I think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want mutual attraction, honesty, good conversations and humour. "

This. And great sex too! Plus cuddles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he can touch my brain and soul he can touch my body too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of ladies like the humour , good banter good sex and back and foot rubs . In a nutshell my hubby lol

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Thanks for all the feedback both private and public. Nothing like raising an emotive subject to get noticed.

I never set out to brag or boast, but a certain lifestyle does take a bit of hiding after seeing someone on several occasions. That's when many want to move the goal posts and look for LTR. I've been round the block too many times not to know this to be the case. Also this is why my preference tends to be meeting couples in established relationships rather than single ladies.

Believe it or not paper transactions do still actually take place, probably more often than you think, especially in my world.

Best regards to you all.

We're sure it's lovely in the world of paper transactions, cheques and silver Jaguars. We'll stick to chip n PIN; counting the pennies and a Renault, if it's all the same "

Nothing wrong with a Renault, I've got a wheelchair adapted one here as well, which I happened to part exchanged one of my jags for so as I could get my mum out and about, and paid for it by cheque, as it's a very secure means of payment because, it's actually card details are the most valuable to fraudsters, not bank account details. I have been asked the silly question a few times, "What's been my favourite car?" And the Renault is one of them because, I've made things happen with that for her quality of life, which I couldn't make happen with a Ferrari.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Cock. Ideally attached to someone whose company I enjoy.

What can I say, I'm a girl of simple tastes.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Kindness, consideration, courtesy and respect. I don’t think it’s much to ask, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Cheque book?? How quaint! Do people actually use cheques any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock. Ideally attached to someone whose company I enjoy.

What can I say, I'm a girl of simple tastes."

Amen ti this… A good cock please !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's bizarre to have a list as long as your arm for a playmate, your not dating them! Just a guy who's easy going, has good chat and great banter.. as long as that flows the sex will too.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Raw, unhinged, passion fuelled sex, an ability to tap into my mind and senses, to read my reactions, see that desire in my eyes and respond to it!

Someone kinky who also likes cuddles basically x

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Cock. Ideally attached to someone whose company I enjoy.

What can I say, I'm a girl of simple tastes.

Amen ti this… A good cock please !! X "

Easily pleased then ?

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By *ipShakerMan
over a year ago

Gateshead


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon "
Thanks for that, everyday is a school day.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

To give them all your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

When your entire Fab presence is based around the idea that your wealth will attract the ladies I wouldn't be too surprised if you attract that attention.

It may (as you claim) be difficult to hide a certain lifestyle but there's lots of little changes you can make that will help. Things like just saying "chequebook" instead of "Coutts chequebook" or "I have a Renault" instead of "I have a Renault which I part exchanged for one of my Jags"

I understand little slips of the tongue like these happen so easily when all you really want is people to see you for the man you are not the wealth you have.

Mr

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sex

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Single, super hot, slightly arrogant, loves rough play…. Not much to ask haha!

I’d say I have my own cheque book just to prove I’m not here for the money…. But it’s 2021 and I’m under 30, I’ve never written one! Haha.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Mutual attraction

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

Maybe if you didn't put so much emphasis on your "lifestyle" you would meet a better class of woman "

anyone that has to brag about the lifestyle usually doesn’t have it either

So cringe ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex "
if you insist

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A decent conversation for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A decent conversation for starters "
anytime u want me to lend a ear belle . Ya know I’m good for it . Decent patter tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I want to feel a connection and an excitement on both sides

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"To pat me on the head, tell me I'm pretty and paint me like a French lady "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's bizarre to have a list as long as your arm for a playmate, your not dating them! Just a guy who's easy going, has good chat and great banter.. as long as that flows the sex will too."

this

cant be done with drama or clingy fools

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

Why do almost all your posts bring up how much money you have? Do you have nothing else to offer? You are not the only person here to have money but you are the only one to bring it up so consistently? Insecure much?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Next please !!!!

I'm sat here wondering what subject I can think of to get myself noticed like this.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "

'Coutts cheque book' is that a euphormism

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

From Fab I want someone easy going..non judgemental..funny..attractive with a sensual touch. A good kisser

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Next please !!!!

I'm sat here wondering what subject I can think of to get myself noticed like this. "

It’s not getting you noticed in a good way though so surely defeating the purpose lol!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"A decent conversation for starters anytime u want me to lend a ear belle . Ya know I’m good for it . Decent patter tbf "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Sex if you insist "

I'd join you guys anytime

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Next please !!!!

I'm sat here wondering what subject I can think of to get myself noticed like this.

It’s not getting you noticed in a good way though so surely defeating the purpose lol! "

All publicity, even if it's bad publicity, is good publicity. Take an experts word for it.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Honesty..

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By *ush12345Woman
over a year ago

Northwich


"Hello to all Woman on Fab,

What exactly do you want from a Man (on Fab not necessarily married life/attached relationship etc)??

I encourage all Women to post some good advice, after all maybe you'll end up meeting one. "
.... Amazing sex and to cum selfishly again and again.. all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unadulterated intimacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life. "
ha ha never let the truth get in the way of a good story! What’s your favourite chat up line…. Could it be they call me Pinocchio sit on my face and I’ll tell you a lie ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasms. Lots of them please

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Respect, followed by lots of sensual kissing and touching, followed by great sex, oh and I want them to come back for more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good hard penis

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Respectful naughtyness

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By *andy NorthwoodMan
over a year ago

...

If this question can be answered here, fabswingers is clearly undercharging for it's services.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

A big winkle! Preferably attached to a decent personality.

