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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Twonk here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyah Jim

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all . Enjoying their Satuday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah well "

¹st & ²nd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nocturnal Ones

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X

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By *ore4fundevonCouple
over a year ago

West Devon

Feels like it's going to be a long night... Poorly child

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Aye up!

*doffs cap*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hola Jim, good evening everyone…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

I had a sixth sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well

¹st & ²nd."

I won't be greedier tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyah Jim "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyah Jim

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw"

I have Van Morrison on - Crazy Love. I'll listen after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all . Enjoying their Satuday night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. It's Saturday night and the feeling's right.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster."

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. What did you do today by the coast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

"

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second. "

Fatch him ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still sleeping in my van. Will be doing just that very soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Nocturnal Ones "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. You look all white to me.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Good evening OP… no Night Nurse here tonight… just coffee infused 19 crimes wine … same outcome though

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second.

Fatch him ffs "

It’s ok I was first last night so fatch away, not a kink I’m familiar with

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Jim et al, you nocturnal owls

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......"

Aw, no!

The meds not helping any, KC? Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feels like it's going to be a long night... Poorly child "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, FunDevon. We'll try and help you through the night. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second.

Fatch him ffs

It’s ok I was first last night so fatch away, not a kink I’m familiar with "

I think it stands for a fucking catch or something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to FunDevon. They're on duties tonight.

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By *inx_xxWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good evening Jim and fellow late nighters x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm loving the new shoes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feels like it's going to be a long night... Poorly child "

Brew some strong tea, biscuit fuel and all my faith your way. X

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second.

Fatch him ffs

It’s ok I was first last night so fatch away, not a kink I’m familiar with

I think it stands for a fucking catch or something along those lines "

I must give it a try

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Twonk here "

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye up!

*doffs cap*"

Hey, it's Ms Mac. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ms Mac. How the flip are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola Jim, good evening everyone….. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and good afternoooooooooooooon, Lorraine. What have you been up to today in the Florida?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

I had a sixth sense "

³ ± ³.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess "

Can you please inform James so he gets it right in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for those that were in my thread for chatting up ladies yesterday I never performed the helicopter as a way of chat up

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm loving the new shoes. x"

Planning on wearing them on my sojourn to Shrewsbury next Saturday. Me & Dreavus. Road trip!

Perchance, shall we see you there...? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Word "

Word to your mother. And good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Tren.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nos da Jim , see you in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm loving the new shoes. x

Planning on wearing them on my sojourn to Shrewsbury next Saturday. Me & Dreavus. Road trip!

Perchance, shall we see you there...? X"

They are beautiful!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome! "

Hang on, you’re ‘alone’?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"And for those that were in my thread for chatting up ladies yesterday I never performed the helicopter as a way of chat up "

Visual proof required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

I had a sixth sense

³ ± ³."

You and your fancy number tricks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyah Jim

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

I have Van Morrison on - Crazy Love. I'll listen after "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWVXyAzkLlo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Hola Jim, good evening everyone…..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and good afternoooooooooooooon, Lorraine. What have you been up to today in the Florida?"

Just a few quick errands and a pool day Jim. Nothing exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome!

Hang on, you’re ‘alone’?"

As always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

I had a sixth sense

³ ± ³.

You and your fancy number tricks. "

I didn't mean to do the underline thing under the +. But I left it because it looks like a face.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome!

Hang on, you’re ‘alone’?

As always "

Pffft you clearly didn’t follow the advice

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess

Can you please inform James so he gets it right in the future "

I'll certainly try, when he's not posting totally irrelevant facts at about 3 o'clock in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Would you just hurry up and feel better for goodness sakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

I had a sixth sense

³ ± ³.

You and your fancy number tricks.

I didn't mean to do the underline thing under the +. But I left it because it looks like a face."

It does. Has a bit of kawaii feel about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome!

Hang on, you’re ‘alone’?

As always

Pffft you clearly didn’t follow the advice "

The pubs were dead, nobody to helicopter and take home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. You twonk. At least you don't have to worry about being the ¹st poster.

So much for the heads up, it was wasted on me

I'm so sorry. Happy to pass on the title ! I just happened to fatch him in the precise second.

Fatch him ffs "

I'm not blessed in the hair department, but I don't need thatching.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess

Can you please inform James so he gets it right in the future

I'll certainly try, when he's not posting totally irrelevant facts at about 3 o'clock in the morning "

I predict that will happen again in wee hours, silly twonk

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m still sleeping in my van. Will be doing just that very soon x"

It's all that sea air. x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning? "

Evening I like your agenda tonight. Very similar to mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening OP… no Night Nurse here tonight… just coffee infused 19 crimes wine … same outcome though "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kinky. Happy Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim et al, you nocturnal owls "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Is your roof thatched?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that."

