FabSwingers.com forum: Other than saying hello

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

How do you answer your phone

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

If it's my best mate (Who's a bloke);

"Allo princess", proper winds him up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahoy

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ahoy"
Wouldn't expect anything less from a pompey boy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

As I rarely have private phone calls I normally pick up with "Good morning *company name* ThatOddOne speaking. How can I help?"

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Bonjour

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

What do you want?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Yellow

*y’ello

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By *nsatiableWoman
over a year ago

Newmarket

"I didn't do it!" is my general response if I know the caller.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Wing Wong Foo's Chinse Restaurant, may I take your order please?"

Sooner or later, it's going to upset someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're through to the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them. How can I help?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You're through to the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them. How can I help?"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Shh! I said don’t call, they might be listening. Look, Shifty did the deal but it went bad, we managed to ‘get rid’ of the guy, if you know what I mean, so no worries.

Wait, who is this??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War Office wanna fight?

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

As per the general purpose social script.

Me: Hello, X speaking.

Them : Hello, this Y

Me : How are you ?

Them : Fine thanks. And you ?

Me : Fine thanks.

pause

Them : I wanted to say...blah blah blah.

My friend Bob is more direct.

Bob answers phone.

Bob : "This is Bob. What do you want ?"

Bob cuts out all the other nonsense and gets straight to the point.

We need more Bobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s the land line, ‘Wot The Fuck could you possibly Want???’ No one has that number so it has to be a cold call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SPEAK"

or, (in my finest NY accent),

"Ghostbusters, whadda ya want?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't, I wait for them to ring off before messaging "what do you want?"

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't, I wait for them to ring off before messaging "what do you want?" "

I was about to answer the exact same thing haha

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Sorry busy n put it down..Normally o800 numbers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More and more now if I don't recognise the number I open with:

"Hello... Is this a sales or research call?"

Saves time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a really close mate… it’ll be something like

“Alright knobhead” or “about time you called, wanker”

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I greet with Yo! a lot.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I don’t pick up if I don’t recognise the number

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Good moaning

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yellow

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ahoy ahoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answer "what?" To my mum. She'd think there was something wrong if I didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't, I wait for them to ring off before messaging "what do you want?"

I was about to answer the exact same thing haha"

Do you stare at the screen waiting for them to ring off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a random number I suspect to be a cold caller, I answer: Revenue and customs fraud prevention, Sally speaking, can I take your name please?

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I don't, I wait for them to ring off before messaging "what do you want?"

I was about to answer the exact same thing haha

Do you stare at the screen waiting for them to ring off too

Just done this! Hahahaha

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

Who randomly calls on a Sunday night!?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If I don’t know who it is or not expecting a call I just say Hi, you’re through to (my name)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who randomly calls on a Sunday night!?"

Dunno, message them and ask

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Who randomly calls on a Sunday night!?

Dunno, message them and ask

Random number - too risky.

Stranger danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who randomly calls on a Sunday night!?

Dunno, message them and ask

Random number - too risky.

Stranger danger

Google the number!

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Oioi works usually...makes a change from the drivvel I have to spout when answering work calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're through to the crematorium. You kill them, we grill them. How can I help?"

I chocked with the coffee...Imagine if someone really needs the crematorium...

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Who randomly calls on a Sunday night!?

Dunno, message them and ask

Random number - too risky.

Stranger danger

Google the number!

Already done it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wing Wong Foo's Chinse Restaurant, may I take your order please?"

Sooner or later, it's going to upset someone. "

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