FabSwingers.com forum: Adverts that get your goat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.

What adverts grip your shit?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.

What adverts grip your shit?"

Lloyd's Bank... Anything with a song that they have slowed down, and have some breathy bint "singing"

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Any adverts that go on about either cars, unlocking house finance or credit cards does my head in.

I don’t have that issue on the computer though as I just ad-block them so I don’t see them, and they don’t get paid for the view.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

No one is getting my goat, he’s mine, you hear, mine, get your own goat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Phillip schofield on it, I don't know what it is, I just instantly get to the aaarrrggghhh stage

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Oral B one - woman used to say on it ‘I didn’t know oral b made a toothpaste’

Well what did you think they made??

They’ve taken that part out now

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Adopt a pussy for £3 a month, get regular up dates and a cuddly toy to play with

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I don’t listen to commercial radio so I don’t hear their mundane ads any longer. I rarely watch live TV and record what I want to see so I fast forward through the ads. Problem sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t listen to commercial radio so I don’t hear their mundane ads any longer. I rarely watch live TV and record what I want to see so I fast forward through the ads. Problem sorted. "

When I grow up I want to be you

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

the lloyds bank advert " we are there for you" yeah right.. as in we dont give a shit as long as we get a big bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominos yodelling advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with Philip schofield

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months "

Or even look at something and then it pops up on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

Or even look at something and then it pops up on Facebook "

Absolutely, every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raid shadow legends need I say more

Simply safe also starting to do my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months "

Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser

It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser

It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads

I do that now and again just to free up space on my old ass phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser

It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads

True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pizza yodelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gambling ads. They're fucking everywhere for such a shit habit. Oh, and fuck William Hill for using Sweet Caroline in their ads after knowing how big that song was during England's run in the Euros

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Beelivery" the one with the couple that run out of nappies. What the actual fuck?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where to start !

Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )

Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.

Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.

The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.

Anything with Ruth and Eamon

Anything with Phillips Schofield

Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )

Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )

Think I'll stop there before I burst

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anything to do with Philip schofield

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser

It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads

True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes."

It does. Spooky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t watch much tv, the ads that get my goat are generally Facebook adverts. You buy underwear once and it’s all you get on your feed for months

Unstall Facebook apps use your phone’s browser

It’s Facebook scaning your phone and browser history to target ads

True. It’s creepily good sometimes though, so much so that I think it actually listens and understands sometimes."

They do check what permissions you give up when installing

People worry about hacking but hacking is a thing off the past

When you can set your self up as a fake company

Pay Facebook and register to Facebook anylitcals

And you have access to everyone data no need to hack anyone these days when people are so willing to hand it all over free and legitimately

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Where to start !

Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )

Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.

Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.

The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.

Anything with Ruth and Eamon

Anything with Phillips Schofield

Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )

Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )

Think I'll stop there before I burst"

You're on a roll... Get it off your chest you'll feel much better for it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where to start !

Cordelle and Cordelle - Solicitors a man can trust ( annoys me every time )

Ads where babies/toddlers have superimposed mouths to make them appear to speak like an adult.

Robertson's juice ads where a bolshie , obnoxious kid takes charge in court.

The 'climate change ad' where groomed obnoxious kid actors speak to YOU through the camera so the ad makers can turn the emotional screw , accusations and guilt trips.

Anything with Ruth and Eamon

Anything with Phillips Schofield

Head and shoulders because the strictly woman so fucking loves herself and loves acting as if she is stupid. ( I really did like her mum though )

Davina and Amanda in the catalogue ad...... they look soooooo cheap n nasty ( and stupid )

Think I'll stop there before I burst"

Davina and

Amanda look great and were paid loads xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I bloody well WILL then !

Cinch !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

And Cazoo ! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ....

No they don't Yas. Shush.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"And Cazoo ! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ....

No they don't Yas. Shush."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How odd... i was going to put this post up.

-Macdonalds... the stupid whistle at the end

-Diet jingle

-'perf with surf'

Just to name afew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, the Numan ads too. Thank you for letting me know all the slang words for a penis while I'm watching TV with my Mum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

All the life insurance ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, the Numan ads too. Thank you for letting me know all the slang words for a penis while I'm watching TV with my Mum

Dong dong dong dong

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Only the misleading ones, I don’t like being lied to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh the ones that murder Queen songs like the Flash ones

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"That

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

One "

That one is god awful - it's top of my list. If it's not the incredibly weird faces everyone pulls, it's the watery spunk coming out of the statue's mouth. Quite how that advert got signed off is beyond me.

Oh, and also the Go Compare ones. I think everyone has had enough of the 'opera' singer by now.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I bloody well WILL then !

Cinch !"

With you on that one, Cinch ... too cringey... too 'Essexy'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Co compare or the meerkat ones

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

The bloody Meerkats. Joke's over, could we have some fresh material?

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

So many to choose from but one that ground my gears a few years back was a tooth paste commercial. Eating and drinking fruit is bad for your teeth. Brush them twice a day with......

FFS... I wonder how many people went off fruit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Philip Schofield in it. What a money grabbing little twT

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Youtube trying to sell me a watch all. the. time!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with Philip Schofield in it. What a money grabbing little twT

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The cheesy adverts aimed at senior citizens and it pisses me off which celebrities will endorse them for money! It makes both the product and the celeb look cheap.

And …. Walk-in baths

You’d have to sit in it whilst it fills and empties. How many pensioners do you know would be happy with that

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Um.... all of it really, put tv on mute when its a commercial break.

