FabSwingers.com forum: 44 gross things that all woman do but don’t talk about

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read

1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.

2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.

3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.

4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.

5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.

6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.

7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.

8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”

9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.

10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.

11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.

12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.

13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.

14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.

15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.

16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.

17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.

18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.

19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.

20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.

21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.

22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.

23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.

24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.

25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.

26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.

27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.

28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.

29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.

30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.

31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.

32) Shav*ng your toes.

33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.

34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.

35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.

36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.

37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.

38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.

39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.

40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.

41) And the ones around your belly button.

42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.

43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.

44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why has bra been censored??? haha

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Too many asterisks for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also cant relate so no idea if this is hilarious or dire

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Op you might need to have a rethink on the company you keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to think what type of women they surveyed for those answers

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Gawd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jebus

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Jebus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a facebook poll, therefore probably answered by the types that still have pj's on mid afternoon.

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By *ovetolearnMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

omg, dreading the list coming for us men, as judging by that one ours will be about 4 times longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your keyboard broken OP?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

What is a bra? I don’t think I’ve worn one since about 16th March last year when pyjamas became official work at home uniform.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm trying to work out why half of these things are gross.

So you're gross if you don't remove hair and gross if you do. And blokes say "doesn't matter what us men do, we're always in the wrong"

Guess what? So are us women apparently

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"why has bra been censored??? haha"

..but not t*mp*n?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Its a facebook poll, therefore probably answered by the types that still have pj's on mid afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the heck

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Playing with your own boobs is gross?

Oh well, still going to do it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Playing with your own boobs is gross?

Oh well, still going to do it!"

And will you disgusting things stop choosing to have periods. It's gross

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What the heck

You don’t make pube ponytails

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"What is a bra? I don’t think I’ve worn one since about 16th March last year when pyjamas became official work at home uniform."

Do you put the pyjamas on when you get out of bed? !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Are these official results from Sydney University ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably Facebook will do a hundred things disgusting that us blokes do then lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's dumb stuff like this though that can so easily give young lasses a complex and young lads the impression that females are disgusting for being ....well, normal!

Taking the piss coz her period is so heavy she feels the need for double protection.

Education is what's needed for the dickeads that compiled this.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

I wondered what you ladies would think ….

Yes I know friends who have daughters and I feel for them growing up with shit like this on social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered what you ladies would think ….

Yes I know friends who have daughters and I feel for them growing up with shit like this on social media

It's an absolute load of rubbish.

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

"This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read

1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.

2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.

3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.

4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.

5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.

6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.

7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.

8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”

9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.

10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.

11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.

12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.

13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.

14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.

15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.

16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.

17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.

18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.

19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.

20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.

21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.

22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.

23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.

24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.

25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.

26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.

27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.

28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.

29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.

30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.

31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.

32) Shav*ng your toes.

33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.

34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.

35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.

36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.

37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.

38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.

39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.

40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.

41) And the ones around your belly button.

42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.

43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.

44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another example of why I'm not on mainstream social media - load of tosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is from facebooks finest pol so don’t blame me just thought it was quite the read

1) Wearing the same br* for at least a week.

2) Wearing that one br* about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certa*n top, and never actually washing it.

3) Wearing old br*s that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.

4) Putting a br* in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.

5) Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in y*u~.

6) And realizing that “blo*d” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.

7) Wearing a security sanit*ry towel as well as a tamp*n.

8) Getting your pub*s trapped in a pad’s “w*ngs.”

9) Really enjoying digging out ingrown ha*rs.

10) Having whole sessions with the tweez*rs where you get every single one.

11) Making ha*r art on the shower walls from all the ha*r that falls off your head.

12) And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray ha*rs that get stuck in your bum cra*k.

13) Twiddling your pub*s in a totally non-se*y way.

14) Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pub*s.

15) Or just trimming your pub*s with any old scissors and hoping no one notices.

16) Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can tr*m off.

