FabSwingers.com forum: Your inner seagull...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have you ever felt the urge to grab the food out of someone's hand and eat it?

Asking for a (feathery) friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only all the time

Especially with something chocolatey...

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

OP is a seagull masquerading as a human.

Hide your food!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Khooaarrr?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Only all the time

Especially with something chocolatey..."

Man on my train with a danish pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, certain times when famished after a long journey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine being at the seaside on sunny day, you're hungry and you sit on a bench next to someone with a open bag of hot, golden chips......

Now tell me you're not feeling peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only all the time

Especially with something chocolatey...

Man on my train with a danish pastry

Grab it, throw the raisins on his lap, run and don't look back!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm more Jonathan Livingston than a Southend chip snatcher.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Imagine being at the seaside on sunny day, you're hungry and you sit on a bench next to someone with a open bag of hot, golden chips......

Now tell me you're not feeling peckish.

I don't have to be at the seaside to get that "I want those chips" feeling.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Put your feathery friend back - NOW! We don't know where they've been!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt this normal behaviour

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"OP is a seagull masquerading as a human.

Hide your food!

Gimme chips!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m on a massive health kick, eating clean food.

Today I’ve had to endure my kids eating chocolate and sweets whilst we played crazy golf.

Then I bought a salmon salad and had pineapple whilst they ate burger and chips and ice-cream…

The force was strong even though I could have devoured every bit they left…

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Have you ever felt the urge to grab the food out of someone's hand and eat it?

No, but I have just taken a shit on someone’s freshly washed car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine being at the seaside on sunny day, you're hungry and you sit on a bench next to someone with a open bag of hot, golden chips......

Now tell me you're not feeling peckish.

Your words drive me wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine being at the seaside on sunny day, you're hungry and you sit on a bench next to someone with a open bag of hot, golden chips......

Now tell me you're not feeling peckish.

oh yes I have an inner seagull

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Chips from someone elses plate always taste good. I wonder why that is.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I often think of Mel Smith in Colin’s Sandwich where having a breakdown he dines in his favourite restaurant. Getting food envy he snatches a lobster from a fellow diner. I’ve had moments close to that.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chips from someone elses plate always taste good. I wonder why that is."

So true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miiiine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I don’t share my food EVER!! And wouldn’t want someone else’s.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes, certain times when famished after a long journey."

I get famished on the way from the sofa to the fridge some days

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

This made me laugh

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I think I must have been a Seagull in a past life

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

There's a great video of a seagull who walks into a newsagent and comes out with a packet of crisps.

Also there are some great ones of them waiting to pounce on people walking past and grabbing the sausages or fish off their takeaway as they are eating it walking along the road.

Little bastards they are!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There's a great video of a seagull who walks into a newsagent and comes out with a packet of crisps.

Also there are some great ones of them waiting to pounce on people walking past and grabbing the sausages or fish off their takeaway as they are eating it walking along the road.

Little bastards they are!"

Yes one in Greggs in Lpool goes through the doors and helps itself to a bag of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this thing between my and my daughter. It's an ongoing joke now but I love particularly picking of her plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a side note.. very few People were allowed to feed me something off their hand throughout the course of life.

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