OK GO x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and fellow late nighters x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minx somewhere in Shropshire. How was your Saturday? x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ok Jim, this has to be said now, apart from the Alreeeeet bit, I'm a Twonk, and Pink Panther is a Twonkess. Just thought I'd get that in early doors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x"

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x"

The Avalanches - Subways

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning?

Evening I like your agenda tonight. Very similar to mine. "

I feel like we could be a powerful force together Rose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning?

Evening I like your agenda tonight. Very similar to mine.

I feel like we could be a powerful force together Rose. "

Let me check if my broomstick is in a flyable condition and I'll be wheezing to Worcester

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x"

The band!

You twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You're certainly a twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk "

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker."

Are you praising your speaker or its just doubly smart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna share a band with people because they made me smile soooo much yesterday. I went to see Duran Duran and this really quirky , arousing and sexually interesting band were supporting . I’ve never heard of them before but they literally confused what I thought I found attractive ……

https://youtu.be/JiB2_ZnmJqY

they’re called Walt Disco

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, 5:00p.m. warm sunshiny day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Pool. Welcome to what I call The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mr Pool. He's in Liverpool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexMan. Why the sad Sadface?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, 5:00p.m. warm sunshiny day"

It was here too. Beautiful. Hi Bill !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr Pool. He's in Liverpool."

Cheers Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Highlander. I watched Zack Snyder's Justice League last week. It's a little bit epic.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker."

Excellent. Let me know what you think. They're better in video format - they're proper performance artists x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr Pool. He's in Liverpool.

Cheers Jim

"

Hi there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr Pool. He's in Liverpool.

Cheers Jim

"

Don't mention it. How was your day?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that."

James Cagney, Jim Carey, or some Jim Morrison

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Douglas

Evening Mr Jim

And you sexy lot

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello from the posh side, Mr Pool.

*waves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mr Pool. He's in Liverpool.

Cheers Jim

Don't mention it. How was your day?"

Enjoyable thanks.

Some time with my son this morning and a nice relaxing afternoon with little to do other than just enjoy doing nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello from the posh side, Mr Pool.

*waves x"

Haha.. hello from the other side x

Big wave back x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Mr Jim

And you sexy lot "

Hey Aqua!

Love your new pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm loving the new shoes. x

Planning on wearing them on my sojourn to Shrewsbury next Saturday. Me & Dreavus. Road trip!

Perchance, shall we see you there...? X"

Oh, I assumed you weren't coming with the Shrewsbury social having been cancelled. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nos da Jim , see you in the morning "

I wasn't expecting to see you. And I've probably not replied in time before you go to sleep. But I'll say it anyway, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Taff. Catch you later.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, 5:00p.m. warm sunshiny day

It was here too. Beautiful. Hi Bill ! "
hi t-rose

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Jimerooski!

I bought new shoes today. They're red. Do you like them? X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I'm loving the new shoes. x

Planning on wearing them on my sojourn to Shrewsbury next Saturday. Me & Dreavus. Road trip!

Perchance, shall we see you there...? X

Oh, I assumed you weren't coming with the Shrewsbury social having been cancelled. x"

Well, long story. It was cancelled cos people didn't want to go to Wrexham. So Dreavus & I thought we'd have a girlie day in Chester. But Lola now says some folk are still going to meet in a pub for a drink & a chat. So I guess we'll do that. It's my pre-birthday celebration, after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jager. Have you got the moves like Jagger?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hello from the posh side, Mr Pool.

*waves x

Haha.. hello from the other side x

Big wave back x"

Welcome, we all get used to Jim.....eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola Jim, good evening everyone…..

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and good afternoooooooooooooon, Lorraine. What have you been up to today in the Florida?

Just a few quick errands and a pool day Jim. Nothing exciting. "

That'll do.

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By *inx_xxWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Good evening Jim and fellow late nighters x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minx somewhere in Shropshire. How was your Saturday? x"

Not too shabby thanks Jim, went to Ironbridge had a cheeky wine in the sun.

How about you?

Shrewsbury social you say.....

I would like to request to be on the guest list for the next one. I love a good social

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all! I’m just chilling out at home! Bottle of red open and looking for a good film! Any suggestions are welcome!

Hang on, you’re ‘alone’?

As always

Pffft you clearly didn’t follow the advice "

He should helicopter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess

Can you please inform James so he gets it right in the future

I'll certainly try, when he's not posting totally irrelevant facts at about 3 o'clock in the morning "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo, yo, yo, Rose. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

I had a sixth sense

³ ± ³.

You and your fancy number tricks.

I didn't mean to do the underline thing under the +. But I left it because it looks like a face.

It does. Has a bit of kawaii feel about it "

Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twonk here

Nah, I'm a Twonk, you're a Twonkess

Can you please inform James so he gets it right in the future

I'll certainly try, when he's not posting totally irrelevant facts at about 3 o'clock in the morning

I predict that will happen again in wee hours, silly twonk "

Oi!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

Aw, no!

