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"I bet it has pineapple hence why they are trying to swap it "Damn caught out | |||
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"What kinda pizza? "Ham cheese and tomato. Home cooked on a gluten free base. | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x" Awww have a virtual one from me x | |||
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"What kinda pizza?
Ham cheese and tomato. Home cooked on a gluten free base."Hhmmmm, sounds intriguing. I think I could swap you a few cuddles for that  | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) " I am in the cake sounds fantastic il take the chance | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x" Would you swap your arms for a cuddle? | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) " Oh always happy to accept chocolate cake yummm | |||
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"What kinda pizza?
Ham cheese and tomato. Home cooked on a gluten free base.
Hhmmmm, sounds intriguing. I think I could swap you a few cuddles for that "Deal! | |||
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"Hugs. Kisses. Feeling wanted. " I know those feelings 
I hope we can cheer you up with virtual ones for now xx | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) I am in the cake sounds fantastic il take the chance" Better be a lot of cake! | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x" 5 minutes of your time would be plenty | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) I am in the cake sounds fantastic il take the chance Better be a lot of cake!" One slice is sufficient | |||
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"Wish that I was younger. I need cuddles. Oh well I will have to eat the pizza all on my lonesome in my camper van. " You have a camper van?? Advertise free pizza and I’m sure you won’t be lonely for long  | |||
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"A wee kiss and cuddle would be nice" What are you offering to swap for it? | |||
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"I'd swap back /chest pain for a hot tub.. although being in one may ease the other! " Ack I don’t have a hot tub but I can run a hot bath instead? | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) " I'll jump in if nobody else will | |||
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"A wee kiss and cuddle would be nice What are you offering to swap for it? " My old DVD player | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) I am in the cake sounds fantastic il take the chance Better be a lot of cake! One slice is sufficient " It is very filling  | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) I'll jump in if nobody else will "There’s a queue forming for cake lol | |||
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"A wee kiss and cuddle would be nice What are you offering to swap for it? My old DVD player " Does it work and have a remote? | |||
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"With bubbles?" Always | |||
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"My mind "Aww what do you want in return for it? | |||
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"I’d happily swap my warm gooey chocolate fudge cake for bed snuggles (can’t promise hands won’t wander though) I am in the cake sounds fantastic il take the chance Better be a lot of cake! One slice is sufficient It is very filling "Il be round in 5 | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x" Just 5 minutes I'd be greedy and extend for few hours just to begin with | |||
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"A wee kiss and cuddle would be nice What are you offering to swap for it? My old DVD player Does it work and have a remote? " Yes otherwise it’s a rubbish swap | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x Would you swap your arms for a cuddle?" I need them for cuddling | |||
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Aww what do you want in return for it? "Cuddle + 1 Possible hug x 2 | |||
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"I'd swap my cider for a quickie  "Then we could share the cider | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x Would you swap your arms for a cuddle? I need them for cuddling " But you said anything in the world  | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x Would you swap your arms for a cuddle? I need them for cuddling But you said anything in the world "I meant anything but my arms | |||
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"What kinda pizza?
Ham cheese and tomato. Home cooked on a gluten free base."Oh god, all the goodness sucked out and replaced with misery | |||
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"I'd swap the next couple of hours for the couple of hours that are coming after.... I'm just impatient. " Oh only one hour to go! | |||
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"Some antihistamine tablets!! I'm covered in midge bites and so uncomfortable." Aww I have some but I’m a bit far away from you | |||
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"What kinda pizza?
Ham cheese and tomato. Home cooked on a gluten free base.
