FabSwingers.com forum: What constitutes a bad fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That is the question.

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Just lying there…

Now that could be the fault of either party or both but it would definitely constitute a bad fuck…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappointment dissatisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought...to be or not to be...was the question

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve no idea at all. You’ll have to ask the women I’ve fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought...to be or not to be...was the question"

That wasn't quite as premature as I'd thought it would be.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Is there any such thing? Surely it's just incompatibility. What one person doesn't enjoy, someone else may think is the best sex that they've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea at all. You’ll have to ask the women I’ve fucked

You have a fair few veris and wouldn't that be considered as stalking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero passion

No kissing

Selfishness

Laziness

And not being attentive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought...to be or not to be...was the question

That wasn't quite as premature as I'd thought it would be. "

Come early come often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A two pump chump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No snack break

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No snack break "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any such thing? Surely it's just incompatibility. What one person doesn't enjoy, someone else may think is the best sex that they've ever had. "

Agree with you.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

Some of us are so completely out of practice that the anxiety levels are sky high, pretty well guaranteeing that it'll be a nightmare. Going to need someone with patience and not too hasty in judgement.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Poor communication, unwanted pain or indifference to pain, boundaries not respected, lack of basic respect for one another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor communication, unwanted pain or indifference to pain, boundaries not respected, lack of basic respect for one another."

that would be same for me as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla sex after a guy has said he is Dominant, which is about 80% of the guys on here.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Lasting less then 5mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla sex after a guy has said he is Dominant, which is about 80% of the guys on here.

Pow ...that was kick in balls for someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many things from lack of chemistry, being selfish or unwilling to adapt to your needs through to how they make you feel after.

It's not just about the physical act

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Vanilla sex after a guy has said he is Dominant, which is about 80% of the guys on here.

Lol. Send them my way. I’m not interested in anyone who calls themselves dominant!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Is there any such thing? Surely it's just incompatibility. What one person doesn't enjoy, someone else may think is the best sex that they've ever had.

Agree with you. "

Seriously … a pillow princess is no joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone letting of a rasper of a fart that turns into a shart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vanilla sex after a guy has said he is Dominant, which is about 80% of the guys on here.

Oh burn! And snap although I think there was a solitary slap on my arse

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I don’t think I’ve had one. I try to make sure we are both compatible before it gets to that point and I’m pretty laid back and relaxed in life which I think helps avoid any awkwardness. And if something unexpected happens I just giggle about it and move on to something else until the sexy vibes come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

You do know that if you blow into the end they inflate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

You do know that if you blow into the end they inflate?

Not all of them

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Me. I'm a terrible fuck.

Appalling really.

I have mastered "the sack o spuds" position.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

You do know that if you blow into the end they inflate?

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

You do know that if you blow into the end they inflate?

I thought that was if you pumped the balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

Is there an art to it? Like origami?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuuummmmmmming too quick...the fraustration is real

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Just read this . Some females have stated about soft penis , not lasting long etc. I have seen many threads where females state . They do not get off from penetration. So prefer ? Hands, mouth for them to get off. Comments ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

So demanding

Well come on, what's a lady supposed to do with a soft one?

Fold it in?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea, haven't had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read this . Some females have stated about soft penis , not lasting long etc. I have seen many threads where females state . They do not get off from penetration. So prefer ? Hands, mouth for them to get off. Comments ? "

Women are greedy and want all of them if they are honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two minutes pumpers and runners

There’s no shame in two pumps and splats but don’t run stay for rounds

Needing to double meet is a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two minutes pumpers and runners

There’s no shame in two pumps and splats but don’t run stay for rounds

Needing to double meet is a pain "

lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Well. When she's not wearing blue underwear isn't a good start, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two minutes pumpers and runners

There’s no shame in two pumps and splats but don’t run stay for rounds

Needing to double meet is a pain

lol"

lol it is then you got a dilemma on your hands off do you tell meet number 2 that they are number 2 or do you just keep quiet and hope they don’t notice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No erection

Agreed. Also someone who cums way too quick and then he is done for the night.

