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"Are you planning on offering "Extras"? Vacuuming, exhaust cleaniness inspections, are just a couple of suggestions for the "Extra Services Menu" "ooooo if so, can I be paid in extras vouchers pls???!!!! | |||
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"Are you planning on offering "Extras"? Vacuuming, exhaust cleaniness inspections, are just a couple of suggestions for the "Extra Services Menu" "All 'extras' are to be negotiated with individual washers! Topless washes (for convertibles), additional 'polishing', inflation/deflation of anything required, checking dipsticks, a quick peek 'under the hood' and emissions testing will all be available! | |||
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"think we may need plenty of wet wipes too   "And for those that get 'over excited' - probably screen wipes too!! | |||
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"Will the guys working on Tuesdays be complying with the uniform, or do they go topless with just the skimpy shorts? "In the interests of equality - they'll only be going topless if the female drivers do too!!! | |||
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" yes ok as long as lots of soap bubbles and i can have my little cut of jean shorts on , lol "As soapy as you want Jo!! | |||
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"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol " me too and red lips and nails and heels , lol ok tan too. | |||
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"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol " They look off to me - but hey - it's hot outside so no worries!! | |||
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"After all this hard work ladys we may just need a rub down , lol "Well if it's too hot and sweaty - in sure a hose down can be arranged too!! | |||
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"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol They look off to me - but hey - it's hot outside so no worries!! "Lol it actually is so were do i sign lol | |||
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"Im defo in show me the way to the sponges hot pants already on lol They look off to me - but hey - it's hot outside so no worries!!
Lol it actually is so were do i sign lol"The contract is written on my arse in permanent ink - sign gently - and no dotting i's violently!! | |||
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"Hot pants? Nobody wants to see me in hot pants!  "Another volunteer for the 'naked team' then! | |||
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"Hot pants? Nobody wants to see me in hot pants!
Another volunteer for the 'naked team' then! "I don't think that should be inflicted on the unsuspecting public either, to be honest. | |||
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"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see "lol thats exactly what I thought! | |||
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"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!"Err we will be the judge of that you two ! | |||
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"Count me in i'm good with the Autoglym and Mer. "she knows what she's doing | |||
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"Count me in i'm good with the Autoglym and Mer. she knows what she's doing "Does the name not give it away | |||
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"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!
Err we will be the judge of that you two !"I can do big pants, not sure they are hot though  | |||
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"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash! Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!! No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants! It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!! Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!! Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "is the hose provided | |||
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"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash! Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!! No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants! It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!! Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!! Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!!
is the hose provided
"Oh yes!! And plenty of buckets, sponges and bubbles!! | |||
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"bagsy me for the dip sticking,im a dab hand with a dip stick and an oily rag no hotpants for me either,howsabout a cute little outfit,like those nursie outfits with the zip up the front,we could have badges on saying Obi,s Girlie Car Wash,"Put some sparkle in your gearstick" "Now that's a great idea!! Dress code now optional - vest and hot pants, Lacey's uniform, topless or nude! I'm an equal opportunities perve - sorry - employer!! | |||
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"bagsy me for the dip sticking,im a dab hand with a dip stick and an oily rag no hotpants for me either,howsabout a cute little outfit,like those nursie outfits with the zip up the front,we could have badges on saying Obi,s Girlie Car Wash,"Put some sparkle in your gearstick" " | |||
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"can i bring my motorbike ?" Of course! And if you just wear speedo's - you can get a free scrub too! If you ask the ladies nicely they may even give your helmet a nice polish!! | |||
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"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash! Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!! No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants! It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!! Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!! Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "can i skip the interview..and go straight for your hose.... | |||
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"Well - just been on dragons den and got my big wad of cash! Looking for happy workers for a new Fab Car Wash! Minimum wage, a couple of 'too small' cheap white vests and free tea and coffee - what more could you ask for!! And the tips will be great I'm sure!! No previous experience required - just a 'wazza set of norks' and a desire to work outdoors!! Sponges will be provided but bring your own hot pants! It's a 7 day a week job, 24 hr shifts to cater for those that want that 'late night when the mrs is asleep!' service!!! Oh and every second tuesday will be 'ladies day' - so will need a couple of guys too!! Form an orderly queue and get ready for your interviews!!! "can i skip the interview..and go straight for your hose.... | |||
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.. sure i could find another to have his name put down too! | |||
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"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day " wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy | |||
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"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy "Might be my next lot of photo's | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks?" Want to borrow mine? | |||
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"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's "One word! Lynx!! | |||
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"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's
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Lynx!! " *shudders* .. pucker up for a vomit based snowball lol | |||
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"i only clean my own car once a month haha so sod doing someone elses.. haha dont mind being all lathered and soaped up though but only on a hot day wouldnt mind seeing you all lathered and soaped up cute'n'sassy
Might be my next lot of photo's
One word!
Lynx!!
*shudders* .. pucker up for a vomit based snowball lol"Not again!!! I'm keeping my gob shut from now on!!! | |||
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" *shudders* .. pucker up for a vomit based snowball lol
Not again!!!
I'm keeping my gob shut from now on!!! "It was your fault anyway | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine?" Only if I can stand up in them | |||
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"I was right there with you until the hot pants bit...not sure that's a sight anyone would want to see lol thats exactly what I thought!
Err we will be the judge of that you two !
I can do big pants, not sure they are hot though "I got fat pants | |||
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"Are they cleaning rims? Lol" pmsl .. id not say no to that | |||
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"Nothing like shiny buffed up rims. Lol. " Ding Dong !! | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them " Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see." Never seen packs of jelly that big | |||
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now when do i start | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. Never seen packs of jelly that big "Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements. | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements."I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though! | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements.
I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!"I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby. | |||
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"Just squeezed into some hot pants where can I find a wazza set of norks? Want to borrow mine? Only if I can stand up in them Dunno. They are fairly heavy. How strong is your back? You could try strapping some large bags of jelly to your chest to see. Never seen packs of jelly that big
Lots of packs and very large containers to make it up and set it. You'd know how many you would need if we had a reliable measurements.
I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!
I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby."Would I wish to put my boobs in his hands? | |||
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"I'm working on that. The "selfless" volunteer measurer has been too busy shagging though!
I'm sure we could ask my ex to take over. He's got big hands, a camera and a dedication to everything booby.
Would I wish to put my boobs in his hands?
"I think you might. | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing "Hired! And on double time!! | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!! "woop woop | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop"It makes you look very virginal | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop
It makes you look very virginal" | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop
It makes you look very virginal"i do actually have a car sponge so not suree why i didn't include it in the picture,, kicking myself now. pssttt Ryan,,, im not a virgin | |||
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"Uniform on.. ready to start scrubbing
Hired! And on double time!!
woop woop
It makes you look very virginal
i do actually have a car sponge so not suree why i didn't include it in the picture,, kicking myself now.
pssttt Ryan,,, im not a virgin "You have shattered my illusion  | |||
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"How about a special price for those with larger Vehicles(trucks lol) "More expensive I'm afraid - but look on the bright side! Will take way more scantily clad fab lovelies to do the job! Just stick it on expenses!!! | |||
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"crap i just realized i can not work for you as i do not and will never wear hot pants.. " It's ok - you can have one of Lacey's uniforms! | |||
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"Any bonuses for cleaning pervy old geography teachers in citroen dollys cars "Let me just check company policy! . . . . . . . . No! | |||
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"crap i just realized i can not work for you as i do not and will never wear hot pants.. " That's getting the standard response to hot pants on here
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