Oh god, all the goodness sucked out and replaced with misery"Haha it’s only because it was in the cupboard by accident | |||
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Could do with some more of those please! | |||
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"Anything I possess for a hug" I’ll have that cocktail you are making in exchange for a hug | |||
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"Someone to snuggle up to me whilst we just wind down for the weekend. "But watcha got in exchange? | |||
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"I'd swap my cider for a quickie
Then we could share the cider "Ooh match made there if you want it  | |||
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"I have chocolate, biscuits, cakes and sweets that I'm willing to share for a long cwtch but not swap "Pick me! Pick me!!! | |||
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"I'll share my takeout for an evening of snuggle up I'm not giving it all away it's too nice "Oh never give a whole take away to someone…better make room for a few of us | |||
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"Missing that chilled out snuggling and I’d swap it for a giant salted caramel and chocolate tart "Gaaahhh I’m drooling at the thought of salted caramel tart | |||
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"A snuggle with a lovely lady, film, snacks and a glass of wine. Too much to ask? "Never too much to ask. When am I coming over?? | |||
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"Im missing that support that comes from another having your back or being another pair of hands and a useful brain. Not sure what I would swap up for it, Ive not got much, a chocolate orange maybe, only half nibbled. "Half nibbled chocolate orange is acceptable payment. You have us! We have lots of hands and some have brains x | |||
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"Last night. And I'd swap for tonight" Aw this sounds interesting and exciting. I can offer you pizza, a DVD player, a half nibbled chocolate orange or a new set of arms for now?? | |||
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"Some antihistamine tablets!! I'm covered in midge bites and so uncomfortable. Aww I have some but I’m a bit far away from you "Just head north. I'll give you a massive hug | |||
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"Had some truly amazing cuddles last night - just perfect... tonight there's just an empty bed
Could do with some more of those please!"I'll swap you my empty bed for cuddles  | |||
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"Had some truly amazing cuddles last night - just perfect... tonight there's just an empty bed
Could do with some more of those please!"Awww I don’t know who gave those amazing cuddles but I hope they come back into your arms soon…in the meantime would you like an old DVD player?? | |||
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"A snuggle with a lovely lady, film, snacks and a glass of wine. Too much to ask?
Never too much to ask. When am I coming over?? "Now? Whenever! | |||
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"Some antihistamine tablets!! I'm covered in midge bites and so uncomfortable. Aww I have some but I’m a bit far away from you
Just head north. I'll give you a massive hug "Deal! Leave a key under the mat and I’ll be there in a few hours | |||
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"I'd swap anything in the world for just a 5 min cuddle on the sofa x Would you swap your arms for a cuddle? I need them for cuddling But you said anything in the world
I meant anything but my arms "Haha, | |||
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"My boyfriend. He's on his way home so I will swap the sofa for bed
NBVN x"Ooof good swap!! Don’t do anything we wouldn’t do | |||
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"A snuggle with a lovely lady, film, snacks and a glass of wine. Too much to ask?
Never too much to ask. When am I coming over??
Now? Whenever! "I’ll be right over | |||
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"Had some truly amazing cuddles last night - just perfect... tonight there's just an empty bed
Could do with some more of those please!
I'll swap you my empty bed for cuddles "I'll be right there | |||
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"Im missing that support that comes from another having your back or being another pair of hands and a useful brain. Not sure what I would swap up for it, Ive not got much, a chocolate orange maybe, only half nibbled.
Half nibbled chocolate orange is acceptable payment. You have us! We have lots of hands and some have brains x"Thankyou, that made me smile xx | |||
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"Im missing that support that comes from another having your back or being another pair of hands and a useful brain. Not sure what I would swap up for it, Ive not got much, a chocolate orange maybe, only half nibbled.
Half nibbled chocolate orange is acceptable payment. You have us! We have lots of hands and some have brains x
Thankyou, that made me smile xx"Pleasure. But mind out for some fellas here cos they only have brains in their pants unless you like that kinda thing | |||
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"Had some truly amazing cuddles last night - just perfect... tonight there's just an empty bed
Could do with some more of those please!
I'll swap you my empty bed for cuddles
I'll be right there "Key is in the usual place.... or just come in the back door | |||
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"Had some truly amazing cuddles last night - just perfect... tonight there's just an empty bed
Could do with some more of those please!