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By *iamondGeezerMan
over a year ago

Bar Hill

"And Cazoo ! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah ....

No they don't Yas. Shush."

Not advert related (although it really winds me up) but Cazoo is possibly the biggest con ever!

Alex Chesterman will exit with about £500 million in his back pocket and the whole thing will collapse and disappear in the next 2 years!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Well this may be a bit controversial but while I'm losing myself in some hawaiian beach fantasy the begging ads pop up, with their simpering voices, for the hobbling donkey, the blind cat, the shivering dog, the 2 year old girl who has to walk 500 miles for a thimble of cow piss and if that wasn't bad enough you then get the cremate yourself for the cost of a bbq adverts.

Next set you get the andrez ads for that just focus all the way through on one wriggling anus after another.. We all know where we need to use toilet tissue ffs.

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By *iamondGeezerMan
over a year ago

Bar Hill

"Anything with Philip Schofield in it. What a money grabbing little twT"

Philip Schofield... Lied to his wife for 27 years and yet we are expected to take his word for it about selling our cars!

(You won't get a better deal for cash or without a part exchange by the way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the insurance company called Dead Happy... "insurance to die for" .who on earth came up with that name?? . its just so insulting to people who are dying .. my husband died last year.... he hated the advert

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Well this may be a bit controversial but while I'm losing myself in some hawaiian beach fantasy the begging ads pop up, with their simpering voices, for the hobbling donkey, the blind cat, the shivering dog, the 2 year old girl who has to walk 500 miles for a thimble of cow piss and if that wasn't bad enough you then get the cremate yourself for the cost of a bbq adverts.

Next set you get the andrez ads for that just focus all the way through on one wriggling anus after another.. We all know where we need to use toilet tissue ffs. "

Fuck that made me laugh!! ‘ cremate yourself for the cost of a BBQ’!!!

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

The Sunlife one with Carol Vordeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Betting adverts

Should be banned

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Don’t watch them normally but the ‘Perfect’ Marc Jacobs and McDonalds ones that play prior to my box sets on ‘Now’ that I can’t skip, annoy the hell out of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any peloton advert …..so fucking annoying

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Where do I even start? Lol.

Strings n things, oral b, nationwide, Flash. Tesco making a big deal about price matching Aldi. So basically admitting they have been over charging people. The list goes on and on.

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

That yodelling Domino’s Pizza advert is fucking terrible. So cringy!

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Any peloton advert …..so fucking annoying "

Cool music though. Love a bit of BoneyM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything to do with Philip schofield

Seconded.

Any with James Corden in/ voiceover.

That low budget car one filmed on the top of a car park early one morning with a guy lip syncing to something.

I do love the singinging dog though in the Flash adverts.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"That yodelling Domino’s Pizza advert is fucking terrible. So cringy!"

?? And the Verisure adverts.

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By *urAlterEgosCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

"That yodelling Domino’s Pizza advert is fucking terrible. So cringy!

?? And the Verisure adverts."

Not seen that one.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

All the ads telling me how much funerals cost, Having paid for a close friends funeral last year I know how bloody much they cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t listen to commercial radio so I don’t hear their mundane ads any longer. I rarely watch live TV and record what I want to see so I fast forward through the ads. Problem sorted. "
yep I do this as well can't stand adverts

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"That yodelling Domino’s Pizza advert is fucking terrible. So cringy!

?? And the Verisure adverts.

Not seen that one. "

Its the burglar alarm one. Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We Buy Any Goat.

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By *ovetolearnMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

The cheese adverts where everybody tries to pronounce Galbani. I hate them so much

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"The cheese adverts where everybody tries to pronounce Galbani. I hate them so much

Yes! Forgot about that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We Buy Any Goat."

That’s good to know Jim

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Anything involving perfume or aftershave. If there was ever a reason not to take drugs !

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I listen to the radio while working and there seem to be a number of adverts at the moment that include the sound of someone slurping a drink. It really winds me up.

What adverts grip your shit?"
anything that is not spoken properly ( I shouldn’t have to spend ages trying to figure out what they are saying ), anything that states 75% of people agreed ( and then In small letters at bottle of screen says 12 people surveyed)

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

Every b*****d advert that appears on TV and interrupts my watching any programme.

Next.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Raid shadow legends need I say more

Simply safe also starting to do my head in"

I see your Simply Safe and raise you Verisure

The neighbours have been burgled ... we need to get an alarm ... not oh ... and Bob and June ok?

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Anything to do with Philip schofield

Ditto, can't stand the phucker

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

The CEX adverts, where they pronounce it 'sex'.

Yes, it stinks like a week old wank sock in there, but has nothing to do with sex. It's just cringe worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three times last night and now the gin club please someone tell advertisers !

Ban Philip scofield !

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Did somebody sayy Juuussssstt Eat?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The postcode lottery with that woman with the ridiculously high pitched squeeky voice.

The KFC advert 4 chicken somethings all for nineny naan pee innit.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

That zero advert, with all that stupid dancing stuff and leg thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooooo...... that gets right on my nips!

Oh and

Perf with surf! Go away, literally go far away!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

All of them, the main reason I don’t watch live tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about time we had tighter controls over the shit we're forced to tolerate in between our televisual entertainment. Everything else seems to be regulated nowadays so why not these?

Oh, and while i'm here, that ooooooooooooooo nonsense drives me crazy.

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