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By *undayTarkaMan
over a year ago

Taunton, Barnstaple

They all want a big black cock hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it comes to women this is what people need to understand. Just like every guy every woman is different on what they are looking for some people want big willies some people want small willies some people want good bodies some people want fat bodies at the end of the day see which woman that you click with

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Cake and all there time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Respectful naughtyness "

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By *udepaulMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Wait…there’s a trick with a teaspoon? I mean, a real trick with a real teaspoon and it’s not some weird innuendo?

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By *udepaulMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Well you can do that to me any day

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon "

Knife is better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honesty.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics.

Well that’s what we get

Opening jars is what we need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon

Knife is better! "

Wtf is it with cutlery? What’s the trick?

Heeeelp!

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon

Knife is better!

Wtf is it with cutlery? What’s the trick?

Heeeelp! "

Lol. Basically, you put the edge of the knife, carefully, under the lid of the jar until you hear a click. Then you should be able to open the jar with ease.

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville


"Honesty.. "

Yes! It's not asking for much is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s mainly about opening jars if they haven’t learned the trick with the teaspoon

Knife is better!

Wtf is it with cutlery? What’s the trick?

Heeeelp!

Lol. Basically, you put the edge of the knife, carefully, under the lid of the jar until you hear a click. Then you should be able to open the jar with ease. "

I can see me chipping the glass or stabbing myself !!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

My notepad is full, anyone got a spare?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

'Coutts cheque book' is that a euphormism "

Apologies for not replying sooner to your question, but I've been concentrating on replying to all the private messages I've received, some derogatory, but most complimentary from those who have actually read the profile, backed up with the verifications, and realise that it's been written by a reasonably intelligent fella who can hold a conversation, and string two sentences together. In answer to your question, was the Coutts cheque book a euphemism? At the time of writing, it probably was something of a euphemism, or an analogy albeit that the Coutts cheque book exists. However the reason why I made the comment on, "What women really want" stems from a master stroke that I pulled on a straight dating site. Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles, and so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then as it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such yourself get when you sit posing in your basques, stockings and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it flaunt it, but being very selective over who I met, even I misjudged a few though. I could write a book on the events that unfolded, but the one thing the exercise proved conclusively is that cash is king.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Cash means nothing, you need attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good sense of humour, manners and interesting conversation. No crude opening gambits. But I'm not looking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

'Coutts cheque book' is that a euphormism

Apologies for not replying sooner to your question, but I've been concentrating on replying to all the private messages I've received, some derogatory, but most complimentary from those who have actually read the profile, backed up with the verifications, and realise that it's been written by a reasonably intelligent fella who can hold a conversation, and string two sentences together. In answer to your question, was the Coutts cheque book a euphemism? At the time of writing, it probably was something of a euphemism, or an analogy albeit that the Coutts cheque book exists. However the reason why I made the comment on, "What women really want" stems from a master stroke that I pulled on a straight dating site. Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles, and so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then as it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such yourself get when you sit posing in your basques, stockings and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it flaunt it, but being very selective over who I met, even I misjudged a few though. I could write a book on the events that unfolded, but the one thing the exercise proved conclusively is that cash is king. "

I've never seen you say anything on here that isn't about money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

'Coutts cheque book' is that a euphormism

Apologies for not replying sooner to your question, but I've been concentrating on replying to all the private messages I've received, some derogatory, but most complimentary from those who have actually read the profile, backed up with the verifications, and realise that it's been written by a reasonably intelligent fella who can hold a conversation, and string two sentences together. In answer to your question, was the Coutts cheque book a euphemism? At the time of writing, it probably was something of a euphemism, or an analogy albeit that the Coutts cheque book exists. However the reason why I made the comment on, "What women really want" stems from a master stroke that I pulled on a straight dating site. Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles, and so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then as it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such yourself get when you sit posing in your basques, stockings and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it flaunt it, but being very selective over who I met, even I misjudged a few though. I could write a book on the events that unfolded, but the one thing the exercise proved conclusively is that cash is king. "

Surely if cash is king you’d have the woman if your dreams by now with all this bragging…

Or is it all just a fantasy you’ve made up in your head?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This subject always makes me laugh. For some strange reason, despite saying that they don't want anything serious, just FWB, FB etc etc, but somehow after they get sight of the Coutts cheque book, ladies I've met have been known to want the whole package, engagement ring the lot. Does make me wonder what some ladies really want out of the game of life.

'Coutts cheque book' is that a euphormism

Apologies for not replying sooner to your question, but I've been concentrating on replying to all the private messages I've received, some derogatory, but most complimentary from those who have actually read the profile, backed up with the verifications, and realise that it's been written by a reasonably intelligent fella who can hold a conversation, and string two sentences together. In answer to your question, was the Coutts cheque book a euphemism? At the time of writing, it probably was something of a euphemism, or an analogy albeit that the Coutts cheque book exists. However the reason why I made the comment on, "What women really want" stems from a master stroke that I pulled on a straight dating site. Two pals and myself were having little or no success standard run of the mill profiles, and so I uploaded a profile calling my handsome millionaire, and suddenly got inundated with fan mail from all over the country. At first I thought that I couldn't really use the identity to meet anyone, but then as it began to emerge that I had created something that was getting as much attention as glamourous woman such yourself get when you sit posing in your basques, stockings and thigh length boots, I thought why not, if you got it flaunt it, but being very selective over who I met, even I misjudged a few though. I could write a book on the events that unfolded, but the one thing the exercise proved conclusively is that cash is king. "

No worries and thanks for the reply.

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