The meds not helping any, KC? Hugs xx"

Just on my usual meds, nowt extra. Really struggling with stairs at home so am staying upstairs most of the time but then I miss out on stuff. Urgh!

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TyneCpl. How are things in the North East?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Would you just hurry up and feel better for goodness sakes."

Am trying, Jim. Mr KC would probably say I'm very trying

He's just tried to cheer me up with his penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Waking up with a woman, that I probably won't see again. A bacon sandwich, mug of tea. A stroll round town. What's your perfect Sunday morning?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

Aw, no!

The meds not helping any, KC? Hugs xx

Just on my usual meds, nowt extra. Really struggling with stairs at home so am staying upstairs most of the time but then I miss out on stuff. Urgh!

How are you?"

Oh bless you. Time for stronger meds?

I'm great, thanks. Definitely been enjoying life to the full the last few weeks xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Waking up with a woman, that I probably won't see again. A bacon sandwich, mug of tea. A stroll round town. What's your perfect Sunday morning?"

*In Worcester, Jim. You missed "in Worcester" from your ideal Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Jim, this has to be said now, apart from the Alreeeeet bit, I'm a Twonk, and Pink Panther is a Twonkess. Just thought I'd get that in early doors "

Is Alice a twonkess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

Aw, no!

The meds not helping any, KC? Hugs xx

Just on my usual meds, nowt extra. Really struggling with stairs at home so am staying upstairs most of the time but then I miss out on stuff. Urgh!

How are you?

Oh bless you. Time for stronger meds?

I'm great, thanks. Definitely been enjoying life to the full the last few weeks xx"

There's nothing really to take. Can't increase pregabalin without ballsing up my kidney function. I'm allergic to certain NSAIDs and the remaining one gave me gastritis. I'm avoiding codeine. So, short of a miracle, it's grin and bear it

I'm glad you've been having a merry old time over there on your Peninsula

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England "

Hello from out West

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England "

Xxx

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Good evening Jim!... Evening night owls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

The Avalanches - Subways "

Red had already won, you twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a lot of twonks tonight.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! It's been a staying-on-bed sort of day. Still struggling with pain. Went out to watch my daughter go horse riding but I didn't join in Then we watched Independence Day......

Aw, no!

The meds not helping any, KC? Hugs xx

Just on my usual meds, nowt extra. Really struggling with stairs at home so am staying upstairs most of the time but then I miss out on stuff. Urgh!

How are you?

Oh bless you. Time for stronger meds?

I'm great, thanks. Definitely been enjoying life to the full the last few weeks xx

There's nothing really to take. Can't increase pregabalin without ballsing up my kidney function. I'm allergic to certain NSAIDs and the remaining one gave me gastritis. I'm avoiding codeine. So, short of a miracle, it's grin and bear it

I'm glad you've been having a merry old time over there on your Peninsula "

Aw well of Mr KC's penis doesn't cheer you up (I'm sure it will) we need to plan another day out, when I'm back from bonny Scotland. *Kiltworrying

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"There's a lot of twonks tonight."

Plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West "

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect Sunday morning would be: wake up without a hangover, put Songs in the key of life by Stevie Wonder on the stereo, make some coffee and breakfast, soak up some rays, take the dog for a walk on the marshes then meet up with some friends for a pint

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered."

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered."

Yas and me both in the middle today! Only about 15 miles south

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

The Avalanches - Subways

Red had already won, you twonk."

I always win.

I am the best.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Diane Ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of twonks tonight."

Tsunami even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of twonks tonight.

Tsunami even"

Twonkami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

Jim, what would be your perfect Sunday morning?

Evening I like your agenda tonight. Very similar to mine.

I feel like we could be a powerful force together Rose.

Let me check if my broomstick is in a flyable condition and I'll be wheezing to Worcester "

Wheezing.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered."

And I'm on the little sticky out bit

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered.

Yas and me both in the middle today! Only about 15 miles south "

Your in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a lot of twonks tonight.

Tsunami even

Twonkami"

Twonk army.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered.

Yas and me both in the middle today! Only about 15 miles south "

Good evening Bob

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening Jim.... evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross "

Diana Ross it is. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of twonks tonight.

Tsunami even

Twonkami

Twonk army."

hahah! Brilliant

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x"

And I'm still waiting x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got Supremes as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered.

And I'm on the little sticky out bit "

Hi Red, you always stand out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a lot of twonks tonight.

Tsunami even

Twonkami

Twonk army.

hahah! Brilliant "

I hasten to add I fully expect you adding that to nocturnal greeting. Hope I get some backing on this

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ok Jim, this has to be said now, apart from the Alreeeeet bit, I'm a Twonk, and Pink Panther is a Twonkess. Just thought I'd get that in early doors

Is Alice a twonkess?"

