FabSwingers.com forum: Insults you don’t hear anymore

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was putting some petrol in the car earlier and I heard a bloke call another bloke in his van a ‘dickwad’. I’ve not heard that for donkeys

What other insults have you not heard for a while?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

A few I haven't heard in a while;

Spunktrumpet

Cockwomble

Bellend

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Drongo

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Spunkbubble …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shlong

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Shagnasty

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where do you think you are going young man?

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By *mizhereMan
over a year ago

chinnor area

Ballbag

Baw jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob cheese

Bell sniffer

Wankstain

Bellend

Arsebandit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rapscallion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob jockey

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Specky 4 eyes

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Dipstick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slapper !

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Langy string of piss.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Twonk

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By *bsolutley FabMan
over a year ago

Fareham

“you Spacky”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dork

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By *hrissieTV/TS
over a year ago

Colchester

Anything from the 70's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocknose

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Toe rag.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Wazzock

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock womble

Prick

Cunt chops

God I miss the barracks at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You had delusions of adequacy!’

‘All hat and no cattle.’

‘Blunderbuss’

‘Milksop’

‘Poltroon.’

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Grunt

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Mong

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Knob jockey"

I used to have a friend who used that one a lot. I do miss her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swede lifter

Flange

Dry liner

Lager top

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

shit for brains

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By *uicy78Woman
over a year ago

King's Lynn

gaylord

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Tosspot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plantpot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plank !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Nincompoop

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, from the 70s, dim brain, lame brain and no brain/no brainer. Yes, in the 70s a no brainer was a stupid person who was so dumb they appeared to not have a brain

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Gobshite

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

Bum bandit

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

For me personally? “Oi hippy get yer fucking hair cut, you look like a girl”

I’d do practically anything to hear that insult once more….

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

Big dick

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

"For me personally? “Oi hippy get yer fucking hair cut, you look like a girl”

I’d do practically anything to hear that insult once more…. "
loooooooool

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

bellingham

"For me personally? “Oi hippy get yer fucking hair cut, you look like a girl”

I’d do practically anything to hear that insult once more…. "
bald?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joey Deacon

Spacker

Wazzock

Joe 90 (for anyone with glasses)

Weren't we all politically correct lovely kids eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobshite "

Sorry I use that every day.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"For me personally? “Oi hippy get yer fucking hair cut, you look like a girl”

I’d do practically anything to hear that insult once more…. bald?"

Well not the full kojak but you can’t polish a turd (ironically you can polish my head)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Langy string of piss."

Lanky streak of piss? I heard that said at a footy match last weekend! (not by me of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Div, mong and spacka are all out of favour, unsurprisingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsewipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Specky 4 eyes"

SpeckyFourEyes is a website where you can buy cheap glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from Red Dwarf you don't hear anyone called smeghead anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit head

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Shit for brains

Cottonwool for brains

You Toss rag

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

The Barber's Cat - full of wind & piss

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

You bounder!

You absolute cad!

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Arsehat

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Smeghead

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Spacka that's one that's disappeared

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By *unWelshcouple84Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

How about the lack of inventiveness of late?

I HOPE EVERY SHOE YOU OWN HAS A LEGO INSIDE!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum sponge

Rag week

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Cunt nugget

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Specky 4 eyes

SpeckyFourEyes is a website where you can buy cheap glasses

I’ll need to look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apart from Red Dwarf you don't hear anyone called smeghead anymore. "

Or when Kryten said it…

Smeeeegggheeeeeaaaadddd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratter

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Kinky free birth labourer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky free birth labourer "

They are warriors

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Joey deacon

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Spaz

Flid.

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By *oveAndBangCouple
over a year ago

where the mood takes us

Donkey. Sounds so soft but when Gordon Ramsey called someone a donkey it was stronger than c*nt

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Gimmer.

Langer.

Yeasty Codpiece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donkey. Sounds so soft but when Gordon Ramsey called someone a donkey it was stronger than c*nt"

I think that’s because he says c*nt all the time.

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By *ola81Woman
over a year ago

pond

Fucktardian

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Dick splash

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By *adForGood69Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Window licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit for brains

Joey

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Wazzack if that's how you spell it haha

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Itchy Chin

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You've got a face for the Wireless.

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