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By *iaisonseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I fully understand and respect the general disdain of the ladies of this site for cock pics and know that none of you would ever select a partner based on his member.

However, cockfishing. Have you ever found the goods don't measure up to the brochure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the little fish that swims up your pee into your pee pee and sinks its teeth/claws in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met men who have omitted to tell me the said body part is not actually functional in a sexual capacity until in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fully understand and respect the general disdain of the ladies of this site for cock pics and know that none of you would ever select a partner based on his member.

However, cockfishing. Have you ever found the goods don't measure up to the brochure?"

Absolutely. I don't know if they were stolen pictures, Photoshop or incredibly flattering lighting and angles, but yes, have been disappointed in the past when the pants have come off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads but by the time I get to that part it’s just mmm not exactly what you sed on your profile but just stick it in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cockfished I chatted to a cock and a 6ft man turned up. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t be arsed

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By *iaisonseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Not the little fish that swims up your pee into your pee pee and sinks its teeth/claws in."

I think this is a myth but I also thought that about the vagina dentata

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By *iaisonseeker OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Loads but by the time I get to that part it’s just mmm not exactly what you sed on your profile but just stick it in anyway "

When life gives you, er, smaller cocks than expected...

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

I now have an image of a penis with fins darting about a fish tank in a living room in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the little fish that swims up your pee into your pee pee and sinks its teeth/claws in.

I think this is a myth but I also thought that about the vagina dentata "

Candiru is a tiny Amazonian parasitic catfish reported to swim into urethral and other body openings of unprotected bathers. It is also known as canero, camero, and urethra fish, and is a member of the genus Vandellia.

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