17) But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.

18) Removing all your pub*s and then being freaked out by your nakey vagi*a.

19) Removing all your pub*s and swearing that they were hiding a whole extra tum*y roll.

20) Removing all your pub*s and enjoying the ~bre*ze~.

21) Removing all your pub*s and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.

22) Owning old knick*rs where your pub*s have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.

23) Still wearing these old knick*rs and creating a lil’ pub* ponytail through the hole.

24) Secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.

25) Eating a piece of food that has fallen into your cleav*ge.

26) Using your br* as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.

27) Storing something in your br*, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your br* that night and it just falls out.

28) Master*ng taking off your br* without removing your top.

29) And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.

30) Only shav*ng your legs when you know they’re going to be on the show.

31) And then only shav*ng the b*ts that will show.

32) Shav*ng your toes.

33) Forgetting to shav* your toes.

34) Being slightly insulted, but also happy when you go for a lower-leg wax and they do your toes without asking.

35) Playing with your own bo*bs in the mirror.

36) Squishing them together and wishing you could get a br* that was half as good as your own hands.

37) Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a cors*t from the olden days.

38) Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they get sagg*er.

39) Making ’em do a lil’ dance.

40) Plucking your nip*le ha*rs.

41) And the ones around your belly button.

42) Quite enjoying popp*ng a spot.

43) And trying to p*p the ones that aren’t quite ready yet.

44) Scratching your b*ts and then having a little sn*ff, just to make sure it’s all good down there.

This is typical Facebook crap that people share without even thinking about it. Women do not do all these 44 things.

This is Fab not Facebook.

I don't do Facebook for this very reason, it,s rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn yawn!!

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By *tickler2000Man
over a year ago

St Agnes

There's a couple minutes of my life I'm not getting back

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Every woman should do 35 at least once a week. To check for any changes.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk"

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've done some of them.

I've sat on the toilet to trim my pubes.

That way they go down into the bowl and not into my hand/the bath/the bed etc.

When I had periods I was always getting my pubes stuck to the towel.

I squish my boobs together most days, because I can.

I only shave my legs and armpits for sex, or if I'm going swimming. If I'm wearing short leggings or trousers I'll only shave the bits that show.

If you think any of that is disgusting then I think you're a dick and you probably pick your nose and examine it before you eat it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I couldn't wear a bra for a week as I sweat like a pig.

I go braless most of the time and take it off as soon as I can if I go out.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've also put tissue in my bra for safe keeping and forgotten about them.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bet you’re glad you posted this op

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

We won't forget his name in a hurry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

bra

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

We won't forget his name in a hurry

I see what you did there

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Its a facebook poll, therefore probably answered by the types that still have pj's on mid afternoon.

Errrr I've still got my pj's on right now

Although to be fair I sleep naked so they're probably considered lounge wear

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

This list is definitely American and definitely written by a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hilarious. “Hair art”! So true!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

We won't forget his name in a hurry

I see what you did there

I'm not just a gross woman

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"This is hilarious. “Hair art”! So true!"

Years ago, when I had thick pubes, I used to make shampoo shapes with them in the bath.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Its a facebook poll, therefore probably answered by the types that still have pj's on mid afternoon.

Why waste time getting dressed if you aren't going anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross? "

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I thought it was quite funny op

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

I can see this following him around....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

I can see this following him around...."

I know him and I’m sure it was meant light hearted. Never assume people have the same humour as you in this place!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it. "

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Bet you’re glad you posted this op

I can see this following him around....

I know him and I’m sure it was meant light hearted. Never assume people have the same humour as you in this place!

I do have a sense of humour.

To be fair, it's usually what gets me an appointment with HR.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women."

M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached

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over a year ago

"I've done some of them.

I've sat on the toilet to trim my pubes.

That way they go down into the bowl and not into my hand/the bath/the bed etc.

When I had periods I was always getting my pubes stuck to the towel.

I squish my boobs together most days, because I can.

