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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fanny farts?

I'm curious to know men's views on this one... Do they put you off? Are they hilarious? Or are they hot because it's your cock that's made it happen?

Ladies, how do you feel about them? Do they embarrass you? Or are you too busy having fun to notice?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Forget all that stuff about "making women squirt", this is the true holy grail of coitus for me

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I think there funny and can b the thing that makes u relax more especially wen ur with some 1 for the 1st time x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think there funny and can b the thing that makes u relax more especially wen ur with some 1 for the 1st time x "

That's true, they seen lighten the mood and make you both giggle

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Probably a sign of a secure relationship - when something happens, you can laugh if it’s funny or be supportive when it’s needed.

There’s a lot about sex that should be laughed at rather than taken to heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a good feeling when inside

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By *hatalovelypairCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I use to be embarassed by them. Now we either ignore them if we are in the heat of the moment, or they make us giggle.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Any Fart is funny...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They're amusing...I'm not sure my cock is responsible for them...I've felt the lady's vagina ballooning round my fingers drawing air in ..to be released with hilarious results

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a wife that fanny farted constantly I would think I had chosen the wrong woman.

Anybody else it's just a passing phase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts?

I'm curious to know men's views on this one... Do they put you off? Are they hilarious? Or are they hot because it's your cock that's made it happen?

Ladies, how do you feel about them? Do they embarrass you? Or are you too busy having fun to notice?

You could from your arse and it wouldn’t put me off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends who your with lol if im comfortable in their company I'd just laugh..

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

They crack me up!

Especially the repeat ones! You know, when you've been on a long session, you raise your arse for some wet, orgasmic doggy, he starts pounding away and you get the combo sound of fanny farts and sticky ball slaps! Fucking hilarious!

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By *teve48ukMan
over a year ago

Ware

Omg now that’s a fanny question!!

Can definitely produce a giggle!! Let’s face it, we are all big kids at heart!

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Funny and preferable to the real thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny and preferable to the real thing

Haha they definitely smell better

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

They're definitely funny

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

They're hilarious...although I do sometimes point out that it was a fanny fart and not a bum fart...sometimes they sound a bit dubious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are funny, and they make me giggle, but farts are quite funny too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They crack me up!

^She takes the words out of my mouth

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

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By *ave1963BarnsleyMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I love them. They're all part of a good, horny session.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're hilarious...although I do sometimes point out that it was a fanny fart and not a bum fart...sometimes they sound a bit dubious

I've done this, with a sheepish look on my face usually. Although once it was actually a bum fart

I think I got away with it hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious. "

That’s what I always say

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

That’s what I always say

So if it's a cock that puts the air in there, is it not technically a cock fart?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

That’s what I always say

So if it's a cock that puts the air in there, is it not technically a cock fart?

I wonder could an actual cock fart be achieved through sounding

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

I knew someone who hated it, she felt so embarrassed by it...i thought it just lightened the mood

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

That’s what I always say

So if it's a cock that puts the air in there, is it not technically a cock fart?

I wonder could an actual cock fart be achieved through sounding "

I can confirm through pained and surreal experience that this is in fact a thing. I had to have a camera up there years ago (cancer scare - btw guys... if it happens, man tf up and just get checked! We lose too many good men to avoidable shit!)

A very VERY weird sensation... quite a relief though!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I.just laugh

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

That’s what I always say

So if it's a cock that puts the air in there, is it not technically a cock fart?

I wonder could an actual cock fart be achieved through sounding

A very VERY weird sensation... quite a relief though!"

I actually wasn't expecting an answer but thanken you.

Wise words also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The proper name is queefing which is a wonderful, underused word.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I used to be so embarrassed by them. Until M said who you think put the air in there in the first place? Now i either don't really register them or laugh if they are really obvious.

That’s what I always say

So if it's a cock that puts the air in there, is it not technically a cock fart?

I wonder could an actual cock fart be achieved through sounding

A very VERY weird sensation... quite a relief though!"

What this man says, if in doubt, check it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The proper name is queefing which is a wonderful, underused word.

I agree, a delightful word actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s only air, any man that would be put off by that should probably hand his man card back, when it’s happened in the past I’ve just made light of it to try and put the woman at ease, cause you can sense they’re waiting to see what your reaction is.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"They crack me up!

Similar to a hiccup-burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s part off sex it’s part off the human body nothing to be ashamed at or laugh at dosent bother me one bit

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"They crack me up!

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's happened with nearly all women I've slept with. We usually just ignored it or laughed it off. Doggy seems to be the position where it happens the most lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fine with it . In fact I’m open to hearing a few ladies and myself make them lol .

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Funny.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Doesn't put me off, and would make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitty,

To me they are nothing but a compliment for my hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love it but but wife is no sex now for about five years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny farts?

I'm curious to know men's views on this one... Do they put you off? Are they hilarious? Or are they hot because it's your cock that's made it happen?

Ladies, how do you feel about them? Do they embarrass you? Or are you too busy having fun to notice?

That's music for my ears, it's like the pussy saying ''Thank you''

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Not been privileged with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to love it but but wife is no sex now for about five years "

That’s probably for a new thread, why do women go off sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I had a wife that fanny farted constantly I would think I had chosen the wrong woman.

Anybody else it's just a passing phase."

No man, that happens when you go in and out of her, air is getting trapped, great fun, I do it on purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they’re great but I’ve been with folk who are embarrassed by them and my laughing didn’t help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny and preferable to the real thing

Haha they definitely smell better

Pure bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had lady do this both fell about laughing said no sugar puff today suppose you had to be there still banged her like shit house door in typhoon after we had finished laughing x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I used to get embarrassed but now I giggle, way I see it you've been getting a good seeing to so roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frrrp.

Ace

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

ashford

I think they're pretty good actually!sign of good things happening!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We find them hilarious..it usually brings a quick end to the sex though as we are far too cracked up laughing to continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Par for the course. I've known some women who find it slightly embarrassing, but never fazes me. Let's face it, who doesn't like a fart joke?!

What about the noises that are sometimes made when skin comes together during sex?

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Funny and preferable to the real thing

Haha they definitely smell better

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yeah, but I bet you can't light them

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Par for the course. I've known some women who find it slightly embarrassing, but never fazes me. Let's face it, who doesn't like a fart joke?!

What about the noises that are sometimes made when skin comes together during sex? "

Oh the sweaty body farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Par for the course. I've known some women who find it slightly embarrassing, but never fazes me. Let's face it, who doesn't like a fart joke?!

What about the noises that are sometimes made when skin comes together during sex?

Oh the sweaty body farts

Yep, those

; not awkward at all

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