Only when Brother Dave has got her girlie head on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker.

Are you praising your speaker or its just doubly smart?"

Neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok Jim, this has to be said now, apart from the Alreeeeet bit, I'm a Twonk, and Pink Panther is a Twonkess. Just thought I'd get that in early doors

Is Alice a twonkess?

Only when Brother Dave has got her girlie head on "

You need to stop fighting over this. Collectively we are best nocturnal twonk army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker.

Are you praising your speaker or its just doubly smart?

Neither."

I don't do riddles at half 11pm.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Good evening Jim, KC and all, Greetings from the Far East of England

Hello from out West

And Yas in the middle. Nocturnal's got it all covered.

And I'm on the little sticky out bit

Hi Red, you always stand out "

Aw, you smooth talker, Leo. I love it

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Instead of "tanks fly" twonkarmy arise?

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over a year ago


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x"

He kept you hanging on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna share a band with people because they made me smile soooo much yesterday. I went to see Duran Duran and this really quirky , arousing and sexually interesting band were supporting . I’ve never heard of them before but they literally confused what I thought I found attractive ……

https://youtu.be/JiB2_ZnmJqY

they’re called Walt Disco "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RubyAnth. I like checking out new bands, thank you. Welcome to The Late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to RubyAnth. They like Duran Duran.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to RubyAnth. They like Duran Duran."

Hi RubyAnth. I like the sound of your username

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x

He kept you hanging on"

He did that's the last time I'm wanking him off in Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Xxx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9_y6nFjoVp4

Baby Love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x

He kept you hanging on

He did that's the last time I'm wanking him off in Shrewsbury "

You touched him in the morning ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x

He kept you hanging on

He did that's the last time I'm wanking him off in Shrewsbury

You touched him in the morning ?"

No he tried stick it in me

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I need food!

I'll be back. Just like Arnie.

Only not Austrian.

Nor dressed in leather holding a huge weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x

He kept you hanging on

He did that's the last time I'm wanking him off in Shrewsbury

You touched him in the morning ?

No he tried stick it in me"

That's no good. You can't hurry love.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Time for another round of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Diane Ross

Diana Ross it is. x

And I'm still waiting x

He kept you hanging on

He did that's the last time I'm wanking him off in Shrewsbury

You touched him in the morning ?

No he tried stick it in me

That's no good. You can't hurry love."

I was like a candle in the wind

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Ok Jim, this has to be said now, apart from the Alreeeeet bit, I'm a Twonk, and Pink Panther is a Twonkess. Just thought I'd get that in early doors

Is Alice a twonkess?

Only when Brother Dave has got her girlie head on

You need to stop fighting over this. Collectively we are best nocturnal twonk army "

There's no fighting, although I do give a mean one fingered Chinese burn xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, 5:00p.m. warm sunshiny day"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. I should probably say good afternooooooooooooooon and howdy. What have you been doing in Texan Texas today?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/ADSVOGbbplk " upside-down" hscc cover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm bored of TalkSPORT, let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. It's as simple as that.

OK GO x

I've only been nocturnalling half an hour. x

The band!

You twonk

OK Go are playing from my smart smart speaker.

Excellent. Let me know what you think. They're better in video format - they're proper performance artists x"

They're ok, haha. Did they do a video using treadmills? x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Ah bollox, last again.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you didn't get a response from me, I'm sorry. I've run out of flippin' internet paper. The nocturnal thread will return in a few moments.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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" If you didn't get a response from me, I'm sorry. I've run out of flippin' internet paper. The nocturnal thread will return in a few moments."

He's gone to point Percy at the porcelain

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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One Hundred and Eighty

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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One Hundred and Eighty One, I had a spare dart

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Jim wants to know what people said on this thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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He's not paying much attention though

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


" Jim wants to know what people said on this thread "

Nothing Ace, nobody said anything on this thread

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"" Jim wants to know what people said on this thread "

Nothing Ace, nobody said anything on this thread ]"

Well that was a waste of internet paper then wasn't it ffs

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


" Jim wants to know what people said on this thread "

Nothing Ace, nobody said anything on this thread ]"

Well that was a waste of internet paper then wasn't it ffs "

No problem Ace, paper is biodegradable

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"" Jim wants to know what people said on this thread "

Nothing Ace, nobody said anything on this thread ]"

Well that was a waste of internet paper then wasn't it ffs "

No problem Ace, paper is biodegradable "

I've got paperwork dating back to the 70's which hasn't biodegraded yet, where am I going wrong?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


" I've got paperwork dating back to the 70's which hasn't biodegraded yet, where am I going wrong? "

Try moisture, most biological processes benefit free m being moist

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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They're being a bit too technical ^

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