I only shave my legs and armpits for sex, or if I'm going swimming. If I'm wearing short leggings or trousers I'll only shave the bits that show.

If you think any of that is disgusting then I think you're a dick and you probably pick your nose and examine it before you eat it

I've done some of them too and I thought it was funny!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Oh and accidentally self waxing yourself with pads with wings, absolutely brings tears to your eyes

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over a year ago

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.

M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached

would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...????

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.

M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached

would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...???? "

It would indeed. Seriously though, what's gross about taking off your bra without removing your top first? That's classic winter wizardry so you don't get cold whilst getting comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women."

we all have our own opinions.. this is an open forum

i dont have to think the same as everyone else do I????

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.

M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached

would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...???? "

I didn't say you had to think the same as me.

I just mentioned that my other half found a hair whilst going down on me but he thought it was still attached to my head. We were in stitches cause he was so silly. Personally if you can't have a laugh with your partner who can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it.

You've never had a period then? Never lost a head hair down yer arse crack in the shower and found it when drying or wiping?

Never plucked a hair?

I feel sad that you think women are gross simply for being women.

M found one the other day, but he thought it was still attached

would be a sad world if we all thought the same.. i have my opinion you have yours. that what forums are about...????

I didn't say you had to think the same as me.

sorry i meant to reply to the previous message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's gross about having a favourite bra or taking it off without taking your top off first? Periods are normal, not gross. We don't ask for them. Judging by this list, women are just gross and should be ashamed of ourselves?!

And why is the Bra censored? Is it a bad word all of a sudden?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I could probably add a few more to this list but as they're way grosser than those mentioned, I'll just clarify a couple that resonated with me...

#19. Having just been waxed for the 1st time in months, I was shocked to discover my tummy roll (or "gunt", as I call it) was still there, despite losing 11lbs

#26. Never used a bra as a pocket. Nor do I know anyone who does. Nor would I consider it gross? I just feel that my boobs garner enough unwanted attention without added lumps from my keys/purse/phone x

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Half of those aren't even that gross. I mean gross is when you have to do the awkward run to the loo before the cum tries to dribble out.

Gross is when farts move towards the front not the back.

But guess what even these are just part of being female. We're not perfect dolls who'd have thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed a personal favourite off the list , testing how saggy your boobs are with your ability to hold various objects underneath... pencil was always a basic but I know someone who could hold a small keyboard ( we always said small piano as it sounded more dramatic)

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Missed a personal favourite off the list , testing how saggy your boobs are with your ability to hold various objects underneath... pencil was always a basic but I know someone who could hold a small keyboard ( we always said small piano as it sounded more dramatic) "

Please tell me it was switched on when they did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t wear bra’s so that doesn’t apply to me.

Have trimmed pubes with a nail scissors whilst sat on the toilet. Have scratched my own bum hole and sniffed my finger afterwards. Do check tampon briefly whilst removing because I wear different sizes throughout my period, start off with the green heavy ones then switch to the yellow medium flow towards the end.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"none of the above... gross and not even funny yuk

I'm a little confused. Are you confirming you think the listed things are gross?

The list is gross not representative of me at all... and its just not even funny.. waste of a few minutes reading it. "

Waste of even more time arguing the toss about it as well

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Don’t wear bra’s so that doesn’t apply to me.

All standard things for a woman to do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Makes me die looking at some of the profiles saying normal women's behavior is gross, when they have stuff on theirs that's actually a bit ewww

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

How is wearing a security tampon gross?? Common sense if you’re re heavy.

How is shaving your pubes gross?

Some of these are just stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half of those aren't even that gross. I mean gross is when you have to do the awkward run to the loo before the cum tries to dribble out.

Gross is when farts move towards the front not the back.

But guess what even these are just part of being female. We're not perfect dolls who'd have thought

I think the perfect dolls may be the blow up ones you have to carry to the loo quickly before the cum dribbles out

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