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Reading glasses - where do you put them?

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes, in front of your eyes when you’re reading, but what about when you’re not using them?

I can’t put them on my head because I’m not Sophia Loren, I don’t want to hang them on a chain because it reminds me of Larry Grayson so where does the sophisticated person keep their specs?

I know, it means I’m old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have numerous pairs dotted around the house, but I keep one pair in the fridge for reading food use-by dates.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Close the arms and hook one them through a button hole or in the neck of a shirt

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

breast pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the case and left on the table

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

On top of my head, then forget they are there!

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve tried them on my head and I’m paranoid they’ll fall off. The optician basically paid one instalment on his car for them

Does having them on the end of your nose work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a neck chain

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Back in their case otherwise I'll forget where I've left them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve tried them on my head and I’m paranoid they’ll fall off. The optician basically paid one instalment on his car for them

Does having them on the end of your nose work?"

You'll also loosen the legs by putting them on your head... Wait, I mean the glasses haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve tried them on my head and I’m paranoid they’ll fall off. The optician basically paid one instalment on his car for them

Does having them on the end of your nose work?"

I do the end of the nose thing usually. If I put them down I will only need them again when Ive walked far far away from them.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Mine are vari focals so I have them on all the time

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Back in their case otherwise I'll forget where I've left them!"

Me too, but right now I’m changing some light fittings and I need them to see the tiny text on the switches but not for anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, in front of your eyes when you’re reading, but what about when you’re not using them?

I can’t put them on my head because I’m not Sophia Loren, I don’t want to hang them on a chain because it reminds me of Larry Grayson so where does the sophisticated person keep their specs?

I know, it means I’m old "

In a case on a shelf otherwise I'll never find them

I have 3 pairs which I'm constantly looking for and lenses as a back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve tried them on my head and I’m paranoid they’ll fall off. The optician basically paid one instalment on his car for them

Does having them on the end of your nose work?"

Don't. I get told off for it all the time. It messes up the frame.. stretches it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ex gf's Mother asked me to help look for one of her contact lenses one Sunday afternoon..... after about half an hour of frantic searching, she'd only gone and put both of them in the same eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have them dotted all around the house. My current pair are normally on my head though. And I can never find a pair when I need them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex gf's Mother asked me to help look for one of her contact lenses one Sunday afternoon..... after about half an hour of frantic searching, she'd only gone and put both of them in the same eye "

I've done that once when I started wearing them.. fair to say I made whole local Specsavers day when we discovered the reason why my eyesight was blurry on one side.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

If I'm cooking & I fnnish what I'm doing, I go into the other room, sit down & watch t.v, fold them up, slide one of the ear part of the frame down the inside of my top whilst the other remains on the outside.

Before I go back to the kitchen to check on food I put them back on!

Other times they are on the arm of the chair where I sit & out of the way from me knocking them off.

When not in use they are left on the mantlepiece so I know where they are at any given moment ready to pop on. No risk of being knocked off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my head or hanging from my shirt buttons

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lots of pairs...a kitchen pair..a perving pair ..a car pair and a dodgy bodged up pair for DIY... plus extras..and outdoor perving dark glasses and an emoji pair

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I don't know cos i need them to find them

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