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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Is it Christmas yet dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?"

Where has everyone gone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit there and don't move!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Is it Christmas yet dear"

Oh fuck wrong room again . ( you have to read my profile )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit there and don't move!"

Mmm

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Get the beers in then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Is it Christmas yet dear

Oh fuck wrong room again . ( you have to read my profile ) "

5 words

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

Open your mouth now please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Doubt it sweety no no

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Happy Birthday to you Yasmeen…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/21 03:17:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday to you Yasmeen…"

Even better in the flesh x

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Get your arse over here

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Why not indeed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Bryon! How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Byron*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're here about the parakeet?

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Is your soup creamy?

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By *ndy and RuthCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Can you take a cane

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Andy, Mandy, are you randy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you both pinch me ?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why are you still dressed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O no, not you again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you still dressed..."

What took you so long ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you still dressed...

What took you so long ? "
I was brushing my teeth

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By *-and-mMan
over a year ago

Cumbria / Lake District


"Why are you still dressed...

What took you so long ? I was brushing my teeth "

Wow that’s a big cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you still dressed...

What took you so long ? I was brushing my teeth

Wow that’s a big cock!!"
Who wants the first go?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Well, it’s my lucky day

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Well, it’s my lucky day"

Well, hello

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You're here about the parakeet?"

It is an ex parakeet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the time onya cock?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Got the time onya cock?"

Well hello again my lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me while I stare, speechless

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What took you so long?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hello sweety hope all is well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sweety hope all is well xx"

Don't stop till I pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died and gone to heaven

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What took you so long? "

I've been ogling your pics x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What took you so long?

I've been ogling your pics x "

Am I better in person?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello sweety hope all is well xx

Don't stop till I pop "

Doris and Ethel love you

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Hello sweety hope all is well xx

Don't stop till I pop

Doris and Ethel love you "

Can we join you three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?"

Have you seen my wife?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

She's at the other orgy

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hello. Did everyone pass out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello. Did everyone pass out "

Go fetch my flogger, boy

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Think you've got me mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chocolate salty balls please

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"No chocolate salty balls please "

But yes please for me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me limber up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chocolate salty balls please

But yes please for me ..."

Those fishnets suit you a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No chocolate salty balls please

But yes please for me ...

Those fishnets suit you a lot "

Time for mw to strip

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"No chocolate salty balls please

But yes please for me ...

Those fishnets suit you a lot

Time for mw to strip "

Just drop your clothes here

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By *ndy and RuthCouple
over a year ago

swansea

My goodness what long legs you have

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Outstanding in every single way.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Outstanding in every single way."

you're the man in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outstanding in every single way.

you're the man in the mirror. "
can I have a turn

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Outstanding in every single way.

you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn"

My turn next then please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outstanding in every single way.

you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn

My turn next then please "
we can all join in

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Outstanding in every single way.

you're the man in the mirror. can I have a turn

My turn next then please we can all join in"

Everyone in for an orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love your boobs honey

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

All men love all boobs?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo, I absolutely love pink...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pink really suits you sir

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

We going out for drinks?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Definitely with you sexy gal

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Definitely with you sexy gal"

Cool will get my glad rags on! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those boxers look very tight

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Those boxers look very tight"

Whilst your buttons are undone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve ripped my shirt open

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Just eat your dinner you

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Would you like knee pads

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Whatever 4 Sesame Street dear

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

And what's going on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop ! It will drop off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll show you have to do your buttons up.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

5 words my dear friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"5 words my dear friend"

Teach me how to read

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"5 words my dear friend

Teach me how to read "

Come on then big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teach him a good lesson

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

kent/sussex


"Teach him a good lesson "

Buy a shirt with buttons

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Teach him a good lesson

Buy a shirt with buttons "

You buy some clothes dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teach him a good lesson

Buy a shirt with buttons "

Says man with no buttons

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

kent/sussex


"Teach him a good lesson

Buy a shirt with buttons

Says man with no buttons"

I bought new shirt after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must use same shirt shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must use same shirt shop "

I can’t masturbate to this

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

Bucks

Are they naked ?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Let's jump into bed now!

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Let's jump into bed now! "

Oh yes, straight away mmmmm

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By *km1Man
over a year ago

Swansea/Cardiff


"Let's jump into bed now!

Oh yes, straight away mmmmm"

Did you bring a bird?

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London / Bournemouth


"Let's jump into bed now!

Oh yes, straight away mmmmm

Did you bring a bird?"

Can I drive hands free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's jump into bed now!

Oh yes, straight away mmmmm

Did you bring a bird?"

Does THAT stand by itself

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By *anbat777Man
over a year ago

caerphilly

OMG you got me hard!

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By *anbat777Man
over a year ago

caerphilly

What a peachy arse there! ??

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Oops sorry are you busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a van, can you deliver a table for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have too many fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t drop that towel pal

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hello nice to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello nice to meet you "

You have a beautiful smile

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By *2spikeMan
over a year ago

Southsea


"Hello nice to meet you

You have a beautiful smile "

Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello nice to meet you

You have a beautiful smile

Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses"

Do you struggle with reading

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Hello nice to meet you

You have a beautiful smile

Room for a thorn between you 2 Roses

Do you struggle with reading "

Oh you are very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you are absolutely stunning

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't you fasten your buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She keeps ripping them off

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"She keeps ripping them off "

Sssshhh, stop telling them that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She keeps ripping them off

Sssshhh, stop telling them that "

Fancy seeing you here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some studying done now

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Get some studying done now "

Will you just get dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have you been hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get that in my mouth

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

He would like your banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bit of alright

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You got called in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting hot in here

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"It's getting hot in here "

Take off all your clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes "

Thanks for coming

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"It's getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes

Thanks for coming "

You, are more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes

Thanks for coming

You, are more than welcome "

Aren’t I too old for you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"It's getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes

Thanks for coming

You, are more than welcome

Aren’t I too old for you?"

where did you spring from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a drink?

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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago

Ashford


"It's getting hot in here

Take off all your clothes

Thanks for coming

You, are more than welcome

Aren’t I too old for you?"

“Ooooh. Suits you, Sir. Ooooh.”

(But I’d say it with the right amount of sexy meets comedy, promise)

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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago

Ashford


"Would you like a drink? "

Assume the (wheel) position, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like a drink?

Assume the (wheel) position, please. "

Change your age criteria to 50

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lose the boots, and suit

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You really do suit pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I’m so honoured mwah

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Drop your trousers you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop your trousers you’ve pulled "

I wish

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil


"Drop your trousers you’ve pulled

I wish "

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Such a cute bubble butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome Chef, full English, please.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Your mouth already seems full

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