I'll swap you my empty bed for cuddles
I'll be right there
Key is in the usual place.... or just come in the back door " ooffftt | |||
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"Rainy days for a normal sunny european holiday Id swap my handbag collection for love" With you on the holiday thing. But is Love really worth your handbag collection…think hard now before answering. Your whole handbag collection remember… | |||
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"I'd swap intimacy, kisses, cuddles etc for the same. It is very much lacking in my life " Seems a theme going on here, we all want more intimacy and cuddles…I’m sure if we club together ee can find some for you | |||
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"What are you missing right now and what would you swap for it if you were offered it now? I’d swap pizza slices for cuddles "I would sacrifice and offer my chest for these I'm not a natural cuddler but what the heck | |||
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"Some antihistamine tablets!! I'm covered in midge bites and so uncomfortable." I feel your pain a few weeks ago I had over 100 bites. It's enough to drive you crazy | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them." So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them. So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? " They always said happy birthday and I'd open presents and their card from them.dont get any birthday cards etc now. | |||
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"I'd swap my cider for a quickie "I can do the quickie whilst you drink the cider if you like | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them. So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? They always said happy birthday and I'd open presents and their card from them.dont get any birthday cards etc now. " Would you like a birthday thread here ? I know its nothing like your parents attention and love but maybe they would want you to have a reason to smile on that day you became part of their lives. Unless it would make it worse. Do say ! | |||
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"I'd swap back /chest pain for a hot tub.. although being in one may ease the other! Ack I don’t have a hot tub but I can run a hot bath instead? " yes please. | |||
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"What are you missing right now and what would you swap for it if you were offered it now? I’d swap pizza slices for cuddles "I miss the first car I brought with money I earned myself. Was a Chrysler Crossfire (and no, I was not a hairdresser )
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them. So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? They always said happy birthday and I'd open presents and their card from them.dont get any birthday cards etc now. " Happy birthday! And I hope it isn't a lonely one.  | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them. So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? They always said happy birthday and I'd open presents and their card from them.dont get any birthday cards etc now. Happy birthday! And I hope it isn't a lonely one. "Thank you and it probably will be a lonely one as no1 will remember my birthday | |||
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"Cuddles and affection "Until you get those in real life join our cuddle fest here x | |||
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"I'm really good tonight. And I have some goodness to give out "I love this spread that goodness across fab! | |||
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"What are you missing right now and what would you swap for it if you were offered it now? I’d swap pizza slices for cuddles
I would sacrifice and offer my chest for these I'm not a natural cuddler but what the heck "I have enough chest of my own so you can keep yours Cuddles are yours for free! | |||
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"Free hugs and cuddles handed out here" Awww cheers! | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them." Awww I’m so sorry
I hope we can brighten your birthday a bit even though you are feeling sad x | |||
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"I would do anything for a cuddle now " Do a little dance for us?? | |||
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"I miss the feel of someone's skin against mine. " It’s a terrible feeling to miss
We can offer you fab cuddles in the meantime and somewhere up there is a half eaten chocolate orange | |||
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"Anything for someone to care about me." We care!!! X | |||
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"I would swap all of FAB, clubs, sex everything. Just for that 1 special person to make me feel complete & hold close at night" I don’t know said person but can I offer you an old DVD player or a slice of pizza in the meantime? | |||
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"My sanity "Sold! Here is your cuddles please enjoy being insane | |||
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"What are you missing right now and what would you swap for it if you were offered it now? I’d swap pizza slices for cuddles
I miss the first car I brought with money I earned myself. Was a Chrysler Crossfire (and no, I was not a hairdresser )
I'd swap the last year, as its been stale as fuck. "Haha I don’t think anyone wants the last year in return for giving you your car. Have to find a better swap | |||
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"My Children "
Have a free cuddle and a slice of pizza for now. Can we do anything to help regarding the children? | |||
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"A lovely deep massage back mainly but why not finish rest and hmmm I'd swop for ? Depending on how good the massage is " Oooh negotiations have started have they? What is on offer if it’s mediocre? | |||
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"I'm missing my parents as they both passed away in march 2018,it's my birthday tomorrow and it's not going to be a good day it's not the same without them. So sorry to hear this. Is there something you used to do together which you could recreate or at least spirit of it ? They always said happy birthday and I'd open presents and their card from them.dont get any birthday cards etc now. Happy birthday! And I hope it isn't a lonely one.
Thank you and it probably will be a lonely one as no1 will remember my birthday"Happy birthday you!!! | |||
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"I’d swap my soul for my life back!" But is your life really worth living without your soul? | |||
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"I'd swap an oil filler cap, that has mysteriously dissapeared. For the extra 3 screws I've now somehow acquired. "How do those screws always multiply? It must be some magic like when socks go missing in the washing machine? | |||
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"I'd swap now for then." Then before or then future? | |||
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"A new life for my job... Not to much to ask I feel..." But we do need some kind of job to have a life. How can we help you find the right balance? | |||
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"I'd swap my 4x4 for the Ford Mustang from the 1968 Steve McQueen film Bullitt." Oh yes! Good swap! | |||
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"A new life for my job... Not to much to ask I feel... But we do need some kind of job to have a life. How can we help you find the right balance? " Perhaps. But many can survive and be self sufficient without the need for a job. This runs deeper than just new lifes and jobs though. This is new starts. Gender questions and being accepted for being me...
Way to deep for a fab forum. | |||
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"Interesting you said cuddle My mistress cried last time I cuddled and kissed her and left without sex Interesting role reversal " You must have a truly special dynamic for her to feel comfortable enough to be that vulnerable in front of you. I bet that was a strange feeling for you! | |||
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