FabSwingers.com forum: I can't see the keyboard........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Touch screen?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Touch screen?"

Desktop

Darkly Duskly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't predd the wring bunyons..ort you worms will cime out all wring

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Tits too big granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put glasses on my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put your glasses on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Don't predd the wring bunyons..ort you worms will cime out all wring

im tyhping from memory and I do a good job of that as long as I hit the home keys first x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

That's your bumhole Yas

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Pop big light on granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Tits too big granny? "

That made me laugh.

No. i wish they were but they are not. I can see over them sadly

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That's your bumhole Yas"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Pop big light on granny

I knew some fucking sensible soul would give genuine real proper advice.....

I'm too lazy to get up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"put your glasses on"

On what ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Put glasses on my lovely

Your 'lovely' ? Is that a euphemism for your 'tuppence' ?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Buy a new chair

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Too much Ale

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Too much Ale"

You'll have a big head in the morning

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get a Stannah chair life installed to the switch or get smart

home witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put glasses on my lovely

Your 'lovely' ? Is that a euphemism for your 'tuppence' ?"

No you miserable old crow, it is a term of endearment

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Put glasses on my lovely

Your 'lovely' ? Is that a euphemism for your 'tuppence' ?

No you miserable old crow, it is a term of endearment

Such a lovely way with words. How

could anyone not love you ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Get a Stannah chair life installed to the switch or get smart

home witchcraft "

I can walk. I'm just bone idle.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Put big light on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Get a Stannah chair life installed to the switch or get smart

home witchcraft

I can walk. I'm just bone idle."

Magic carpet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Granny, you can remedy this for similar future situations by purchasing a light-up gaming keyboard.

Find the home keys and search the internet. You may have to get up to answer the door when the delivery driver arrives, but that's a problem for another day.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Granny's gonna need a bigger keyboard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Granny, you can remedy this for similar future situations by purchasing a light-up gaming keyboard.

Find the home keys and search the internet. You may have to get up to answer the door when the delivery driver arrives, but that's a problem for another day.

Hey Lickiety, I've got one of those, it's a Logitech G11, can turn all ma music up and down as well

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Put big light on"

Sandybeach said that ......... ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ..... it's like the outer limits in here two mindreaders.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Granny, you can remedy this for similar future situations by purchasing a light-up gaming keyboard.

Find the home keys and search the internet. You may have to get up to answer the door when the delivery driver arrives, but that's a problem for another day.

Hello Lickety , what a good idea..... I got up to go to the loo and put the light on ..... ten times faster now. On the keyboard, not the toilet.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Tits too big granny?

That made me laugh.

No. i wish they were but they are not. I can see over them sadly "

Can I see over them? And will let you know if I’m sadly or not

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Granny, you can remedy this for similar future situations by purchasing a light-up gaming keyboard.

Find the home keys and search the internet. You may have to get up to answer the door when the delivery driver arrives, but that's a problem for another day.

Hello Lickety , what a good idea..... I got up to go to the loo and put the light on ..... ten times faster now. On the keyboard, not the toilet."

I wonder if I will pee faster if I turn the light on.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's a quantum keyboard. It simultaneously exists and does not exist. *Swishy magic hand movement*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I wonder if I will pee faster if I turn the light on.

Given that Jim goes for a sit down wee, can you manage a stand up wee quicker than him?

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