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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I haven’t seen one in ages. Are they still about?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I haven’t seen one in ages. Are they still about?"

They don't make a 'habit' of coming out these days.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Yeah I seen one yesterday but I don’t like to make a habit of running into them

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I haven’t seen one in ages. Are they still about?

They don't make a 'habit' of coming out these days."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None I know of.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

My dad was a nun... Every time someone asked what job he had, he'd say "nun" thank you Baldric

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]"

Habit III ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You having NUN of it Leo ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

They've all gone back to the Antartic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?"

You know I'm not that convent-ional

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional "

They're probably all on the run

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional

They're probably all on the run "

I heard tell there were plans to nunaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional

They're probably all on the run

I heard tell there were plans to nunaway"

What nunsense!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional "

Well a third time just wouldn't be nunny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional

They're probably all on the run

I heard tell there were plans to nunaway

What nunsense! "

Nunny joke !arf arf

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"

Plain clothes nuns undercover, love it

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"

Nuns dressed as civilians?

Sounds similar to something that would worry Corporal Jones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to see nuns riding, the train when I was in North Wales.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Around here they raise chickens.....

We call them them the Nun Chucks...

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I used to see nuns riding, the train when I was in North Wales."

Cowboy nuns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx

Plain clothes nuns undercover, love it "

They often lurk by zebra crossings

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

3 nuns were praying...

Three nuns were praying on a park bench when a man walks up and flashes them.

1st nun had a stroke, the 2nd nun also had a stroke.

The 3rd one was too slow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Nun who qualifies as a Solicitor?

A Sister-in-Law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to see nuns riding, the train when I was in North Wales.

Cowboy nuns?"

More Snowdon than Brokeback.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I saw a priest dressed as a nun and broadcasting. I asked him why the two together - he said he was a transister

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"[Removed by poster at 16/09/21 16:26:12]

Habit III ?

You know I'm not that convent-ional

They're probably all on the run

I heard tell there were plans to nunaway"

That was the Corrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t seen one in ages. Are they still about?"

I’ve seen a few, but I don’t make a habit of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven.

St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a penis with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven.

At this point there’s a commotion further down the line with one nun trying to push further up the queue.

St. Peter calls out, “Be calm, there is plenty of room for all.”

A shrill reply comes from sister Dora, “If I’m going to have to put that stuff in my mouth I’d rather do it before sister Mary dips her arsehole in it!”

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Last one we bumped into was before lock down in a monastery car park (we were not dogging before you ask). It was full with people coming for a pilgrimage (or something that involved walking across the fields in a big group with a huge cross). A nun stopped her car in front of us and said 'see that priest over there, he wants this space. This is my space. When you pull out block him so I can park in it after you'. She was a little old though talking Glaswegian who seemed like she could handle herself. So we thought we'd better not fuck with her and do what she says. As soon as we pulled out the priest started to drive to towards the space but we got in the way and the Nun pulled straight in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw two yesterday but there’s a nunnery quite close to us - they don’t wear the full on black and white outfits and just blend in mostly so you might have been near more than you think xx"

Secret nuns pretty scarey

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Any nuns in tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't seen once since I moved to the UK three years back.

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