Like… goodbye sir, you are the weakest link!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuuummmmmmming too quick...the fraustration is real

T O T E S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero passion

No kissing

Selfishness

Laziness

And not being attentive "

And lack of communication before, during and afterwards. Needs, wants, desires and definite no’s should be clear. Hard when you like spontaneous

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

Burglars, alot of people say they are bad fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being stiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think to yourself ‘is that it’

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Boredom, laziness, when you think afterwards could have stayed in some some chores instead and.just had a wank

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

When she’s screaming “harder Daddy” and you’re already totally maxed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes me longer then that just licking pussy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

When she’s screaming “harder Daddy” and you’re already totally maxed out

Totally !!! Hahaha.

Thinking you put in the performance of a grand national winner !!! ?????

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Vanilla sex after a guy has said he is Dominant, which is about 80% of the guys on here.

You've fucked 80% of the guys on here?

Where do you find the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rushed, not reading signals and asking me to rate them out of 10 when they've finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

When she’s screaming “harder Daddy” and you’re already totally maxed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-pillow princess.

-robotic blowjobs (not reading my reactions)

Oddly the meets ive had on fab have been atad like this.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"That is the question. "

To fuck or not to fuck...

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Mu last pay rise, got fucked badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you think to yourself ‘is that it’

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was an in out, in , cum and then the nerve to ask if that was good for me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any such thing? Surely it's just incompatibility. What one person doesn't enjoy, someone else may think is the best sex that they've ever had. "

*This

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Someone going at you like a jack hammer! Zero communication, reading of body language or reactions…no eye contact xx

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Surely it's just a lack of compatible sexual skills and personality

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

So many things. So, so many things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or when you going all out like a Olympian and the recipient wants it even faster !!!

When she’s screaming “harder Daddy” and you’re already totally maxed out

Going down on K this morning her clit was to sensitive so i moved to her labia and using my tongue inside her. By the point she was about to cum screaming don't stop..more..more my tongue was already maxed out inspector gadget style and my genioglossus muscle was on the verge on snapping lol. Still I made over the line

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Lack of communication. You might think you're pulling out your best moves but if the other person isn't into it then you're on the wrong track! Also, fixating on penetration and orgasm as the gold standard of "good sex", to the exclusion of all else.

Mrs TMN x

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Sex with my ex springs to mind.

But for me bad sex is when anyone walks away unsatisfied I've had it before where a partner just wanted things that felt good for her but left me with nothing to the point where I was to tired

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Having to wank afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i dont spunk who cares about the bird haha just joking

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

One where you don't get tea & cake at half time

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Cumming too soon

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

No idea can’t say I’ve ever had a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete lack on engagement and communication.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"No erection

Agreed. Also someone who cums way too quick and then he is done for the night.

Like… goodbye sir, you are the weakest link!!!!

That's hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding toast crumbs in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys that get soft as soon as you get the condom out.. And try and make you feel guilty and push bareback because they are selfish fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partner not being able to make you cum so you have to do it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys think all they need to do is fuck you as hard and as fast as they can..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No kissing. Paltry effort at oral. Finger blasting from dry. Cum too fast…like one guy came in his pants from kissing me and one guy came before penetration…literally as he was about to

I got skillz

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Never had a bad fuck in my life some better than others but no fuck is a bad fuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad? No consent. No boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your partner orgasms and you don’t.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Someone who is only interested in self gratification.

If they come too soon or can't maintain an erection you can work round that, as long as they are willing.

No feedback...someone who is really quiet. I like to know someone is having a good time.

When you try to give direction when they are not hitting the spot, but they carry on regardless.

On the whole though I think it takes 2 to 'tango'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bad fuck.

When you find out the cheque has bounced and they've left you with an STD as well

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A bad fuck.

When you find out the cheque has bounced and they've left you with an STD as well

I like to pay half and take responsibility for the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her mother walked in

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

When they don't twist my condenser knobs, and pull my ratchet handle while caressing my scroodly bar. That really ruins it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero passion

No kissing

Selfishness

Laziness

And not being attentive "

All of this and it being over too soon.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

When a man gets in me and two pumps and a puddle is all I get

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