FabSwingers.com forum: Conflicted

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women, your kindle and vibrator both died, you’ve got one charger, which one do you charge first ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm not a woman, but I think it would come down to what the next thing I wanted to do was.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Women, your kindle and vibrator both died, you’ve got one charger, which one do you charge first ? "

Surely that depends if one of us is there doesn't it City?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Depends on the urgency

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrator all the way, who wants to read with one of those around!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Can we swap a Kindle for a phone please? Not a Kindle sort of woman. Thanks hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both at the same time split the cable they should be 7 cables 4 are data cables 1 live and you 1 nurture and one earth cut 3 off the 4 data cables then skin the live and nurture and earth cables back and wire in the 3 cut data cables

Next then find what pins are on the vibrater as it only be a 3 pin connector easier that working out what pins on the kindle sins it has data pins as well

Hold the cables on the pins in the vibrater and bingo both charging at the same time

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No rush to charge either. I have fingers and books.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Kindle...I'm not a fan of buzzy things so that can stay in the drawer

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Luckily my charger has 2 charging points....

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Vibrator, prefer to read proper books anyway x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo"

Well, I was doing research, after my see through toasters failed to get off the ground, something to do with the propeller, plus apparently there’s no market for hoovering toast, any who, my crazy ideas machine come up with a vibrator that reads the classics, you can be head of marketing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo

I'm in. I'll see who is available to narrate.

I imagine Tom Hardy would be popular but the budget might only stretch to Joe Pasquale.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo"

I’d go for a Knobo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo

I’d go for a Knobo

Subscribers to Knobo are guaranteed one free orgasm a month.

However, subsequent orgasms are chargeable.

£1 a flutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle.

I prefer my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd charge my Kindle and use my hands. I only use a vibrator occasionally anyway.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Kindle and use my hand instead like I normally do

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Vibrator. My mind creates my porn images

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tale ofz two zitties...it wazz the bezzt of timezzz ..it wazz the worzzt of timezzz....

A vibe kindle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Has someone not invented a vibrator that plays audiobooks when it's on?

Sort it out Amazon.

You could call it:

Phwaudible

Slotify

Knobo

I’d go for a Knobo

Subscribers to Knobo are guaranteed one free orgasm a month.

However, subsequent orgasms are chargeable.

£1 a flutter. "

Seems reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tale ofz two zitties...it wazz the bezzt of timezzz ..it wazz the worzzt of timezzz....

A vibe kindle

Hard Times, surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Kindle plenty of others for fun lol

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Vibrator, I rarely use my kindle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chargers for sale.You can have both, no need to make a choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you take a guess

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Kindle, always got hands

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Vibrator. I've got the kindle app linked on my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you take a guess "

Ffs, theres always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you take a guess

Ffs, theres always one!

It's obviously my kindle so I can read the How To Charge Your Vibrator book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have vibrators for every occasion and no kindle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers don't need recharging

NBVN x

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Just in the process of inventing a vibrating kindle

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Kindle.

I prefer my fingers

Same

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just in the process of inventing a vibrating kindle

A grindle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a kindle

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A kindle as I could always improvise and just use my fingers, or a cucumber or similar. Yes they don't vibrate but they'd fill the gap so to speak.

Mrs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I still have an old school battery back up vibe for just these occasions.

Plus these things called books, what don't need electrickery

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Vibe, I have a kindle app on my phone.

It's not an issue as my vibe takes batteries, thankfully.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put your phone on vibrate mode ...wipe off the girlie goo and read your book with a kindle app

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't use either, but I'd choose Kindle if I did.

Hours of fun versus a few minutes of annoying vibration...no contest.

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