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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it." Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny  | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it." hahaha why havent I thought about this before?! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it." For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo" 
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"Be really attractive and quite tall " Well I've got the tall part down, i'll leave the judgement to everyone else on whether i'm attractive or not! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
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I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink"Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
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I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink"I couldn't not go woo woo it's definitely part of the process! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny "you have to pick your moments with it i'd say! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
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I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that "I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny
you have to pick your moments with it i'd say! "You need to do a video and send it to potential meets it might work | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
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I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car! "Tinky winky helicopter it is then | |||
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now" "Love to hear people’s opinions on this I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time “I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting” I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds | |||
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"confident (not arrogant), good sense of huour, intelligent (I don't ask for much!)" Seems fair! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. Apart from the fact it’s a bit wrong I’d find that funny
you have to pick your moments with it i'd say!
You need to do a video and send it to potential meets it might work "haha and save it under 'special skills' | |||
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "yeah I can see what you mean with that! | |||
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "I think it's probably a generational thing. Buying a woman a drink used to be a standard way to get chatting. Admittedly a woman offering a drink in return would have been unusual. I didn't and still don't think of it as having my time bought though. | |||
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "I’m chuckling to myself, you’d die of thirst, I don’t drink and if I have 2 soft drinks in a night it’s a miracle | |||
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"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun "*Forgot to add buy her a drink once you get talking… it’s what I’d do anyway | |||
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"Smile and eye contact...read her body language...then in for the kill "hard to do eye contact with those bad girls waving at me | |||
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman "Why not?  | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then " You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming. | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming. "Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused | |||
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman "really ..you look like you'd be someone's wetdream | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused "Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard. | |||
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman "Me neither. Never had the confidence. Though a couple of weeks ago, I was at a bar, got eye contact and a smile from the lady next to me and 'she' offered to buy 'me' a drink. That was a first. Ended up partying (non-sexually) with her and her mates all night. I should probably have more confidence. Next time I'm out and see someone I like, I'll give it a shot. | |||
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman
Why not? "Lack of confidence I guess. Always feel like I would be bothering them, loads of reasons really. | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard. "Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes "Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious! | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious! "We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy " can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on. | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on. "I’d spend the day crying laughing | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing "Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place. | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing "What about if they were humming the theme to Thunderbirds and doing the countdown? Yeah… now you’re thinking!! How sexy would that be?? | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
What about if they were humming the theme to Thunderbirds and doing the countdown? Yeah… now you’re thinking!! How sexy would that be?? "What have I started | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
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"Smile and eye contact...read her body language...then in for the kill hard to do eye contact with those bad girls waving at me " | |||
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"Maybe start with hello? Getting your cock out and a can of lynx doesn’t tend to work in the real world…or anywhere for that matter "What about getting your cock out next to a can of lynx so they can see how impressive it is - or a sky remote??  | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status "Why not both?
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"From memory... I think eye contact is required, followed with a smile (both sides), leave it 5 mins, more eye contact and if the signs are positive go and say hello. Word of warning...The eye contact needs to be validated, make sure you are not standing in front of a tv screen or a really handsome person / partner and you are mistaking the glances being aimed at you, this my friend has happened to me "Sounds like the end of "Fit but You Know It" | |||
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"If it were me (I know that I'm massively out of touch when it comes to things like this) I'd appreciate a friendly "hello" followed by "may I buy you a drink?" If I accepted a brief chat with no creepy behaviour would help me decide if I offered a drink in return or said " it was nice to meet you, I'll be getting back to my friends now"
Love to hear people’s opinions on this
I never offer to buy drinks, because I feel it gives the impression that I’m buying your time
“I bought you this drink, you owe me 15 minute of chatting”
I Peter to just chat and if we start getting on, then we will take turns doing a few rounds "I wouldn't want to be offered a drink. It puts pressure on. | |||
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"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun "This! This will always get a positive response from me, not that it ever happens when I'm out | |||
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"Start with eye contact, if its returned with a smile then go over and "accidentally" spill a drink on her heaving bosoms " Bit of a Neanderthal approach methinks  | |||
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"Eye contact and read her body language but don’t stare. Ask if she’s having a good night, let the conversation flow naturally…Make her laugh and smile… Have fun
This! This will always get a positive response from me, not that it ever happens when I'm out "You’ve not been drinking in my locals | |||
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman "You should go out wearing what you are in your profile pic and all the ladies will be after you
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"I'm taking notes, never in my life have I approached a woman
You should go out wearing what you are in your profile pic and all the ladies will be after you
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday! "Would you do a video? | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video? "It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that.  | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video?
It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that. "You’d rather laugh at everyone else | |||
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it. For added effect, don't forget to shout "woo woo"
On a serious note;
I tend to engage in general convo, introduce myself etc and offer to buy a drink
Jeez you’re brave offering to buy a drink given how some would react to that
I'd be amazed if it got to that stage and not in the back of a police car!
Tinky winky helicopter it is then
You just want to see me in the back of a police car don't you? Charming.
Nah I just like tinky winky helicopters, I’m easily amused
Fair, get two guys to do it simultaneously and it's called a Chinook, then you'll be mesmerised, before bent over laughing hard.
Hmmmm I should ask for helicopter videos on my status, I doubt I’d get any Chinooks. You’re lucky I know what one is and now I can hear the noise it makes
Do it! Let us know how many you get. That'd be hilarious!
We should have a tinky winky helicopter video thread, that’d keep you lot busy
can you imagine? It'd be a sausagefest of whirling wang. And no one really knowing what's going on.
I’d spend the day crying laughing
Same, and then wonder why I even mentioned it in the first place.
I now can’t decide whether to start a thread or change my status
Why not both?
It could be an absolute riot on a Friday!
Would you do a video?
It's at this point I will chicken out. Confidence an all that.
You’d rather laugh at everyone else "Ehhh, .... ok yes, yes I would. But come on, who wouldn't.
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"Flop your cock out, do willy helicopter and mesmerize her with it." “We’ve got a video about that, haven’t we Jonny….?” | |||
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"Be really attractive and quite tall " I really hope height isn't as much of an advantage as it's held up to be, because if it is, I must be *really* fucking ugly. Hah. | |||
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"A friend of mine post covid genuinely went lost for words the first time out post covid. It wasn’t a line but it ended up working as he made a joke out of forgetting how to talk to people over covid. It worked to completely break the ice. Also I’ve been told just being completely natural. Another friend was at a wedding, thought he was sat next to a lesbian couple. Completely natural banter all day as he wasn’t trying to chat either of them up. Turns out only one of them was and he went home with the other. " And now she’s a lesbian too? | |||
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