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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Taunton

What should you never put in a woman's pussy...

I'm thinking Bombay mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with chilli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The television, and never on a Sunday before 9pm

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Anything she doesn’t want put in there

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A lightsaber

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Toothpaste

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The Sky Remote. Won't be big enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fly… boy can you tell when a woman has one in there…nasty lol

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Barbed wire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint source shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bricks, sticks, mud, leaves....

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like it would be easier to say what you should

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Popping candy, apparently. Although the idea still appeals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfiled, dirty nails.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Plutonium.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sperm.. dirty bastards

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Gerbils

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

An automatic umbrella

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By *eavertracker OP   Man
over a year ago

Taunton

Digestive biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Larger!

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By *rixterMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Cactus ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Also, don’t blow into it too hard, especially near period time. It’s very rare but it can kill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also, don’t blow into it too hard, especially near period time. It’s very rare but it can kill."

If you blew n blew would they end up like a space hopper then whizz up in the air and spiral away emitting a long drawn out fanny fart with Labia buzzing

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"Also, don’t blow into it too hard, especially near period time. It’s very rare but it can kill.

If you blew n blew would they end up like a space hopper then whizz up in the air and spiral away emitting a long drawn out fanny fart with Labia buzzing "

No, apparently there’s a risk of air bubbles passing through the cervix and being absorbed into the blood through the cervical walls causing heart failure

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A scabby headed cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

razer blades

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By *omond guyMan
over a year ago

alexandria


"The television, and never on a Sunday before 9pm "

?? ??

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Wasabi peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Absinthe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock without a cover unless she says you can and you're 'clean'

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Mint source shower gel"

That stuff is vicious!!!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Kitchen sink.

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

A family sized dairy milk bar was actually ok but didn’t look right afterwards

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Salt and/or vinegar.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A live fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet cream

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