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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Happy Friday mornings

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Clear off

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Get out.

My favourite thing to say after fucking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get out.

My favourite thing to say after fucking! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Clear off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have shot gun

And both barrels are loaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out.

My favourite thing to say after fucking! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoo!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s time for you to go!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Shut the door on your way out

I'm calling the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skedaddle off out of here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jog on "
great saying I use that

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

Be gone peasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the door on you’re way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the ride number 2 on the way better go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, this was fun...

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By * plus SCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

Get to fuck

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Omg is that the time?! I’m supposed to be [insert non fictional event]

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The house is on fire

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a bit

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Go forth and multiply outside this house .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/21 08:16:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You won’t be the first person I’ve shot!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Your taxi is outside waiting...

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Out. Now.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Oh look, naked Ladies have just walked around the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F**k off !

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Off you trot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laters....

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

OUT! (finger pointing to door)

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Make like a Baker and all buns!

Xx

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

And yes I do love the music of Tom Waits,

Xx

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Your next conquest awaits you, go forth and multiply.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Make sure the door doesn’t hit your ass on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your new car on fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry who you !

I’m calling my mum !

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Exit is that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toddle off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow is that the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, now go. Walk out the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! My husband has just pulled up!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't move, I've got an Atomic Kitten CD around here somewhere.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Don’t you have a doctors appointment to get too

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

Sling your fucking hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fuck out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feds are at the door..

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Feck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rash is getting worse and starting to itch

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Thank you and good bye

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Door or balcony, one is your choice the other is mine

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

Vamoose you carouser!

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Get out....said as a strained grunt as I'm cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus went that way

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By *oolkoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Get oot me hoose

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Hop it

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket


"Get out.

My favourite thing to say after fucking! "
who said romance is dead !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right!"

*slaps knee*

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

That’s what I needed, thanks .. don’t let the door hit you on the way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here your coat whats your, whats your hurry bud

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you met Mr spanky stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out.

My favourite thing to say after fucking! "

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

The kids are due home any minute with the hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boost ya rocket.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

On your bus, now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defenestrate

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.


"Feck off "

Fup off ya fuppin baxtard!

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA


"Happy Friday mornings "
Fuck off

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"GO "

Walk out the door

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

Was that it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaffan'kulo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to fuck with ye

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A bit like Paddington, say nothing and give them the long hard stare

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... has he still not got the message and left yet??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

... has he still not got the message and left yet??! "
just putting Mt coat on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On your bus, now!! "

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Open the door, point outside and say:

"GO FORTH & MULTIPLY YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

I've had enough of you I'm tired - fuck off! I want to go to bed! Let yourself out & don't forget to close the door behind you. Oh, and don't slam it!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Appear with a bible under your arm and say: "did I forget to tell you I was a Jehovah's Witnesses? Would you like to talk about god...."

That should get them to leave pretty pronto!

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