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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whi is the dirtiest person in the room ?

I think I'm right up there with the best.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in the bath. It isn't me.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I washed my nest it’s not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s some soap, get in the shower.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I haven't showed for bed yet....am I in with a shot?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Have a shower once a week whether I need one or not

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

My Mr is often amongst a lot of muck, he possibly could be.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Have a shower once a week whether I need one or not

You're so posh!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

"Have a shower once a week whether I need one or not

You're so posh!

Ahh, thanks

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Isn't Sunday night bath night

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

Positively spoilt then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

Positively spoilt then

Yes..Happy days

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm in the bath. It isn't me."

I’m sure being in the bath with you would be reasonably filthy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Dirty minded - eerrrrrrrm.

I have been known to say the odd dirty comment or 69.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Only if you take selfies there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the bath. It isn't me."

defo is you lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I had a shower at the swimming pool earlier. I'm probably fine

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Only if you take selfies there

Haha, the vid is already on here

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

Positively spoilt then

Yes..Happy days

Too right! Wouldn't have changed my childhood for anything

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

When water was a luxury

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

When water was a luxury

Straight from the well

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had my monthly scrub down with a bar if carbolic, karcher & a wire brush.

Clean as a clean thing at the cleaners.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The dirtiest person I ever knew rodded drains for a living, often rolling up his sleeves to pull sanitry towels from up around the bend, but he didn't half make some money from getting down and dirty!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Ah bless..I can remember the hot water being passed down, there was 4 of us

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clean, it rains quite often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've just Licked my own shit. I think I'm up there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've just Licked my own shit. I think I'm up there

You win

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

"I've just Licked my own shit. I think I'm up there

You win

Im sorry, I think there's a bit of skullduggery going on here! I had a very poor upbringing but not that poor

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!"

Didn't it used to be soap on a rope

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!

Didn't it used to be soap on a rope

Bloody hell yes , WTF was that all about??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wearing the same socks from yesterday. Does that count? Dogz

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!

Didn't it used to be soap on a rope

Bloody hell yes , WTF was that all about??

So it didn't get lost maybe

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!

Didn't it used to be soap on a rope

Bloody hell yes , WTF was that all about??

So it didn't get lost maybe

If it’s been so far up that you need a rope to get it back, I don’t want to use it

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Whi is the dirtiest person in the room ?

I think I'm right up there with the best. "

I like taking it up the chuff, do I win? X

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Isn't Sunday night bath night

Was in my house 50 years ago

And mine...even shared the bath with my sister

I was normally the last one in so it was getting cold and very soapy

oh well, didn't effect me too much

I was the eldest so I got first dibs...kinda

The perks of being oldest huh... us young ones got the grey sudless water

Sudless! Yes, thats the word

...and lucky if any soap left

A big bar of soap on the floor...Ouch!

Didn't it used to be soap on a rope

Bloody hell yes , WTF was that all about??

So it didn't get lost maybe

If it’s been so far up that you need a rope to get it back, I don’t want to use it

Didn't say I had one

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

You're all dirty feckers! I love you all, and your filth

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I've just Licked my own shit. I think I'm up there

You win

You definitely win. I was going to say I had a delightful social at Costa yesterday and cant quite bring myself to wash my fingers still, but you nailed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just Licked my own shit. I think I'm up there

You make it into the top quartile...

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